Jay-Z was so right! Men can act a friggedy fool. Your boss can be a passive-aggressive beyotch but fly shoes have a way of making er’thing all right! Thanks Jak & Jill for bringing these to my attention. They are the bidness 
Little Big Man Kayne West took to his blog today to refute reports that he called himself the next “King of Pop”.
I WAS JUST LISTENING TO WENDY WILLIAMS AND HEARD SOME QUOTE ABOUT ME SAYING I’M THE NEW KING OF POP. NOT ONLY DID I NOT SAY THAT, I HAVEN’T SAID ANYTHING. IT MAKES ME FEEL BAD THAT OBVIOUSLY I MADE PEOPLE FEEL THAT I WOULD BE CORNY ENOUGH TO SAY SOMETHING SO WHACK AFTER THE PASSING OF AN IDOL, A LEGEND AND MORE THAN THAT A HUMAN BEING WITH FEELINGS AND FAMILY. IT SCARES ME TO THINK WHAT PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE, WITHOUT EVEN A SOURCE. ANY RANDOM PERSON CAN TYPE SOMETHING ON THE INTERNET AND THEN THE WORLD BELIEVES IT. I DON’T TALK TO PRESS OR DO TV OR DO PROMOTIONS OF ANY SORT. I’VE STOPPED CHASING AND BUYING INTO FAME. FAME IS LIKE CIGARETTES WITH NO SURGEON GENERAL WARNING. IT DESTROYS MOST PEOPLE AS IT DID TO THE TRUE AND ONLY KING OF POP. WE EXPLOIT OURSELVES AND EAT OUR OWN EGOS ‘TILL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT. I HAVE A FEELING THAT THIS WON’T BE THE LAST FALSE STATEMENT WITH MY NAME ON IT, BUT THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME I DEFEND MYSELF. I’M DONE.
Somehow I don’t think he is…
Well it seems “Boys and Brew” night at the White House was a success! Professor Gates is quoted as saying “There’s reason to hope that many people have emerged with greater sympathy for the daily perils of policing, on the one hand, and for the genuine fears about racial profiling, on the other hand.” Sounds like everyone met in the middle, took a sip of brewski and got those singles ready for a trip to “The Penthouse” Gentleman’s Club on Georgia Ave in DC. ( I heard it was on Georgia Ave, I ain’t never been there or nothing like that….)
See Rodney King…… yes! we can all just get along………
Or worse even, men with “Cha Cha Slide” eyes like Sheree’s ex-boo Bob Whitfield?????
Sheree, last night you asked the party planner who was clearly on his menses “who ‘gon check me boo?” Surely not Bob, cause he can’t settle them eyes still long enough to sass you or anybody else for that matter……
That is pretty trife that a man with one good working eye stopped paying the mortgage on the house his kids live in and never told you…… I would definitely call Cleveland and get Pookie and em on his ass for that mess!
Who can forget Isis, she made it on the show and through a few eliminations before she was cut. On Larry King she talks about her transition. This was all sparked by Chastity Bono’s (Chaz) decision to become vagi-cat free.
It’s easy to make fun but geesh it’s gotta be hard to be a gender you don’t wanna be. I mean I complain about having a vagi-cat, but at the end of the day, I still want it!
Most people love Mary (I know there are some who think she’s practicing torture techniques when she sings, but she’s sooooo much better these days) and for her true Stans let me be the first to tell you…..
November 24th as of today, YES!!!!
This is her new song ‘Stronger’ Featuring Chris Brown…..
Only in the good ole U.S. of Asinineness can you become famous because your sister sucked the peen of a ‘M’ Listed Negro celebrity.
Nonetheless, Khloe is my fav Kardashian, she’s just so big, overgrown and gangly all at the same time…… I just love her! I think it’s cause she looks like she’d be down to make a rib run with me at 2:00 am in the morning…….. She does look good with her recent weight loss though.
Anyhoo….. will you watch????
Entertainment Tonight is reporting RHoATL things are really popping off among the housewives. Raccoon wig-wearer Kim Zolciak filed a police report against NeNe Leakes. The two got into an argument during taping of the show. NeNe put her finger’s in Kim’s face (thankfully, not her wig) and then grabbed Kim and tried to choke her!
The report notes that the officer was “unable to locate the suspect at this time.”
Word on the curb is Kanye West may be at the center of the Reggie Bush/Kim Kardashian break up. We told you Monday the couple were on the rocks because of hectic work schedules that kept them apart. Well now it seems a certain Chi-town rapper may have played a bigger role. Reggie reportedly saw texases in Kim’s phone from a certain Mr. West and he went all apeshit. The texts referred to a night Kanye & Kim hung out and how hot Kim is. Word is the texts got racier and Reggie went o-f-f.
So, Kanye, does this mean you’re done with Amber? We love her around these parts (in a totally non-sexual, non-lesbionic way, I mean). Oh, and we’d take Reggie too!
I’m just sayin’…
One of the things I love about Sir Camel and House of Dere’YouToWearIt is how private they are about their love life. I appreciate couples who can keep it under wraps and not slobber all over each other for the cameras (Bennifer? Anyone?). Well, it seems I may have to stop my love affair with the Carters. Jay-Z is rumored to be working on his autobiography where he plans to shed some light on his relationship. The book will also cover his early days slanging rocks, his legendary career in hip-hop and the stories behind his hits. But, all we wanna know about is the marriage anyway. And he’s supposed to do a little dishing. There’s no release date for the book, but rumors are flying that it could be the first installment in a three book deal. Is there really that much to know about the Jiggaman? Do we care?
*** Wanda runs backstage (cause that’s how she sees everyone do it) comes back out and grabs CiCi’s booty, you know, cause she likes that kinda thing…… ***
