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Breaking Brew News: Cocaine REALLY Kills*

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in breaking brew, Cocaine, Drugs, Insert Sarcasm | Posted on 31-08-2009

*insert sarcasm


About a third of all the yayo (llello, for my Latin amigos) seized in the United States is laced with a veterinary pill that might give you the high of your life… and kill you at the same time.


The drug is called levamisole. It’s used to de-worm livestock. It may be used to treat certain cancers as well, but it weakens the immune system, opening the door for infections. So far, the drug has been blamed in three deaths in the U.S and Canada.


Doctors say levamisole may give cocaine users a more intense high, making them think they’ve just gotten themselves a good stash of that helluva drug. Of course, most patients who are actually using cocaine won’t admit it to their doctors anyway, and many doctors say they don’t even know what to look for or how to treat levamisole’s effects.


Cops think coke processors are adding the drug to the cocaine before it’s smuggled into the U.S. to stretch out their supplies.


“Just say no” isn’t a bad mantra afterall. Just ask this guy…


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Child Support Chronicles: T-Pain

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in Child Support, T-Pain | Posted on 31-08-2009

So, T-Pain can buy big ass chains but he’s a stiff when it comes to coughing up the dough for his kid!

T-Pain reportedly visited his lawyer last week to attend a mediation session to resolve a child support claim. His child’s mother, Elisa Hood, claims she was scraping by on $2,000 a month in support. T-Pain reportedly earns $15 million a year, owns 40 cars and that $400,000 diamond-studded “Big Ass Chain.”

His attorney offered up another $500 per month, bringing the total to a whopping $2,500 for Pain’s 2 year old son, King.

Here’s the kicker though… T-Pain is married to another woman and had other kids while he was out procreating. (Nagging question: WHO WOULD SLEEP WITH T-PAIN? Doesn’t he look like he might smell like a plastic-covered couch in the summertime after your big booty aunt gets up to go make a sammich?) Anyway…

A court date to resolve the child support issue is pending.

So, how does this stack up to other recent child support cases in the world of hip hop?
  • Nas –> Kelis = $44,000 per month (one child)
  • Russell –> Kimora = $40,000 per month (that’s 20 grand for each kid) + a new car (worth at least $60,000) every 3 years
  • Diddy –> Kim Porter = ~$150,000 lump sum (for Christian) + $20,000 per month, but then she had the twins! Let’s just say no one is going hungry.
  • Diddy –> Misa Hylton-Brim = ~$21,000 per month* (one child) *a legal battle between the two dropped the monthly payments from ~$35,000
Come on Pain! You can sell a couple of those Roger Troutman auto tune things for a few bucks, can’tcha?
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Breaking Brew News: Cocaine REALLY Kills*

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Posted by admin | Posted in breaking brew, Cocaine, Drugs, Insert Sarcasm | Posted on 31-08-2009

*insert sarcasm


About a third of all the yayo (llello, for my Latin amigos) seized in the United States is laced with a veterinary pill that might give you the high of your life… and kill you at the same time.


The drug is called levamisole. It’s used to de-worm livestock. It may be used to treat certain cancers as well, but it weakens the immune system, opening the door for infections. So far, the drug has been blamed in three deaths in the U.S and Canada.


Doctors say levamisole may give cocaine users a more intense high, making them think they’ve just gotten themselves a good stash of that helluva drug. Of course, most patients who are actually using cocaine won’t admit it to their doctors anyway, and many doctors say they don’t even know what to look for or how to treat levamisole’s effects.


Cops think coke processors are adding the drug to the cocaine before it’s smuggled into the U.S. to stretch out their supplies.


“Just say no” isn’t a bad mantra afterall. Just ask this guy…


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Breaking Brew News: Cocaine REALLY Kills*

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in breaking brew, Cocaine, Drugs, Insert Sarcasm | Posted on 31-08-2009

*insert sarcasm


About a third of all the yayo (llello, for my Latin amigos) seized in the United States is laced with a veterinary pill that might give you the high of your life… and kill you at the same time.


The drug is called levamisole. It’s used to de-worm livestock. It may be used to treat certain cancers as well, but it weakens the immune system, opening the door for infections. So far, the drug has been blamed in three deaths in the U.S and Canada.


Doctors say levamisole may give cocaine users a more intense high, making them think they’ve just gotten themselves a good stash of that helluva drug. Of course, most patients who are actually using cocaine won’t admit it to their doctors anyway, and many doctors say they don’t even know what to look for or how to treat levamisole’s effects.


Cops think coke processors are adding the drug to the cocaine before it’s smuggled into the U.S. to stretch out their supplies.


“Just say no” isn’t a bad mantra afterall. Just ask this guy…


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Child Support Chronicles: T-Pain

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Posted by admin | Posted in Child Support, T-Pain | Posted on 31-08-2009

So, T-Pain can buy big ass chains but he’s a stiff when it comes to coughing up the dough for his kid!

T-Pain reportedly visited his lawyer last week to attend a mediation session to resolve a child support claim. His child’s mother, Elisa Hood, claims she was scraping by on $2,000 a month in support. T-Pain reportedly earns $15 million a year, owns 40 cars and that $400,000 diamond-studded “Big Ass Chain.”

His attorney offered up another $500 per month, bringing the total to a whopping $2,500 for Pain’s 2 year old son, King.

Here’s the kicker though… T-Pain is married to another woman and had other kids while he was out procreating. (Nagging question: WHO WOULD SLEEP WITH T-PAIN? Doesn’t he look like he might smell like a plastic-covered couch in the summertime after your big booty aunt gets up to go make a sammich?) Anyway…

A court date to resolve the child support issue is pending.

