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Things Negroes Like: Obama Edition

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From the mind of Witch Hazel | Posted in Barack Obama, michelle obama, Obamas, Things Negroes Like | Posted on 08-04-2009

In honor of our 44th President’s 48th birthday, let’s talk about what the Negroes like about Barry-O.

Run it:

He’s Teflon
Controversy stands no chance next to this man. He smooth talks his way out of it, around it, over it, under it and through it.
Or…he has a beer and just brushes that dirt off…

He’s Married to a Real Woman (and he likes her momma)

A woman with smarts, curves, ‘a kitchen’, a rolling neck (ya’ll know she got one) and an actual point of view! And she looks like she can make a mean mac & cheese too… in Jimmy Choos, of course.

He’s Got Kids with Ethnic Names


Come on, you know some baby whose momma lives on MLK, Jr. Blvd. is already named the ghetto version of Malia. That would be M’leeyah (silent a, get it right).

He’s Got a Dog with a Negro Name


How Negro of a dog name is Bo? The only thing that would make Bo any ‘blacker’ is if they would have named him King and kept him on a chain in the yard.

Happy birthday Mr. President!

Now, go get that health care passed, so I won’t change my opinion.

Just kidding! (*well, not really*)

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Comments (3)

LMAO "The only thing that would make Bo any 'blacker' is if they would have named him King and kept him on a chain in the yard." C-LASSIC

I love this. I love Obama and crew.

Now you know ain't nobody name Obama going to name their kids no Sherri and Marie!

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