A California woman gets the Kegel of the Year Award! I’m creating it and giving it to her! You see, cops arrested the 51 year old woman on drunk driving charges but she managed to slip out of her handcuffs. And guess where they found them? Up in her va-gi-nahnahnahnah!
Eww! Purell on line 1.
Spotted
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Faith Evans is on the comeback trail these days. So, you know that means she’s in trouble with the law, right? That’s part of the comeback playbook. Duh!
Faith has been charged with two counts of DUI stemming from her August arrest in Los Angeles. If convicted, she faces a maximum of 6 months in jail.
BTW, her new album, “Something About Faith,” drops September 28th.
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Is Wendy Williams being forced to be less “How You Doin? Alriiiight! Eoowwww!” and more like Oprah? The New York Post’s rumor mill suggests executives at her show want her to appeal more to middle American mothers, going so far as canning her producer and asking her styling team to tone down her look. Well, this is Oprah’s last year, so perhaps the “higher ups” want Wendy to shoot for that audience. But, what we love about Wendy in the first place IS her over-the-topness. The first major change: she’s rolling out a new set. A rep for the show denies there’ll be any “personality” changes. But, you can judge for yourself when the new season of The Wendy Williams Show kicks off Monday.
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And here you have it…
TMZ (the Rona Barrett of the ghetto?) has the official mugshots from the T.I. & Tiny Takedown.
The couple got popped Wednesday night in West Hollywood for making an illegal u-turn. Cops smelled marijuana smoke coming from their Maybach and ultimately found what sources say were Ecstasy pills inside the vehicle. Tip’s probation officer ordered him to return to Atlanta immejitly following his release from LA’s holding cell (or wherever they keep celebrities without sense).
Image via TMZ
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I think that empirical data fully support that Twitter is the Devil. What does that make Facebook?
Futtahmore…if you know you have a crazy ass ex… BLOCK THAT FOO’ OR DELETE YOUR ISH!!
The Daily News of Jacksonville reported on Tuesday that Onslow County Sheriff’s Maj. Donnie Worrell said 63-year-old Karen Ann Rooney was shot twice in the torso in her home. Worrell said 62-year-old Peter Terrance Moonan then killed himself with the same .357-caliber handgun.
Worrell said their bodies were discovered last Saturday by a neighbor who wanted to introduce his wife to Rooney. The neighbor also said Rooney had begun dating another man. Rooney and Moonan dated for 16 years, and tax records show they bought a home together in 2002 before breaking up last February. Worrell said the couple didn’t have a history of domestic violence.
I’ma need Floyd Mayweather Jr. to take his lil man anger into the ring and keep it off UStream. Pretty Boy went on a racist and homophobic rant against his nemesis Manny Pacquiao, saying Manny will be making him sushi rolls and rice when he’s done with him. That is… if this mythical fight ever happens… seems like somebody is avoiding it. Anywho… Floyd went on to throw daggers by saying he’ll cook Manny “with some cats and dogs,” then he dropped the F-bomb (no, not that one)…
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Awwwww jeah! September 21st, it’s going down!
Hip Hop Artie, makes my life worth living…. true story!
Read the Gleeky details over at Vulture.
BIG IN EUROPE: I don’t mind a woman keeping in touch with her Ex’s because I’m not worrying about her cheating on me, cause we ain’t in a relationship anyway. I don’t *do* relationships cause people ain’t shit.
Elphie: Jeez… someone give this dude a hug–be careful, he’s an ass grabber.
SUPREME: I’m not an insecure dude like that, so as long as it’s already been established before we got together that she’s faithful and trustworthy, why would I be upset that she’s friends with her exes? All relationships don’t end bad – hell, I’m friends with MOST of my exes. And my girl knows there’s nothing to worry about. It’s not like I go spend the night with them or engage in activity that would raise her eyebrows…and I would expect her to not do the same. As long as we maintain honesty throughout everything (as I do in my relationship now), there’s no worries on my part. She’s with me every night anyway, and we know what each other is up to for the most part cuz we keep in touch during the day via text or phone call.
