payday loans lowell massachusetts bright star payday für was ist das offshore konto bei payday 2 uncg payday online payday loans guercmorteo payday 2 joyeria payday 2 360 buy dbltj payday 2 payday 2 smg weapon ps3 payday 2 patches payday loans gov payday how to get sights how to unlock everything on payday 2 payday 2 juwelier tipps payday loans 44077 fast payday loans in 15 mins tma loans co uk apply payday payday 2 collateral sunglasses payday translate spanish most legit payday loans payday loan online india payday rubber mask payday overdrill anleitung trucos de payday payday 2 full screen not working 3 months payday loans no credit check payday loans in mt vernon il extrait payday 2 payday 2 masks cheat payday 2 performance tweak payday loans 85035 how payday loan work direct payday lenders tennessee payday 2 cloakers op payday 2 frank mask payday 2 criminal edition crack payday 2 quantos jogadores can u be arrested for a payday loan payday processing dept payday 2 ps3 ports list of uk payday loan lenders only payday 2 dillinger complaints against payday loans payday loans australia payday 2 what triggers escape payday zahltag payday the heist cerinte glasgow uni payday payday trophees payday 2 how to get the skull mask payday 2 nvidia fix payday loan paragould ar payday cqb barrel payday 2 motosega payday loans in americus ga payday max email address debit card payday loans houston payday 2 resumo texas car title and payday loans el paso payday loans perfect payday 2 commander crime payday loan chickasha ok payday 2 level 75 cannot afford pay my payday loans payday loans for cars payday 2 acough sight payday lenders who will lend to anyone payday loans wichita ks payday 2 healing nueva actualizacion payday 2 quick online payday lenders cheat engine payday 2 exp payday loans lansing ks payday loans trail bc pasar payday 2 al español payday 2 lua script money payday 2 reconnect payday payday loans in salt lake city ut i need a payday loan but have bad credit payday 11 update nova 2 payday level payday loan online direct deposit payday loans lompoc ca payday candy bars name no credit check payday loans direct lenders uk payday loans in gwinnett county ga direct lender payday loan california payday 2 extra ties payday bad credit loans uk payday 2 delete spawns ai can i get a payday loan in pennsylvania online payday loans guercmorteo is payday 2 worth it payday 2 pro grip can you play payday 2 on mac payday loan leeches payday loan industry size payday loans in round lake il payday loans milford ohio instant approval payday loans bad credit payday 2 mastermind best pistol how to install payday 2 hacks steam payday 2 disk busy samp payday filterscript payday 2 edicion coleccionista comprar paydaymax com shut down payday loans same day no paperwork payday loans brainerd minnesota payday fnac gameplay retarda payday 2 payday 2 blow open safes payday 2 big bank stealth como jugar payday the heist pc mike tyson paydays easy money payday loans in baton rouge payday loans phone calls payday loans in salt lake payday 2 ep hack quick payday loans no brokers payday loans tqeovertoz faxless fast payday loans baownbeuv payday 2 crimefest goals credit unions vs payday lenders buy payday 2 key voice chat payday 2 not working bso payday payday 2 quests requisitos de sistema para payday 2 payday 2 lockpicking time payday 2 car 4 long barrel payday series wiki payday app fee making money with payday loans uconn payday army of two payday mask payday 2 max skill points payday loan edinburgh payday loans online md payday loans hereisthebestin direct lender payday body bags payday 2 online review legal issues regarding payday loans physxloader.dll payday 2 payday 2 armored transport steam key payday loans conneaut ohio payday 2 amr vs ak payday loans guercmorteo faxless payday 2 what does zombie hunter do payday 2 pas cher having multiple payday loans last christmas payday the heist payday loans natchitoches la how do you zip tie in payday 2 overdrill code payday the heist fast payday loans baownbeuv target finance payday loan payday 2 sběratelská edice shops that sell payday board game payday loans near 44135 payday 2 stealth spec payday loans ringgold rd payday loans dyer indiana payday 2 how do i customize masks payday advance net a non payday loan with bad credit how can i get a loan to pay off my payday loans payday loan places sudbury payday 2 prank call competition physxloader.dll payday ati payday express account management suite payday 2 lobby dance payday loans lancaster uk loan shop payday loan online shinobi payday the heist canadian payday loans for unemployed payday advance fort walton beach what are the best guns in payday 2 payday 2 masks for sale payday loan santee ca payday loans to netspend card easy cash in payday 2 payday 2 firestarter day 1 are payday loans regulated in texas texas workforce commission payday act billings payday loans do online payday loans report to credit bureaus payday 2 sentry gun rotational speed need payday loan with no checking account payday 2 all items hack payday 2 pc ratings payday wiki diamond how to hack payday the heist cheat engine payday 2 multi day heists payday ghostbusters payday laws in florida payday no mercy bug descargar update para payday the heist payday loan 1000 guaranteed can i get a payday loan in pa is payday 2 split screen pc payday fried rice payday loans wailuku easy advance payday loans instant internet paydays warrior forum who consolidates payday loans payday 2 trade steam secure direct payday lenders payday 2 codigos pc fast payday loans for military online payday loan debt consolidation payday heist 2 wiki payday express omaha nebraska need help with too many payday loans payday 2 crashes on joining game payday the heist alle masken freischalten easy payday loan with bad credit payday loans katy texas online payday loans hereisthebestin payday loan places in ri bad credit personal loans not payday loans in canada payday 2 cards hack payday 2 beta builds payday loans 87th payday 2 takes forever to update payday 2 skills for solo instant payday loans lenders not brokers 24 hr payday loans toronto payday 2 skype consumer reviews on project payday payday 2 max amount of trip mines fort collins payday loans nevada title and payday loans carson city payday 2 hack free if your payday falls on a sunday payday loans depere wi direct lender long term payday loan payday puffin payday loan instant funding fast payday loans bird road atms payday 2 payday one of idaho payday 2 venezuela patch for payday the heist payday thugs unable to pay a payday loan payday 2 firestarter stealth day 2 payday 2 constantly crashing sonic cash payday loan payday loans 60 days namakan capital llc payday loan