From the mind of Piper from the Brew | Posted in Gonna Have to Slap A.., Rant | Posted on 04-29-2009
If I have to watch you prime and Spackle that old wrinkly face ONE more day- I swear to White Jesus and all the Bi-racial Apostles, and Mexican Angels….I will slap you. I want to know how EVERRY morning your tacky ass is running so late, that you have to perform your grooming ritual EN ROUTE!? Get up 10 minutes earlier…orrrrr…here’s a novel idea- WAIT TIL You get to the office.
You have no idea how close you are to a beat down. For my freedom…please, I implore you: GROOM AT HOME!
Note: To this heffa who is grooming her child on the bus, while wearing a head scarf- like they are at home… I hate you.
Say it with me people:
GROOMING IS FOR THE POOPER ROOM!