PHLIP: No, not really… The problem with “exes as friends” is that they seem more interested in being the “dick in a glass jar,” and in such disrespect the relationship in how they often flatly state things like “I’mma get you back” or something of the sort. If boundaries can be respected, then all is fine, but if a dude doesn’t stay in his lane then he must go.
Alone time is a strict HELL no. In the interest of fairness, I would expect the same in return as it relates to my female friends and exes/old jumpoffs. The past is the past for a reason, leave it back there.
GROSS DUDE: I automatically assume everyone is friends with their Exes. I also automatically assume that most Exes will still want to hit it. Hell, I’m friends with most of the women I have dealt with at one time or another…. and yeah..most I will still hit…just because. But that being said…. I’m not the hypocritical type. I’m just going to trust her to NOT sleep with her ex… same way I would hope she trust me NOT to sleep with anyone Ive dealt with. B/C as easy as it is for her to get with those fellas.. rest assure…I”ll get mine.
Elphie: Get your what? Kit o’HIV?
REGGIE DA’BLOGGER:I once dated a young woman that was friends with all her exes, I trusted her emphatically because she was so open and honest about most everything. She always seemed genuine and she was the type of person that would be honest, even if it hurt someone’s feelings. Since I trusted her, I was okay with her having so many male friends; and I trusted her right up until the time she gave me gonorrhea and crabs…I guess at the same time. Of course, that kinda jaded me to trusting that type of woman again. Now I prefer my significant other have a bunch of girlfriends.
It’s not looking so good in the House of Harris this morning…
Jacked from TMZ:
The honeymoon is over for T.I. and his wife Tameka Cottle because TMZ has learned they were arrested tonight and booked for the alleged possession of a controlled substance.
Law enforcement sources tell us L.A. County Sheriff’s deputies pulled over the multi-platinum selling rapper and his wife in a Maybach on Sunset Boulevard around 10:30PM. Deputies say they smelled marijuana, and after searching the vehicle they arrested T.I. and Tameka.
The couple just got married on July 30 in Miami, and T.I. — real name Clifford Harris Jr. — is on probation after doing seven months in prison on federal weapons charges.
We’re told T.I. and Tameka are in custody right now. Bail amount is $10,000.
UPDATE: They were released around 4 am (PT).
UPDATED SOME MO’: Tiny tweeted this to her followers after her release (is getting arrested then tweeting the new hotness?)…
Jus wanted 2say thank u 2every1 dats been leaving encouraging msgs & prayers! We love u guys:)going 2bed now! So glad 2b n a nice clean bed$
Tameka Cottle
TinyMajorMama
UPDATED AGAIN: Word is a small amount of what’s believed to be Ecstasy pills were found in the Maybach. Jump over to TMZ for that update. I’m done with deez Negroes.
Damn Tip, when will you learn… hire a weed carrier.
Images via TMZ
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Project Runway’s Tim Gunn is going innnnnnn on the fashion industry in his new book, “Gunn’s Golden Rules: Life’s Little Lessons for Making It Work.” He’s dropping knowledge about being celibate, Vogue’s Anna Wintour, designer Isaac Mizrahi and even Martha Stewart’s daughter.
Bravo is at it again! The TV network that’s single-handedly killing brain cells across America has a new installment of its Housewives franchise: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Bravo announced the cast today, which includes Camille Grammer (the estranged wife of Frasier star Kelsey Grammer), Adrienne Maloof (part of the family that owns the Palms Casino and the Sacramento Kings), Kim & Kyle Richards (former child stars and aunts of Paris Hilton…who, BTW reportedly has a penchant for hiding the yayo in her vagina these days), Lisa Vanderpump (a British restauranteur) and Taylor Armstrong (wife of a venture capitalist)…hey, it takes all kinds to round out the show, apparently (Latinas, Asians, etc… need not apply?).
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A big “oops” moment for CNN’s Rick Sanchez yesterday. During his off-the-cuff, seemingly unscripted show “Rick’s List,” Sanchez referred to President Barack Obama as “the cotton picking President of the United States.” Some context though: he said it in support of the Prez and his faith but it came out all wrong.