payday loan newburgh ny payday loans chester pa anarky payday payday 2 4chan payday no mercy l4d payday two wiki payday 2 modify safehouse payday 2 unfair us payday lenders open new frontier payday 2 versteck patch fast payday loans of kentucky ez online payday loan payday 2 license transfer payday free for mac the check cashing store payday loans payday loans guercmorteo online payday the heist skip intro payday 2 how to find the right engine payday 2 how to find key card payday loans research nevada unemployment payday payday 2 weapons payday loans online alaska payday loans fort oglethorpe ga payday the heist 2 key payday 2 random disconnect payday loans in brentwood tn payday game xbox one payday loan poway ca payday 2 uniquement multijoueur payday 2 main theme payday 2 yavaş texas car title and payday loans san marcos tx payday loans for 200.00 what if payday falls on christmas how to stealth nightclub payday 2 payday loans howdotofound faxless payday loan marketing online payday loans delaware payday 2 chameleon worth it payday loans howdotofound online payday loans online debit card project payday affiliate payday 2 rats day one payday loans ocean beach payday 2 easiest way to make money payday loans madison al payday 2 career criminal edition ita payday 2 trick or treat payday data feed payday 2 o filme payday 2 dlc santa payday loan places open on sundays payday 2 crimenet ps3 i have bad credit but need a payday loan payday loans north highlands payday loan welland payday 2 most expensive gun payday lending regulation texas payday loans in hackney is a payday loan business a good investment western union payday loan requirements payday 2 new safe house payday 2 legendas payday solutions payroll jugar payday 2 online tunngle payday loans legal florida payday steam trainer payday the heist pc fr payday loans in lincoln al payday 2 xbox money cheat mister money payday loans payday 2 on xbox arcade reputable payday lenders online payday phew achievement payday loans san antonio online payday 2 multiplayer návod payday loans cerritos ca how much does it cost to start a payday loan company payday loans hereisthebestin bad credit payday loan in denver payday loans novi mi payday 2 ps3 installation easy payday loan with bad credit payday the heist mines valutazione payday 2 gamestop competence fantome payday 2 payday day uk payday 2 oil walkthrough payday 2 xbox saves payday loans in glen allen va 5k payday loan online payday loans laws in texas payday 2 xbox 360 megjelenés payday 2 dan bull payday loans 97229 payday regels payday 2 dlc package direct lenders payday loans without teletrack descargar payday 2 para xbox payday loans no checking account delaware payday 2 on demand 360 payday 2 jewelry stealth payday lenders like quickquid fast payday loans tucson az payday 2 saw tricks bank key card payday 2 payday 2 stats steam payday the heist how to make a heavy swat give up automated paydays rating payday heist cuff themselves payday soup coppinger payday loans mini credit payday loans reviews control freak skill payday 2 payday 2 where is the van cfo payday login payday loans no fee same day payout usa payday loans south holland il pennsylvania payday loans payday 2 personalizzare covo payday lenders traduction galaxy payday advance payday 1 no mercy payday 2 the game review payday loans auckland payday loans howdotofound bad credit payday loans available in north carolina salina ks payday loans payday loans texas laws payday overdrill not working best payday loans no fees quick payday loans 247 peter alan payday payday 2 sans amis sierra payday 2 descargar payday 2 xbox 360 español direct payday lenders bad credit online payday 2 craft fix mouse lag payday 2 prepaid debit card payday advances tf2 payday 2 skins payday 2 resolution issues payday 2 infamous item drops is internet payday system real payday loan shepherds bush payday loan places in mobile al payday 2 pre order psn payday 2 jacket build payday loan napa ca payday loan zone payday the heist pc hack i need a no credit check payday loan payday 2 payday express payment status provisional payday 2 saw secondary weapon payday 2 the outlander mask direct lender sites for payday loans cash crusaders payday loans payday 2 gta 5 payday loan 77040 i need payday loan relief 24/7 online payday loans uk payday app binary options payday loans en puerto rico payday loans in johnson county ks payday 2 ordi payday lenders in pennsylvania online payday loans howdotofound what if i stop paying my payday loans alaska payday laws payday 2 hotline miami job payday instant loan lender payday 2 beta patch 2 legit payday loan debt consolidation payday loans tas payday 2 beta inside man payday loans poplar bluff missouri payday 2 retarded ai payday the heist save data location classes for payday 2 millenium payday loan real payday loan relief places that offer payday loans texas payday law commissions payday 2 always updating payday loans in colton california payday jewelry loans asheboro nc payday franchise opportunities payday loan on my credit report payday advance mira mesa installment payday loans las vegas payday 2 lets play sfu payday payday 2 magyarítás letöltés online payday loans no credit check uk cara install payday the heist best way to farm in payday 2 payday 2 traduzione italiano ontario faxless payday loans trucos payday 2 ps3 demo easy same day payday loans direct lender payday loans california payday loans howdotofound faxless payday clover skill tree why are payday loans illegal in arizona ace cash payday loans online payday klasy payday loan helpers reviews payday loans in sylva nc payday loans new braunfels texas payday loans brighouse payday 2 beta failed joining game payday 2 keeps freezing ps3 payday loans in rancho cucamonga ca payday 2 verbindung zum spiel fehlgeschlagen payday 2 4players test payday 2 meristation analisis mallcrasher payday 2 solo payday loans in millsboro delaware cashbob payday loans payday 2 dragan trailer payday 2 danh gia florida payday loans online payday 2 stürzt beim start ab payday no mercy which patient poor credit payday loans payday alienware mask payday the heist level up fast payday the heist darkness trophy payday loans salem nh payday 2 clean payday 2 the eighth and final rule payday loan from the money shop payday 2 jogar sozinho payday 2 best weapon with saw payday loan financial cheap payday loans no faxing top 10 payday loans sites payday heist maps payday web series trailer payday loan ruin credit payday loans negatives payday loan in everett wa unpaid payday loans in arizona payday loan places riverside ca payday loans in marshalltown ia payday 2 join lobby gary daniels payday 2 Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss

Brew Bits: Jilly from Philly


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-29-2015


There is a secret list of black folk you cannot talk slick about for fear of sounding like Don Lemon. This list is on some dead sea scroll somewhere and is passed around at various negro social settings. I don’t know its entire contents but I do know that Patti LaBelle, Super-sized Luther, President Obama, White Jesus and Jill Scott are on it. Now before ya’ll come after me for breaking bad, let me just say I love Jill but right now I wish she would just stick to writing dope songs and nix the social commentary on Bill Cosby. Jill appeared on The Breakfast Club to promote her new album and explain why she can no longer support Pilly Billy! She said the comedian was like a hometown father, so she didn’t want to initially jump on the bandwagon with his accusers and tear down his legacy. Now she feels differently. She brought up previous accusations against Michael Jackson, Allen “Practice” Iverson and Kevin Clash (the dude who had his hand up Elmo’s ass for decades). She then added that ALL men have “proclivities” and THIS my friends is where she lost me.

Peep it at 10:17:


plural noun: proclivities
  1. a tendency to choose or do something regularly; an inclination or predisposition toward a particular thing.

I’m no wordsmith, but I’m not sure “proclivities” equates to drugging and raping women. Proclivities to me is liking freckles or cute feet. Sigh… relax Jill and just take a long walk! <—- see what I did there? What say you, Brewchies?




The Illest sh*t they never wrote…?


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-28-2015

1398901231_amen_meek_mill_drake_18<–fitting pose

Sigh….my auntie status is being tested today with these urban Backyardians shouting “ghostwriter” from the rooftops of their rented penthouses. Last week Meek Mill claimed Drake has a ghostwriter and even though I love my non-threatening half negro from the North, I was not clutching my pearls at that revelation. Drake responded, so did the alleged ghostwriter and the rest is negroidian history… for now. Fast forward a week and now David Banner wants his coins from Lil Wayne! I mean, I guess? I grew up with Hip Hop. I’m even a bit snobby about it. I know that having a ghostwriter is the ultimate rappin’ faux pas, the worst thing you could accuse your rhyme foe of doing, but really? These dudes do not possess the prolific word skills of ANYONE’s “Top Five”. Meek and Drake are not capable for ether-ing each other and while it’s a bougie black person’s right of passage to pump Drake at all times, Lil Wayne’s raps kill braincells and gets you pregnant AT.THE.SAME.DAMN.TIME. So what are we really taumbout here?


Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Comments Off on Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 07-20-2015

Generation_OneWe’re all looking to keep some extra coins in our pockets, right? We all need money for something. Whether it’s a necessity or a splurge, sometimes saving up for what you want can be tough, especially if you don’t come from a culture of savers. I had the chance to recently check out a new film that aims to reverse that trend. Generation One: The Search for Black Wealth is the latest documentary by Lamar and Ronnie Tyler, creators of the Black and Married with Kids website. The film tackles a subject many of us often find taboo to talk about in public: MONEY! Specifically, Generation One outlines practical steps that Black people need to take to ditch a consumer’s mindset and build a wealth legacy for future generations. That wealth legacy exists in other cultures and the lack of it is what forces many of us to have to start a Go Fund Me for funeral expenses or to go into deep debt to attend college.

This film breaks it all the way down, with notable quotables from the likes for Dr. Julianne Malveaux, Dr. Boyce Watkins, and radio host David Anderson who really steals the show with his in your face delivery. Take a look:

The Tylers have been on a mini-tour, screening the film in major cities this month. If you missed it, you can grab your copy here.

Want more Witches’ Brew?


Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Comments Off on Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted on 07-07-2015


I nominate him for Knighthood… we don’t do that here in the US do we? Well we should start!


As a currently slightly discouraged American… this world has been a little rough on us humans who believe in decency and kindness, lately.

This past weekend, though… I believe I have found the person that can bring together all the fighting factions: the Dolezal and her ancestors… the Mexicans and the Trump (nah eff Trump, drop him off in a hole somewhere.)

White Hayzeus in a thong hath brought us “Magic Mike XXL” and it is GOOD!  NO seriously, IT IS!  The makers of this here sequel listened to the randy masses. They got rid of that pesky plot crap full of seedy existential angst (“if the stripper p-pops alone, does his thong make a sound?”)  from the first movie and replaced it with  silliness, grinding (cause that’s what you’re paying for) and the dance!

So much dance and lifting and tossing about! Oh and bromance, because these are strippers with hearts of gotdamn gold!

They got rid of Matthew McConaughey who’s hot is still on layaway from his Oscar win. Jada Pinkett Smith joins the cast as his replacement, and dammit– I kinda love her. (Fish Mooney has been killing her acting lately!)

OK fine, you don’t trust me at my word and need some more info?  Basically Channing Tatum aka Mike the Whittler of Ugly Furniture, who hails from the Magic Village of Spray Tan… rolls with his boisterous crew to a “stripper convention”. Hijinx ensue. Yep, that is the plot.  Look, they know their audience.

They know I am a tired working woman, and don’t necessarily want to think deep ass thoughts all the time. I wanna see some asses wiggling…dip it low and pick it up slow, fellas! Nah, seriously there’s a whole thing about owning your sexuality and there is total body positivity and all that jazz, there is ZERO making fun of women in this movie…yadda yadda yadda…        Hey, Joe Manganiello.


Stephen “Twitch” Boss

I mean they didn’t even bother to give the Stripper Convention a catchy name. They know what you’re here for, you know what you’re here for. Let’s not pretend.  But wait there’s more, along the way they meet up with some Chocolaty DELICOUS grindy fellas for a grinderful time. Seriously, it’s a Brother Abpolooza.  Just 30 minutes of Magic Mike are what Chocolate City tried to be.


Might I interest you in a 7 piece suit, sir?

I mean I guess…

The irony is, I LOATHE male strippers in real life. But if the slimy guy from my cousin’s bachelorette party looked like ANY of the fellas in this fine film, I’d stay stocked in dolla bills… ok maybe not Donald Glover. Seriously, I love Childish Gambino as much as anyone who’s your Auntie’s age, but still likes to know what the kids are listening too. But I’mma need that nerd to put his chest up.

So treat your Big auntie and yaself. It’s a good time! FOR REAL!



Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Comments Off on Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 06-30-2015


Britney Spears is not here for Iggy Azalea’s shenanigans. Miss “Toxic” tossed a glittery bag full of shade at the Aussie rapper after Iggy not-so-subtly accused the singer (insert finger quotes) of not doing enough to promote their duet, “Pretty Girls.”

In a Twitter back and forth with her fans (do I need more finger quotes here?), the rapper (insert another set of finger quotes) said there wasn’t enough of a push for the song.


Taste The Brew for more