Straight from the Ungrateful Summabitch Files, there are citizens of New Orleans that are complaining about the Brad Pitt’s Make It Right, eco- houses. Lemme get this ish straight. You lost your homes, neighborhoods, and family members. Shit, was UNDER WATER– Aqua Man Stylee, Son!! Someone came in and said ‘hey not only are we gonna help you rebuild what you lost- but we’re going to do it in such a way that we aren’t ruining the earth further. And should this happen again, your home should be secure.” We will engineer a home that will RISE WITH YOUR MOTHERFLIPPIN TIDES AND FLOAT, SUCKA- FLOAT!!! Because God forbid the government – replace your levies…. (Ok here’s an idea. You guys go down to home depot and jerry rig them up with some planks and duct tape, yourselves. Since you have all the answers!- I gave you that one for free!) Now your ass is up in arms, because according to you these homes ‘don’t reflect the history of New Orleans’ Mind you, these houses are NOT in a historical district. So, which history are you trying to re-create? The one where your house was UNDERWATER, because it was not structurally correct for your terrain?! You got your FEMA check and got brand effing new, didn’t you, Son?

Tell you what, why don’t you spend less time busting caps in the ass of Bayou Classic tourists; call an all hands on deck, and come up with a way to build the neighborhoods of your dreams. You don’t like what people are giving you? Find a way to make what you want out of your homes, YOURSELVES.

Pissed Brewchie, Out!

Check the story out: NY Times

Straight from the Ungrateful Summabitch Files, there are citizens of New Orleans that are complaining about the Brad Pitt’s Make It Right, eco- houses. Lemme get this ish straight. You lost your homes, neighborhoods, and family members. Shit, was UNDER WATER– Aqua Man Stylee, Son!! Someone came in and said ‘hey not only are we gonna help you rebuild what you lost- but we’re going to do it in such a way that we aren’t ruining the earth further. And should this happen again, your home should be secure.” We will engineer a home that will RISE WITH YOUR MOTHERFLIPPIN TIDES AND FLOAT, SUCKA- FLOAT!!! Because God forbid the government – replace your levies…. (Ok here’s an idea. You guys go down to home depot and jerry rig them up with some planks and duct tape, yourselves. Since you have all the answers!- I gave you that one for free!) Now your ass is up in arms, because according to you these homes ‘don’t reflect the history of New Orleans’ Mind you, these houses are NOT in a historical district. So, which history are you trying to re-create? The one where your house was UNDERWATER, because it was not structurally correct for your terrain?! You got your FEMA check and got brand effing new, didn’t you, Son?

Tell you what, why don’t you spend less time busting caps in the ass of Bayou Classic tourists; call an all hands on deck, and come up with a way to build the neighborhoods of your dreams. You don’t like what people are giving you? Find a way to make what you want out of your homes, YOURSELVES.

Pissed Brewchie, Out!

Check the story out: NY Times

Straight from the Ungrateful Summabitch Files, there are citizens of New Orleans that are complaining about the Brad Pitt’s Make It Right, eco- houses. Lemme get this ish straight. You lost your homes, neighborhoods, and family members. Shit, was UNDER WATER– Aqua Man Stylee, Son!! Someone came in and said ‘hey not only are we gonna help you rebuild what you lost- but we’re going to do it in such a way that we aren’t ruining the earth further. And should this happen again, your home should be secure.” We will engineer a home that will RISE WITH YOUR MOTHERFLIPPIN TIDES AND FLOAT, SUCKA- FLOAT!!! Because God forbid the government – replace your levies…. (Ok here’s an idea. You guys go down to home depot and jerry rig them up with some planks and duct tape, yourselves. Since you have all the answers!- I gave you that one for free!) Now your ass is up in arms, because according to you these homes ‘don’t reflect the history of New Orleans’ Mind you, these houses are NOT in a historical district. So, which history are you trying to re-create? The one where your house was UNDERWATER, because it was not structurally correct for your terrain?! You got your FEMA check and got brand effing new, didn’t you, Son?

Tell you what, why don’t you spend less time busting caps in the ass of Bayou Classic tourists; call an all hands on deck, and come up with a way to build the neighborhoods of your dreams. You don’t like what people are giving you? Find a way to make what you want out of your homes, YOURSELVES.

Pissed Brewchie, Out!

Check the story out: NY Times

We are winding down 2009. A year of change and hope. But much of our new found clout can easily be canceled out by some of your colored cousins who continue to act like coons in the clubs. Case in point, Trey Songz (@SongzYuuup). Now, I know this young brother is swexy and all…but Imma need you Trey not to follow Jamie Foxx down his yellow brick road of cornball acts of kindness. Pouring Goose down a willing “lady’s” throat is never a good look. To put it simple, it’s corny. Kind of like wearing sunglasses in the club corny (unless you have a wonk eye, then we’ll give you a pass) Somewhere this chick’s three kids are at their grandmouva’s house downing red kool-aid from Big Lots baby bottles and learning how to curse right. If this shining example of womenhood can’t understand that aspiring to have a “celebrity” dose your face and do with 90 proof is not the move then okay…but you don’t have to feed into it. We Witches like to cut up in the club from time to time and we get it, you’re young, but this is just corny boo. Cease and desist, stat! Head to Necole Bitchie for more pictures from Trey’s 25th birfday partay!

Tiger “Cablanasian” Woods has released a statement on his website regarding his fender bender following a domestic dispute with his whootie wife.

“As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.

We are winding down 2009. A year of change and hope. But much of our new found clout can easily be canceled out by some of your colored cousins who continue to act like coons in the clubs. Case in point, Trey Songz (@SongzYuuup). Now, I know this young brother is swexy and all…but Imma need you Trey not to follow Jamie Foxx down his yellow brick road of cornball acts of kindness. Pouring Goose down a willing “lady’s” throat is never a good look. To put it simple, it’s corny. Kind of like wearing sunglasses in the club corny (unless you have a wonk eye, then we’ll give you a pass) Somewhere this chick’s three kids are at their grandmouva’s house downing red kool-aid from Big Lots baby bottles and learning how to curse right. If this shining example of womenhood can’t understand that aspiring to have a “celebrity” dose your face and do with 90 proof is not the move then okay…but you don’t have to feed into it. We Witches like to cut up in the club from time to time and we get it, you’re young, but this is just corny boo. Cease and desist, stat! Head to Necole Bitchie for more pictures from Trey’s 25th birfday partay!