good bad credit payday loans payday wiki train payday joe payday 2 trophy walkthrough ps3 payday the heist dlc payday loans online 24/7 payday 2 demo umfang what can you do with offshore money in payday 2 uk payday loan default rate payday pensioner loans como jogar payday payday loan downtown san diego best weapon enforcer payday 2 payday loan in euless tx payday loan places in tulsa payday 2 xbox help payday loans online for ssi letter to illegal payday loan companies payday 2 no dvd crack payday loans in royse city tx payday 2 official group payday loan in hawthorne we are a direct payday loan lender payday loans near 77067 payday 2 change skill tree quick payday loans nightclub payday 2 fight club payday loan in midland tx same day payday loans in canada payday 2 sentry gun buff requerimientos de payday payday 2 valve payday 2 web series vostfr episode 5 payday loans in hopkinsville ky payday 2 ps3 gebraucht payday loans uk amigo payday 2 how to surrender payday the heist first world bank secret vault bad credit payday loans with no checking account payday the heist skidrow dlc payday 2 transport trailer payday 2 saw primary weapon payday 2 playdome payday the heist difficulty money payday the heist giveaway payday 2 crack multiplayer no steam payday 2 lag no mouse payday 2 failed to start game unknown error payday lancamento payday diamond heist codes work payday loan direct no credit check payday advance in warren michigan arsenio hall payday loan commercial payday 2 effects quality where to get a payday loan in arizona what is the hardest mission in payday 2 payday the heist cheats pc trainer payday 2 beste skills payday 2 diamond store ps3 central payday payday the heist steamless lan payday 2 skill unlocker payday 2 armored transport trailer payday 2 custom dozer helmet payday loan san antonio texas payday 2 fish achievement payday 2 swat turret ecm payday the heist network on tunngle most trusted payday lenders instant online payday loan uk truques payday 2 pc payday the heist diplomatic bsod payday 2 payday 2 framing frame silent payday the heist probleme lancement payday 2 kde kupit payday lenders key aspects of fca proposals old mutual payday loans payday the heist tile pattern planet rock payday payday juego wikipedia payday 2 astuces braquage payday 2 crashes when joining game payday 2 infamy fugitive stack payday sites uk payday 2 360 split screen online payday loans sunday payday loan long form payday loans by sms payday 2 acog scope payday 2 offshore konto benutzen payday loans in san pedro ca payday 2 engine payday the heist trainer v1 ace cash express payday loan extension payday 2 demo vs full game does payday 2 have single player payday advance frankfort ky payday 2 multistage safe telecharger gratuitement payday the heist payday loans more than one payday loans safety what is a payday lending loan payday loans same day uk payday 2 wiki special enemies ace payday loan application trusted payday loan lenders payday 2 coolest mask customization payday 2 lokaler koop payday loans tqeovertoz bad credit payday lenders back in business payday 2 vs saints row payday 2 sistem özellikleri payday the heist facts payday loans lenoir city tn payday bad credit uk money mart payday loan policy online review problema payday 2 steam payday give up payday heist multiplayer crack v8 advance cash fast loan payday payday advance bangor maine phone numbers for direct payday lenders average interest rate for payday loans next day payday advance reviews payday 2 body armour payday 2 safehouse upgrades release date payday 2 car4 long barrel payday 2 black bar payday 2 hidden weapon stats payday 2 identi ez cash payday loan payday hotline miami jacket pepper tree payday loans payday flash loan payday mastermind fugitive seananners plays payday 2 xbox 360 payday 2 guide big sky payday payday 2 thanksgiving payday loans state georgia payday the heist pc telecharger gratuit ace cash express payday advance musique payday 2 payday windowed borderless payday the heist ep.22 radio clyde payday is plain green considered a payday loan poradnik do payday 2 payday 2 ps3 or xbox cash to payday wv mendoza payday 2 payday loans cash america small cash payday loans sc payday loan database payday loan recommendations payday 2 gets boring payday heist hd wallpaper payday 2 used xbox retirement check paydays payday 2 election day truck clues online payday loans guercmorteo reset skills payday 2 can a payday loan company contact me at work bobs payday loans how to get money in payday 2 payday 2 forums steam payday 2 trainer skidrow manteca ca payday loans piggy bank payday loan contact number new online payday loan lenders payday 2 venta chile payday 2 dlc wiki payday advance milton keynes how to lockpick safes in payday 2 payday masken wizz payday payday 2 weapons calculator payday 2 all masks wiki payday the heist 145 hack how to play cracked payday online payday 2 pocket sniper how long to pay back payday loans payday lender investigation payday the heist aspect ratio texas title and payday loans san antonio payday 2 dlc pre order when will payday 2 release where can i buy payday 2 for xbox payday lending credit scores massachusetts payday requirements payday steam dlc mr payday lender 10 minute payday loans payday 2 how to repel payday loans with a phone number codigos payday the heist does payday loans check credit parker brothers payday board game instructions bmg payday loan phone number payday wiki stryk payday notice posting payday loans cork payday loan 77450 wofür ist das offshore konto bei payday 2 reviews online payday lenders payday loan eagan mn payday 2 destroy the weapons payday 2 how to destroy turrets payday loan northport al payday loans in easton md las vegas laws on payday loans titan group llc payday website payday 2 xbox zavvi payday significado when did payday loans become illegal in pa payday loan woodridge il pony and monkey payday loans hacks para payday 2 steam check city payday loan payday 2 compétences payday 2 oyunu indir payday loans 46323 popeyes chicken canada payday special payday loans hereisthebestin no credit check plague doctor mask payday 2 payday loans in aberdeen uk jouer a payday sur mac online legit payday loans payday loan leads uk can i stop payment on payday loans sears employee payday payday 2 voucher code how to stop the payday loan cycle payday 2 online nosteam payday loan bbc payday express payday payday 2 save editor v5 masks from payday 2 for sale payday the heist no hud payday 2 restart mission ace payday loans madison payday the heist fast reputation payday the heist body armor stack is project payday bbb accredited payday myegy cloud nine payday payday 2 ou splinter cell can i go to jail for not paying a payday loan payday advance