From the mind of Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in BET Awards 2009, Fabulous Fashion, Fashion Tragedy | Posted on 06-28-2009
I have drawn the short stick and had to suffer through this entire show to report the Brewshyt fashions that are bubbling up in LA. I predicted lots of gloves, glitter and penny loafers in misguided homage to the King of Pop. And your cousins did not disappoint.
These cries for attention are boring me. Get a hobby, volunteer or something. Shit.
And Brandy’s brother… dare I say? You look *gulp* Good!
Nice biceps doe.. they almost distract my cougar ass from that dome piece!
Even in his ‘mourning’, Joe couldn’t keep his eyes off of her assets… seriously Joe- we’re going to have to have a talk!
Let me guess…Construction worker and naughty 80′s nurse?
Ahh ‘Raji.. boo.. this isn’t a real awards show. Look at you taking it all serious like, looking FABULOUS.
See ‘Raji- you could have just pulled out your mom’s old ’80s Business wear.
It’s like she was over this already.. I don’t blame you Ty.. I don’t.
My favorite performance ‘get up’ of the evening. Ya girl Bee… in her PANTIES, sanging ole Catholic Spirituals. I guess she put on the see thru Christmas Tree skirt to be respectful? WTF?
Though, I guess it’s better than this, SOUNDED. Holy Screechin‘ cat of all Tributes. Why does this woman have a career?!