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From the "We Off That" Files: Pour out a little likka

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in trey songz, We off that | Posted on 30-11-2009

We are winding down 2009. A year of change and hope. But much of our new found clout can easily be canceled out by some of your colored cousins who continue to act like coons in the clubs. Case in point, Trey Songz (@SongzYuuup). Now, I know this young brother is swexy and all…but Imma need you Trey not to follow Jamie Foxx down his yellow brick road of cornball acts of kindness. Pouring Goose down a willing “lady’s” throat is never a good look. To put it simple, it’s corny. Kind of like wearing sunglasses in the club corny (unless you have a wonk eye, then we’ll give you a pass) Somewhere this chick’s three kids are at their grandmouva’s house downing red kool-aid from Big Lots baby bottles and learning how to curse right. If this shining example of womenhood can’t understand that aspiring to have a “celebrity” dose your face and do with 90 proof is not the move then okay…but you don’t have to feed into it. We Witches like to cut up in the club from time to time and we get it, you’re young, but this is just corny boo. Cease and desist, stat! Head to Necole Bitchie for more pictures from Trey’s 25th birfday partay!

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Brew Beauty: Robin Roberts

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew beauty, Robin Roberts | Posted on 29-11-2009

Journalist, cancer survivor and all-around fab chick Robin Roberts is our eighth Brew Beauty of the Week! Robin has served as co-anchor of ABC’s “Good Morning America” since 2005. She’s covered everything from Pope John Paul II to the Katrina aftermath to her latest interviews with Janet Jackson and Chris Brown. She’s a welcome face and a warm smile every morning, even when sometimes the news is not so pleasant.

On the personal side, Robin told the world she was battling breast cancer two years ago. Rather than packing up and going home, she waged her war publicly, undergoing surgery and chemo and ultimately shaving her head. Robin wrapped up her chemo and radiation sessions last year and says she’s healthier than ever. She’s looking fantastic these days (loving the short cut too, BTW) and she’s landing some of the most coveted interviews.

Here’s a look at Robin through the years…

Head to our Facebook page for our Brew Beauty gallery to see more of Robin. And while you’re there, become a fan and then follow our blog!  Drop us a line if there’s someone you’d like to see as our next Beauty of the Week!

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Brew Fashion: Eugenia Kim For Target + Chelsea Boots

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in boots, brew fashion, target | Posted on 28-11-2009

Target keeps hitting us with top-of-the-line designers…at affordable prices.  The discount retailer announced plans to launch a hat collection with Eugenia Kim.  She’s known for putting Jennifer Lopez in those fabulously floppy hats back when Jenny was going through her JLo phase.

Kim’s new collection drops at Target on April 18th.  Also, coming to Tarjay on April 18th: a footwear line by Cynthia Vincent.  Now, you don’t have to wait ’til April to treat yourself to something nice. Taste The Brew for a look at the Chelsea boot.

Of course, it’s no secret we like the boots here at the Brew. One ankle style boot that’s making a resurgence is the Chelsea Boot. The British style is usually something men rock, but slap a nice heel on it and you’ve got a fancy lady boot. Click for details on where to buy.


Alexander McQueen – $699

Alexus Platform Chelsea Boot – $160

Frye Women’s Erin Chelsea Boot – $227.95

Marais USA Chelsea boot – $120

Giuseppe Zanotti – $777

Happy shopping! (Feel free to send me those McQueens…)

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Brew Fashion: Eugenia Kim For Target + Chelsea Boots

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Posted by admin | Posted in boots, brew fashion, target | Posted on 28-11-2009

Target keeps hitting us with top-of-the-line designers…at affordable prices.  The discount retailer announced plans to launch a hat collection with Eugenia Kim.  She’s known for putting Jennifer Lopez in those fabulously floppy hats back when Jenny was going through her JLo phase.

Kim’s new collection drops at Target on April 18th.  Also, coming to Tarjay on April 18th: a footwear line by Cynthia Vincent.  Now, you don’t have to wait ’til April to treat yourself to something nice. Taste The Brew for a look at the Chelsea boot.

Of course, it’s no secret we like the boots here at the Brew. One ankle style boot that’s making a resurgence is the Chelsea Boot. The British style is usually something men rock, but slap a nice heel on it and you’ve got a fancy lady boot. Click for details on where to buy.


Alexander McQueen – $699

Alexus Platform Chelsea Boot – $160

Frye Women’s Erin Chelsea Boot – $227.95

Marais USA Chelsea boot – $120

Giuseppe Zanotti – $777

Happy shopping! (Feel free to send me those McQueens…)

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Brew Fashion: Eugenia Kim For Target + Chelsea Boots

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in boots, brew fashion, target | Posted on 28-11-2009

Target keeps hitting us with top-of-the-line designers…at affordable prices.  The discount retailer announced plans to launch a hat collection with Eugenia Kim.  She’s known for putting Jennifer Lopez in those fabulously floppy hats back when Jenny was going through her JLo phase.

Kim’s new collection drops at Target on April 18th.  Also, coming to Tarjay on April 18th: a footwear line by Cynthia Vincent.  Now, you don’t have to wait ’til April to treat yourself to something nice. Taste The Brew for a look at the Chelsea boot.

Of course, it’s no secret we like the boots here at the Brew. One ankle style boot that’s making a resurgence is the Chelsea Boot. The British style is usually something men rock, but slap a nice heel on it and you’ve got a fancy lady boot. Click for details on where to buy.