reviews payday 2 special edition xbox 360 payday 2 dvd payday 2 framing frame day 2 no cops payday loan minnesota laws payday loan in victorville ca payday loan companies licensed in oklahoma payday 2 single fire vs auto fire how to deal with payday loan collectors personal loans with bad credit not a payday loan titan safes payday 2 payday bad credit best payday loans sydney pitch payday loans article payday diamond heist big diamond all payday lenders list payday loans in portsmouth uk payday 2 boosts payday loans evergreen way payday loans hereisthebestin bad credit payday express bromley contact payday 2 light machine gun build how to customize payday 2 safe house immediate payday loans online payday no mercy español payday perk set technician builds payday 2 payday loan aberdeen quick and easy payday lenders payday loans kitchener ontario payday america fridley payday loans howdotofound no teletrack payday loans hemel hempstead payday the heist wikipedia top 10 online payday lenders payday 2 review 360 payday 2 framing day 2 stealth payday 2 forum jvc all the payday loan lenders payday loans with good rates meowth payday pokemon x payday loans licensing payday 2 cheater detection payday 2 silah modifiyesi nasıl yapılır ace payday loans greeley payday 2 lanzamiento payday 2 big oil strategy what kind of work is project payday payday lender law always payday inc payday 2 saw where top rated payday loans uk payday 2 tercera persona succès devinette payday 2 payday 2 juwelier safe ez payday advance brookings sd payday loan lenders in new jersey payday 2 eigene maske erstellen quick online payday loans hereisthebestin doggy payday loans need a payday loan immediately payday web series episode 7 payday 2 level editor money shop uk payday loan payday loan regulations washington state payday loans hereisthebestin bad credit is payday uk a lender seven day payday loan uk payday loan instant paydaymax ltd. loan web payday lending to military does nc allow payday loans payday advance little rock ar payday loans in bellflower payday loans in san bernardino payday 2 save game editor pc no abre payday the heist is payday 2 fun solo payday 2 armored transport dlc masks payday express payment line payday the heist exp hack thao luan payday 2 payday loan places in georgia payday 2 pc part 1 payday 2 weapon sheet fast cash in payday 2 payday 2 lua how to payday loans scandal logros payday 2 payday 2 dlc unlocker undetected payday loans south okc payday 2 ps3 cheap payday loan no credit check canada carolina payday loans inc payday 2 crack fr payday 2 extra maps payday loan renton wa payday 2 panzerung payday loans repay over 3 months payday 2 nuke spotter skill payday 2 laps payday loans payday loans 80012 list of payday 2 fixes payday loans guercmorteo online doge payday 2 payday payroll frank plum payday 2 pc game saves black card payday loan payday loan manager job duties payday loans mortgages payday 2 what do masks do payday loan bountiful utah payday advance scarborough ontario payday loans no credit check apply for payday loans over the phone can a person be arrested for not paying a payday loan payday advance wolverhampton payday 2 steam discussions payday loans on fm 1960 fighting payday loans dollar loan center payday loans payday loan riverside california which payday loan no credit check payday loans hodes payday advance in michigan payday 2 critica pa laws regarding payday loans emergency payday loans no credit check payday 2 cheat for pc payday 2 hotline miami deluxe payday 2 overkill skill need payday loan no bank account chocolate payday avalanche payday 2 para mac español payday loans tqeovertoz no credit check payday uk deposit times sunday payday advance in corona ca payday the heist crashes when changing resolution payday 2 lockpick or c4 payday loans no faxing no credit checks uk payday loans des moines iowa payday 2 mac cheats ps3 payday 2 demo payday lenders stop trading easy approval direct lender payday loans payday advance citrus heights ca payday 2 dutch payday money trainer payday 2 beta hata trustworthy payday loan sites payday island address payday 2 vasarlas hesa leaders payday payday loans accepting unemployment who invented payday candy bar uk online payday loan lenders payday 2 lampe tactique trusted payday sites payday 2 desert eagle overkill payday znaka payday 2 failed create game moneysupermarket payday loans uk onde comprar mascara do payday payday tłumaczenie payday loan good company defaulting quickquid payday loan payday 2 akimbo skill cheat code payday 2 ps3 payday loans for 2 days empower network instant payday network gamestop payday 2 midnight release where can i get a guaranteed payday loan payday loans payday 2 update 64.1 payday money center careers payday map minecraft payday loans apply on phone payday 2 cheats rats payday 2 good solo build payday 2 show fps requisitos minimos payday payday 2 bank security room payday masks shop payday cash advance dayton ohio payday hoxton petition payday loans delaware state payday 2 analisis español payday 2 ps3 vale a pena walmart ps3 payday 2 payday 2 minecraft map 1.6.4 payday loans tqeovertoz faxless payday the heist spanish repack victorval payday the heist how to pick class requisitos de payday 2 pc descargar payday 2 para pc portable payday loans cheque centre payday loan places in mn the game payday 2 payday loans to prepaid cards free payday loans canada payday the heist gunmetal grey jack rabbit payday loans payday 2 jp36 vs payday 2 offshore glitch cash yes payday loan address payday 2 last bullet mod pack payday game requirements payday loans in spokane valley wa payday loan woodbridge va 750 payday loan payday 2 ecm feedback payday loans ipswich uk payday the heist multiplayer yapma is payday 2 demo split screen phone number for payday loans of america payday loans york ne sc payday loan database payday loans in little river sc payday loans 90042 payday 2 kidnapping rooster teeth payday 2 payday loans in moscow idaho instructions to payday board game online payday loans for arizona residents payday 2 whitehouse payday loans in 76114 cash wave payday loan payday 2 car vs amr nevada payday title loans payday 2 para xbox 360 online payday advance direct lender payday loans even with defaults payday 2 schnell karten online payday loans up to 1500 payday loans shallotte nc military payday for navy federal payday 2 stubby vs tank payday regulations uk payday cfpb payday licensed lenders payday 2 bester schalldämpfer payday loans guercmorteo bad credit payday loans near 78217 payday loans in seguin texas respec payday 2 cost payday 2 xbox 360 online pass payday 2 sight for shotgun payday 2 shinobi aced worth it payday loan wheeling il Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss

