From the mind of Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in levi johnston | Posted on 10-17-2009
Sarah Palin’s baby’s baby daddy (follow along now) says he’s been moose munchin’ to get in shape for the big reveal of his twig and teabag in Playgirl.
Johnston’s trainer Marvin Jones says: “Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean.” Johnston is on a 3,500 calorie low-carb diet to prepare for November’s photo shoot. He’s also working out three hours a day for 6 days a week.
Johnston’s trainer says he wants to see Levi with “rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest,” firmer abs and a smaller waist.
Well, howyoudoinnnn? to all “the kids” who read Playgirl. I don’t think Levi knows no women read that isht!