From the mind of Witch Hazel | Posted in Barack Obama, michelle obama, Obamas, Things Negroes Like | Posted on 08-04-2009
Controversy stands no chance next to this man. He smooth talks his way out of it, around it, over it, under it and through it.
Or…he has a beer and just brushes that dirt off…
He’s Married to a Real Woman (and he likes her momma)
A woman with smarts, curves, ‘a kitchen’, a rolling neck (ya’ll know she got one) and an actual point of view! And she looks like she can make a mean mac & cheese too… in Jimmy Choos, of course.
He’s Got Kids with Ethnic Names
Come on, you know some baby whose momma lives on MLK, Jr. Blvd. is already named the ghetto version of Malia. That would be M’leeyah (silent a, get it right).
He’s Got a Dog with a Negro Name