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Are You Here for the Aaliyah Biopic?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 09-29-2014

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Lifetime dropped the first look at its upcoming controversial Aaliyah biopic. After much hullabaloo about who would star in it, who’d produce it and what shade the characters should be, the network finally has its stars. Alexandra Shipp (I had to Google her, too) flat ironed her hair, tossed it over her eye and put on some Timbs to star as the fallen singer after actress Zendaya Coleman dropped was e-bullied out. The project does not have the blessing of Aaliyah’s family and there were reports the family was blocking Lifetime from using her music. But, somehow, the movie will tell the story of Aaliyah’s rise to fame and her troubled relationship with R. Kelly. Talk show host Wendy Williams is executive producing the TV movie, which premieres on Lifetime November 15th. Here’s a peek…

So,will you watch Aaliyah: The Princess of R&B?

Images via Kevin Mazur/WireImage and Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic
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Brew Commentary: No ‘ordinary’ love….

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 09-29-2014

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5008_1093986188049_143975_n<–The “I’m getting that Omari peen and ya’ll not” side-eye

It was the thug type threat heard ’round Black Twitter; Actor Omari Hardwick read your cousins for filth for going in on his Queen Jae. Some fans were appalled by her face parts, others, her hue.

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This got me thinking about how shallow we woman can be. We get upset when a male celebrity picks an ‘exotical’, huffing “typical” under ours breaths, while hard rolling our eyes at the computer screen. However, when a man chooses a mate for other reasons that might not be immediately apparent because of facial arrangement misfortunes, or other oddities, we deem his choice unworthy, UNLESS said broad is a ride or die chick, a la Tiny.  She’s off limits to everyone, immejiately!

ti-and-tiny< –stanky leg love!

So I thought we’d take a walk down Plain Jane Road to give some kudos to dudes who picked their mate for much more and took the heat:

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Sting and Trudie Styler – I mean, they’re like English so I’ll chalk this up to we just don’t see it. Plus doesn’t like the entire country have bad hair and teeth? Well, except Kate Moss…

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Redskins QB (for now) Robert Griffin III and his wife Becky  (giggles) – well in all fairness, he’s a spicy bamma in his own right – so maybe they cancel each other out?

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Hugh Jackman and his wife, Deborrah-Lee Furness – He’s 45, she’s 58. So being OG of the “Janes”, Deborrah-Lee issued this pre-emptive read to you judgy mofos!

Moral of this story; be okay with who YOU picked. In bird speak; “At the end of the day” you lay down with him/her, we do not, so why even justify your selection? Looks fade and in some cases ugly grows, but if you like it, like pre-cray Lauryn Hill and pre-crack D’Angelo sang, Nothing Even Matters…

 

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Life & love according to @boobysworld…

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 09-22-2014

While Keyshia “Fish Plate” Cole is running around handing out Floyd Mayweathers to love rivals, her ex-boo, Daniel Boobie Gibson is talking about their failed marriage to VLAD TV. Now I’ve always been a big fan of Boobie since the couples’ reality show, Keyshia and Daniel: Family First. He’s a cutie, and has some damn sense, but I really like what he has to say about love and marriage. As far as a youngin’ goes, he gets it!

Listen up:

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Brew Bits: Reporter quits live on-air!

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 09-22-2014

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A television reporter and owner of a marijuana activist club in Anchorage, Alaska quit during a live broadcast. Charlo Greene, who was reporting on efforts to legalize marijuana, revealed she was the owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club then said “f*ck it, I quit” and walked off! Damn, girl!

Hmmmm black, marijuana activist from Anchorage? Oh, she different! But I did read somewhere that the ratio of men to woman in Alaska is like 20 to 1! So Char and her Lands Ends gear be all up in the great frontier smoking blunts with the loggers? Okay, then boo.

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Brew Review: Beat Acne & Aging with illuMask + GIVEAWAY

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 09-17-2014

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I am always game to try something new when it comes to beauty. A new cream, a bronzer or unique hair product always finds its way to my bathroom counter. But, I didn’t quite know what to do when I got the offer to review a face mask that lights up! Find out how the anti-aging La Lumière illuMask worked for me! Hop over to my review on Beautiful Brown Girls for more and enter to win your own mask below.

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Good luck!

Thanks to La Lumière for sponsoring the giveaway. I received the product in exchange for an honest review. All thoughts are my own.
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