Brew Bits: Jilly from Philly


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-29-2015


There is a secret list of black folk you cannot talk slick about for fear of sounding like Don Lemon. This list is on some dead sea scroll somewhere and is passed around at various negro social settings. I don’t know its entire contents but I do know that Patti LaBelle, Super-sized Luther, President Obama, White Jesus and Jill Scott are on it. Now before ya’ll come after me for breaking bad, let me just say I love Jill but right now I wish she would just stick to writing dope songs and nix the social commentary on Bill Cosby. Jill appeared on The Breakfast Club to promote her new album and explain why she can no longer support Pilly Billy! She said the comedian was like a hometown father, so she didn’t want to initially jump on the bandwagon with his accusers and tear down his legacy. Now she feels differently. She brought up previous accusations against Michael Jackson, Allen “Practice” Iverson and Kevin Clash (the dude who had his hand up Elmo’s ass for decades). She then added that ALL men have “proclivities” and THIS my friends is where she lost me.

Peep it at 10:17:


plural noun: proclivities
  1. a tendency to choose or do something regularly; an inclination or predisposition toward a particular thing.

I’m no wordsmith, but I’m not sure “proclivities” equates to drugging and raping women. Proclivities to me is liking freckles or cute feet. Sigh… relax Jill and just take a long walk! <—- see what I did there? What say you, Brewchies?




The Illest sh*t they never wrote…?


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-28-2015

1398901231_amen_meek_mill_drake_18<–fitting pose

Sigh….my auntie status is being tested today with these urban Backyardians shouting “ghostwriter” from the rooftops of their rented penthouses. Last week Meek Mill claimed Drake has a ghostwriter and even though I love my non-threatening half negro from the North, I was not clutching my pearls at that revelation. Drake responded, so did the alleged ghostwriter and the rest is negroidian history… for now. Fast forward a week and now David Banner wants his coins from Lil Wayne! I mean, I guess? I grew up with Hip Hop. I’m even a bit snobby about it. I know that having a ghostwriter is the ultimate rappin’ faux pas, the worst thing you could accuse your rhyme foe of doing, but really? These dudes do not possess the prolific word skills of ANYONE’s “Top Five”. Meek and Drake are not capable for ether-ing each other and while it’s a bougie black person’s right of passage to pump Drake at all times, Lil Wayne’s raps kill braincells and gets you pregnant AT.THE.SAME.DAMN.TIME. So what are we really taumbout here?


Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 07-20-2015

Generation_OneWe’re all looking to keep some extra coins in our pockets, right? We all need money for something. Whether it’s a necessity or a splurge, sometimes saving up for what you want can be tough, especially if you don’t come from a culture of savers. I had the chance to recently check out a new film that aims to reverse that trend. Generation One: The Search for Black Wealth is the latest documentary by Lamar and Ronnie Tyler, creators of the Black and Married with Kids website. The film tackles a subject many of us often find taboo to talk about in public: MONEY! Specifically, Generation One outlines practical steps that Black people need to take to ditch a consumer’s mindset and build a wealth legacy for future generations. That wealth legacy exists in other cultures and the lack of it is what forces many of us to have to start a Go Fund Me for funeral expenses or to go into deep debt to attend college.

This film breaks it all the way down, with notable quotables from the likes for Dr. Julianne Malveaux, Dr. Boyce Watkins, and radio host David Anderson who really steals the show with his in your face delivery. Take a look:

The Tylers have been on a mini-tour, screening the film in major cities this month. If you missed it, you can grab your copy here.

Want more Witches’ Brew?


Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Comments Off on Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted on 07-07-2015


I nominate him for Knighthood… we don’t do that here in the US do we? Well we should start!


As a currently slightly discouraged American… this world has been a little rough on us humans who believe in decency and kindness, lately.

This past weekend, though… I believe I have found the person that can bring together all the fighting factions: the Dolezal and her ancestors… the Mexicans and the Trump (nah eff Trump, drop him off in a hole somewhere.)

White Hayzeus in a thong hath brought us “Magic Mike XXL” and it is GOOD!  NO seriously, IT IS!  The makers of this here sequel listened to the randy masses. They got rid of that pesky plot crap full of seedy existential angst (“if the stripper p-pops alone, does his thong make a sound?”)  from the first movie and replaced it with  silliness, grinding (cause that’s what you’re paying for) and the dance!

So much dance and lifting and tossing about! Oh and bromance, because these are strippers with hearts of gotdamn gold!

They got rid of Matthew McConaughey who’s hot is still on layaway from his Oscar win. Jada Pinkett Smith joins the cast as his replacement, and dammit– I kinda love her. (Fish Mooney has been killing her acting lately!)

OK fine, you don’t trust me at my word and need some more info?  Basically Channing Tatum aka Mike the Whittler of Ugly Furniture, who hails from the Magic Village of Spray Tan… rolls with his boisterous crew to a “stripper convention”. Hijinx ensue. Yep, that is the plot.  Look, they know their audience.

They know I am a tired working woman, and don’t necessarily want to think deep ass thoughts all the time. I wanna see some asses wiggling…dip it low and pick it up slow, fellas! Nah, seriously there’s a whole thing about owning your sexuality and there is total body positivity and all that jazz, there is ZERO making fun of women in this movie…yadda yadda yadda…        Hey, Joe Manganiello.


Stephen “Twitch” Boss

I mean they didn’t even bother to give the Stripper Convention a catchy name. They know what you’re here for, you know what you’re here for. Let’s not pretend.  But wait there’s more, along the way they meet up with some Chocolaty DELICOUS grindy fellas for a grinderful time. Seriously, it’s a Brother Abpolooza.  Just 30 minutes of Magic Mike are what Chocolate City tried to be.


Might I interest you in a 7 piece suit, sir?

I mean I guess…

The irony is, I LOATHE male strippers in real life. But if the slimy guy from my cousin’s bachelorette party looked like ANY of the fellas in this fine film, I’d stay stocked in dolla bills… ok maybe not Donald Glover. Seriously, I love Childish Gambino as much as anyone who’s your Auntie’s age, but still likes to know what the kids are listening too. But I’mma need that nerd to put his chest up.

So treat your Big auntie and yaself. It’s a good time! FOR REAL!



Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Comments Off on Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 06-30-2015


Britney Spears is not here for Iggy Azalea’s shenanigans. Miss “Toxic” tossed a glittery bag full of shade at the Aussie rapper after Iggy not-so-subtly accused the singer (insert finger quotes) of not doing enough to promote their duet, “Pretty Girls.”

In a Twitter back and forth with her fans (do I need more finger quotes here?), the rapper (insert another set of finger quotes) said there wasn’t enough of a push for the song.


Taste The Brew for more