So, how does this stack up to other recent child support cases in the world of hip hop?
  • Nas –> Kelis = $44,000 per month (one child)
  • Russell –> Kimora = $40,000 per month (that’s 20 grand for each kid) + a new car (worth at least $60,000) every 3 years
  • Diddy –> Kim Porter = ~$150,000 lump sum (for Christian) + $20,000 per month, but then she had the twins! Let’s just say no one is going hungry.
  • Diddy –> Misa Hylton-Brim = ~$21,000 per month* (one child) *a legal battle between the two dropped the monthly payments from ~$35,000
Come on Pain! You can sell a couple of those Roger Troutman auto tune things for a few bucks, can’tcha?
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Child Support Chronicles: T-Pain

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Child Support, T-Pain | Posted on 31-08-2009

So, T-Pain can buy big ass chains but he’s a stiff when it comes to coughing up the dough for his kid!

T-Pain reportedly visited his lawyer last week to attend a mediation session to resolve a child support claim. His child’s mother, Elisa Hood, claims she was scraping by on $2,000 a month in support. T-Pain reportedly earns $15 million a year, owns 40 cars and that $400,000 diamond-studded “Big Ass Chain.”

His attorney offered up another $500 per month, bringing the total to a whopping $2,500 for Pain’s 2 year old son, King.

Here’s the kicker though… T-Pain is married to another woman and had other kids while he was out procreating. (Nagging question: WHO WOULD SLEEP WITH T-PAIN? Doesn’t he look like he might smell like a plastic-covered couch in the summertime after your big booty aunt gets up to go make a sammich?) Anyway…

A court date to resolve the child support issue is pending.

So, how does this stack up to other recent child support cases in the world of hip hop?
  • Nas –> Kelis = $44,000 per month (one child)
  • Russell –> Kimora = $40,000 per month (that’s 20 grand for each kid) + a new car (worth at least $60,000) every 3 years
  • Diddy –> Kim Porter = ~$150,000 lump sum (for Christian) + $20,000 per month, but then she had the twins! Let’s just say no one is going hungry.
  • Diddy –> Misa Hylton-Brim = ~$21,000 per month* (one child) *a legal battle between the two dropped the monthly payments from ~$35,000
Come on Pain! You can sell a couple of those Roger Troutman auto tune things for a few bucks, can’tcha?
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WTF Files: Cry me a river!

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in Health...sort of | Posted on 31-08-2009


What in the Dawnofthedeadhell is going on here? A 15-year-old Tennessee teen doesn’t shed crocodile tears he cries blood! His mother has taken him to several specialists and there has been no diagnosis. You know you’re up shit creek when doctors have to check on answers.com to see what the fock is causing you to cry AB negative! I hate to see what happens when he sneezes, bless his heart!
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WTF Files: Cry me a river!

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Posted by admin | Posted in Health...sort of | Posted on 31-08-2009


What in the Dawnofthedeadhell is going on here? A 15-year-old Tennessee teen doesn’t shed crocodile tears he cries blood! His mother has taken him to several specialists and there has been no diagnosis. You know you’re up shit creek when doctors have to check on answers.com to see what the fock is causing you to cry AB negative! I hate to see what happens when he sneezes, bless his heart!
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WTF Files: Cry me a river!

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Health...sort of | Posted on 31-08-2009


What in the Dawnofthedeadhell is going on here? A 15-year-old Tennessee teen doesn’t shed crocodile tears he cries blood! His mother has taken him to several specialists and there has been no diagnosis. You know you’re up shit creek when doctors have to check on answers.com to see what the fock is causing you to cry AB negative! I hate to see what happens when he sneezes, bless his heart!
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Brew Beauty: Sh Sh Shugar!!!!

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Brew beauty | Posted on 31-08-2009


I’m all for spa days. In fact, spa treatments are so important to this Brewchie that Blue Cross and Blue Shield needs to reimburse a sistah for trying to preserve my sexy! However we are in a recession or coming out of one and that means sometimes you gotta n#$garig your beauty game! Enter organic sugar. I use this as a facial scrub a couple of times a week. Any brand will do but you do have to be careful not to scrub too hard and make sure you rub a little bit of your liquid soap with the sugar before you go to town. Rinse well and apply your favorite moisturizer, bu-ti-ful!

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Weezy: Are You The Father?

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in lauren london, Lil Wayne, nivea, Who's your daddy? | Posted on 31-08-2009

These here internetz are abuzz that Lil Wayne may not be the father of Lauren London’s baby after all. An artist by the name of Push Montana (*crickets chirping*) is said to have been Ms. London’s on again, off again jump off (is there a male equivalent?) for a few years. Supposedly, when this Push dude heard about the baby, he thought maybe he was the daddy.

But, New New is putting that isht to rest. She took to her Twitter page to proclaim Weezy F. Baby as her baby-daddy. Is Twitter the new CNN?

Meanwhile, YBF has what could be the most painful-looking pregnancy photo ever of Weezy’s other baby-mother. Ouch, Nivea!

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Weezy: Are You The Father?

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Posted by admin | Posted in lauren london, Lil Wayne, nivea, Who's your daddy? | Posted on 31-08-2009

These here internetz are abuzz that Lil Wayne may not be the father of Lauren London’s baby after all. An artist by the name of Push Montana (*crickets chirping*) is said to have been Ms. London’s on again, off again jump off (is there a male equivalent?) for a few years. Supposedly, when this Push dude heard about the baby, he thought maybe he was the daddy.

But, New New is putting that isht to rest. She took to her Twitter page to proclaim Weezy F. Baby as her baby-daddy. Is Twitter the new CNN?

Meanwhile, YBF has what could be the most painful-looking pregnancy photo ever of Weezy’s other baby-mother. Ouch, Nivea!

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