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Brew TV: Here’s What You’d Earn If You Were Clinically Stupid

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Posted by admin | Posted in side eye reality tv | Posted on 30-09-2009

The salaries for the cast of one of the most vapid ‘reality’ shows have been published… I want to drop an effing anvil on my head so I can make the same! All they do is blink and stare at each other. I CAN DO THAT, I CAN SOOO DO THAT!!! HELLLOOO!! Call me! Life is so easy for the young blond and severely dumb…

Lauren Conrad – $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cala-mari – $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag – $100,000 per episode
Audrina Dimwitshername – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode

Story at the Daily Beast

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Brew TV: Here’s What You’d Earn If You Were Clinically Stupid

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in side eye reality tv | Posted on 30-09-2009

The salaries for the cast of one of the most vapid ‘reality’ shows have been published… I want to drop an effing anvil on my head so I can make the same! All they do is blink and stare at each other. I CAN DO THAT, I CAN SOOO DO THAT!!! HELLLOOO!! Call me! Life is so easy for the young blond and severely dumb…

Lauren Conrad – $125,000 per episode (her contract also stated that nobody on The Hills could make more than her)
Kristin Cala-mari – $90,000 per episode
Heidi Montag – $100,000 per episode
Audrina Dimwitshername – $100,000 per episode
Lo Bosworth – $100,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt – $65,000 per episode
Brody Jenner – $45,000 per episode

Story at the Daily Beast

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Tech Talk: Text With Your Voice

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Posted by admin | Posted in tech talk, text messages, text talk, texting while stupid | Posted on 30-09-2009


States are cracking down on cell phone use while driving. In Maryland, texting while driving becomes illegal tomorrow. If your lifestyle is too fast-paced to simply focus on driving while you drive, then check out Vlingo.

Vlingo is a voice-activated service that allows mobile users to press a button and simply talk their text messages, Google searches and even Facebook status updates. It works really well and, over time, the system even learns your voice. Vlingo works on Windows Mobile phones, iPhones, Blackberries and Nokia phones. Basic use is free but if you want to upgrade to sending texts and e-mail, you will have to pay for the app. It beats getting bailed out or getting a ticket though!

If paying for an app isn’t your thing, then check out DriveSafe.ly. It’s a free app that reads your emails and texts in real time.

Or you could just put your hands on the wheel and actually drive!

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Tech Talk: Text With Your Voice

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in tech talk, text messages, text talk, texting while stupid | Posted on 30-09-2009


States are cracking down on cell phone use while driving. In Maryland, texting while driving becomes illegal tomorrow. If your lifestyle is too fast-paced to simply focus on driving while you drive, then check out Vlingo.

Vlingo is a voice-activated service that allows mobile users to press a button and simply talk their text messages, Google searches and even Facebook status updates. It works really well and, over time, the system even learns your voice. Vlingo works on Windows Mobile phones, iPhones, Blackberries and Nokia phones. Basic use is free but if you want to upgrade to sending texts and e-mail, you will have to pay for the app. It beats getting bailed out or getting a ticket though!

If paying for an app isn’t your thing, then check out DriveSafe.ly. It’s a free app that reads your emails and texts in real time.

Or you could just put your hands on the wheel and actually drive!

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Serena Finally Claims Common

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Posted by admin | Posted in common, serena williams | Posted on 30-09-2009


Sigh… oh well. There goes that Common fantasy.


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Serena Finally Claims Common

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in common, serena williams | Posted on 30-09-2009


Sigh… oh well. There goes that Common fantasy.


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Tech Talk: Recession iPhone Case

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in iPhone, Recessionista, tech talk | Posted on 30-09-2009

Man, this recession is a mofo! First, you scrimp and save and raid the couch cushions for an overpriced, pocket-sized computer/camera/typewriter/radio that makes calls, then you run out of money and can’t buy a quality case. What is the world coming to?

Enter: the Case-Mate iPhone recession case. You can even get the thing “personalized” with free Sharpie script. Now that’s a deal!

The thing has many uses too… you can make White Castle sliders in it! Go figure.

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Brew Music: Consequence, John Legend, Kanye West

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Posted by admin | Posted in brew music, Consequence, john legend, Kanye West | Posted on 30-09-2009

With all the drama of late, you might forget Kanye does music too!

Here’s a reminder.

“Whatever U Want”

Do we like?

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Brew Pix: The Jolie-Pitt Girls Have More Style Than You!

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in Web Randomness | Posted on 30-09-2009

The hat to the side..is killin me softly…

Love the Pre-schooler Boho chic… awww look and Z’s getting a billy-goat ride…seriously.. you look like a serial killer, dude.

Halle Burry Bishes answers the cougar ‘sexy’ casual debate. See, Mariah, we can’t see her heart beating and she looks amazing…. look into that!

And Jimmy Smits is NOT amused…
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Brew Fashion: “So Ambitious” Tees

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew fashion, Fabulous Fashion, Jay-Z, pharrell | Posted on 30-09-2009


That Pharrell sure knows how to make a buck, don’t he?

The Billionaire Boys Club is releasing three tee shirts to commemorate Pharrell’s work on Jay-Z’s “Blueprint 3″ album. The shirts will contain quotes from the Pharrell-produced song “So Ambitious.”

The shirts will retail for $80-100 each.

Taste The Brew to see the rest of the designs!


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Tech Talk: Recession iPhone Case

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Posted by admin | Posted in iPhone, Recessionista, tech talk | Posted on 30-09-2009

Man, this recession is a mofo! First, you scrimp and save and raid the couch cushions for an overpriced, pocket-sized computer/camera/typewriter/radio that makes calls, then you run out of money and can’t buy a quality case. What is the world coming to?

Enter: the Case-Mate iPhone recession case. You can even get the thing “personalized” with free Sharpie script. Now that’s a deal!

The thing has many uses too… you can make White Castle sliders in it! Go figure.

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Tech Talk: Recession iPhone Case

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in iPhone, Recessionista, tech talk | Posted on 30-09-2009

Man, this recession is a mofo! First, you scrimp and save and raid the couch cushions for an overpriced, pocket-sized computer/camera/typewriter/radio that makes calls, then you run out of money and can’t buy a quality case. What is the world coming to?

Enter: the Case-Mate iPhone recession case. You can even get the thing “personalized” with free Sharpie script. Now that’s a deal!

The thing has many uses too… you can make White Castle sliders in it! Go figure.

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