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Brew Salutes: Malaysia Pargo’s New Teefs

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 04-23-2014

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Malaysia Pargo from Basketball Wives LA has always been gorgeous to me. Apparently, she’s been using Shaunie O’Neal’s pimp cup dollars to quietly carry out some upgrades, mainly in her mouth. Which is WHERE EVERY NINJA ON TV SHOULD START! During her first season, she was veneered within an inch of her life! I mean them joints were like piano keys. So either she got them shaved down or got doctor who practices far away from Crenshaw Blvd. Bravo, boo!

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Brewchies Not At The Movies: The Other Woman

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 04-17-2014

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Side chicks are definitely The New Black and Hollywood is celebrating the decade of the mistress with “The Other Woman” (<—- what an original title). It stars Cameron Diaz, Leslie Mann and Sports Illustrated model and Tig Ole Bitty holder Kate Upton. It’s not a stretch by watching the trailer to figure out that the wife (Mann) and the two sidies team up to take down the cheater. Think chick-flick on steroids…. and molly! Almost forgot – Nicki Minaj and her Queens lilt both pop up as a random secretary or something that doesn’t make any damn sense. Sooooooo I guess she’s the equivalent of Jennifer Hudson’s character from SATC?? A thumbs up for diversity from the Big Studio Wigs? Uh, thanks? Maybe I’m a hypocrite because I damn sure watch Scandal and the last time I checked she is a side chick but that’s different… or nah?

Here’s the trailer:

Come on Cam, you can do way better but I know that light bill is due, boo!

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Brew Review: Bust Up Your Dead Skin with Bodycology + GIVEAWAY

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 04-17-2014

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Spring is here and it’s time to polish up your cute and show off some skin. If you haven’t shown your legs in months and your feet need this kind of scrubbing…


…then, it’s time to grab some Bodycology sugar scrub. The good folks over there sent me a jar and let me tell you, this stuff is great. Read my full review over at Beautiful Brown Girls and while you’re at it, ENTER the giveaway below to try it for yourself!
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Porsha Williams Has The Most Beautiful Mugshot Ever

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 04-16-2014

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Porsha Williams is serving lips and tousled hair in her mugshot, hunty!

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star turned herself in after an arrest warrant was issued following that fight she got into with co-star Kenya Moore. You knew that was coming, right? The former Miss Litigious USA got mollywhopped during the recent reunion taping, which just so happens to air this Sunday. If I ever get hauled down to the pokey, I will surely have a makeup artist on standby. Porsha is charged with misdemeanor simple battery. Porsha’s people say she’s fully cooperating with the investigation. Meanwhile, on Ask Andy, Bravo puppetmaster Andy Cohen called the fight “gross” and “totally inappropriate” while he drove to the bank to go look at his money.

Image via Fulton County, GA Sheriff
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Brew Tube: The Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Extended Preview

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 04-14-2014

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Mona Scott-Young continues to blur the line between reality and “my God, nobody acts this way, do they?” with her new season of VH1′s Love & Hip Hop Atlanta. In the upcoming season, Hossseline and Steebie are official, Scrappy has moved on to one of those Basketball Wives chicks, Kirk wants a DNA test and Benzino is getting shot at funerals. Oh, and just because it’s Monday… Mimi is making sex tapes with her knockoff Stevie J boo…nevermind that she has a kid whose face is plastered over the show and social media. Never mind that, right? Season three promises to be beyond anything the folks at The Young & The Restless could ever imagine. Get into this preview…

K. Michelle was a genius to jump ship. Season three starts Monday, May 5th at 8 pm (ET) on VH1. Not even gonna ask… you’re watching.

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