Alexander McQueen – $699

Alexus Platform Chelsea Boot – $160

Frye Women’s Erin Chelsea Boot – $227.95

Marais USA Chelsea boot – $120

Giuseppe Zanotti – $777

Happy shopping! (Feel free to send me those McQueens…)

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Brew Music: Common & John Legend – "Strange Fruit"

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew music, common, john legend | Posted on 27-11-2009

Check out this unreleased track from Common featuring John Legend. It’s called “Strange Fruit” and was produced by Devo Springsteen (though many have wrongly credited it to Kanye immaletyoufinish West).  The song was supposed to be on Common’s “Finding Forever” album but it was scrapped and Cassidy wound up with the beat.

Hot fire! You can download it here…

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Breaking Brew: Tiger’s Wife Pops Off Son… (allegedly)

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in breaking brew, Tiger Woods | Posted on 27-11-2009

I knew when I heard the news of Tiger Woods’ middle of the night crash into a hydrant and a tree that somebody had some splainin’ to do.  I mean, this is YOUR house.  The house you drive to and from every day.  How do you just MISS the curb and wind up smashing your Escalade into a fire hydrant and your neighbor’s tree?  Mmmm hmmmm.  (*sucks teef*)

Well, according to TMZ, the accident happened right after Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren argued. The news came on the same day that (our friend in our heads) Michael over at Dlisted reported that TigerWoooo was having an affair. Mmmm hmmm (*sucks teef*)

Anywho, after the accident, Elin reportedly smashed out the back window of Tiger’s truck with a golf club to help get him out of the car. Uh, yeah, we’re buying that. Police found Tiger laying in the street with his wife over him, (finger quotes) caring for him. He had cuts on his lips and blood in his mouth.

Florida law enforcement officials are calling it “a domestic issue.” Cops tried to question Tiger about the incident this afternoon but were turned away by his wife because he was asleep.

Methinks the golden boy has just jumped head first into a scandal.

Stay tuned…

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Brew Music: Common & John Legend – "Strange Fruit"

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Posted by admin | Posted in brew music, common, john legend | Posted on 27-11-2009

Check out this unreleased track from Common featuring John Legend. It’s called “Strange Fruit” and was produced by Devo Springsteen (though many have wrongly credited it to Kanye immaletyoufinish West).  The song was supposed to be on Common’s “Finding Forever” album but it was scrapped and Cassidy wound up with the beat.

Hot fire! You can download it here…

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Brew Music: Common & John Legend – "Strange Fruit"

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in brew music, common, john legend | Posted on 27-11-2009

Check out this unreleased track from Common featuring John Legend. It’s called “Strange Fruit” and was produced by Devo Springsteen (though many have wrongly credited it to Kanye immaletyoufinish West).  The song was supposed to be on Common’s “Finding Forever” album but it was scrapped and Cassidy wound up with the beat.

Hot fire! You can download it here…

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Chris Brown Gets His Chance

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Chris Brown, will you watch | Posted on 27-11-2009

Breezy will get his shot at Rihanna (no pun). He’ll tell his side of the February assault story on ABC’s “20/20″ on December 11th. The in-depth interview (done by Robin Roberts) was taped last weekend and portions of it may appear on “Good Morning America,” but, unlike Rihanna, he won’t get to perform for the fans on GMA. However, much like Rihanna, the interview seems to coincide with the release of his upcoming album, “Graffiti” which drops on December 8th.

So, will you watch?

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Breaking Brew: Tiger’s Wife Pops Off Son… (allegedly)

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Posted by admin | Posted in breaking brew, Tiger Woods | Posted on 27-11-2009

I knew when I heard the news of Tiger Woods’ middle of the night crash into a hydrant and a tree that somebody had some splainin’ to do.  I mean, this is YOUR house.  The house you drive to and from every day.  How do you just MISS the curb and wind up smashing your Escalade into a fire hydrant and your neighbor’s tree?  Mmmm hmmmm.  (*sucks teef*)

Well, according to TMZ, the accident happened right after Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren argued. The news came on the same day that (our friend in our heads) Michael over at Dlisted reported that TigerWoooo was having an affair. Mmmm hmmm (*sucks teef*)

Anywho, after the accident, Elin reportedly smashed out the back window of Tiger’s truck with a golf club to help get him out of the car. Uh, yeah, we’re buying that. Police found Tiger laying in the street with his wife over him, (finger quotes) caring for him. He had cuts on his lips and blood in his mouth.

Florida law enforcement officials are calling it “a domestic issue.” Cops tried to question Tiger about the incident this afternoon but were turned away by his wife because he was asleep.

Methinks the golden boy has just jumped head first into a scandal.

Stay tuned…

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Breaking Brew: Tiger’s Wife Pops Off Son… (allegedly)

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in breaking brew, Tiger Woods | Posted on 27-11-2009

I knew when I heard the news of Tiger Woods’ middle of the night crash into a hydrant and a tree that somebody had some splainin’ to do.  I mean, this is YOUR house.  The house you drive to and from every day.  How do you just MISS the curb and wind up smashing your Escalade into a fire hydrant and your neighbor’s tree?  Mmmm hmmmm.  (*sucks teef*)

Well, according to TMZ, the accident happened right after Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren argued. The news came on the same day that (our friend in our heads) Michael over at Dlisted reported that TigerWoooo was having an affair. Mmmm hmmm (*sucks teef*)

Anywho, after the accident, Elin reportedly smashed out the back window of Tiger’s truck with a golf club to help get him out of the car. Uh, yeah, we’re buying that. Police found Tiger laying in the street with his wife over him, (finger quotes) caring for him. He had cuts on his lips and blood in his mouth.

Florida law enforcement officials are calling it “a domestic issue.” Cops tried to question Tiger about the incident this afternoon but were turned away by his wife because he was asleep.

Methinks the golden boy has just jumped head first into a scandal.

Stay tuned…

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