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SHOVE YOUR OFFICE POTLUCK!

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From the mind of Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in brew commentary | Posted on 11-30-2009

 
 
With Thanksgiving done, and the media schmucks all in a tizzy about Black Friday, Cyber Monday and Eff It Just Buy It Please Wednesday,  I am already over the Holiday Season.  And it is with dread that I ponder the most hated office Holiday tradition, around.  Call me a Scrooge… but there is one thing that skeeves me out about the Holiday season, and that’s the blasted Office Potluck.  At once such event, I saw someone from one of our satellite offices enter, from the garage…still with keys and hand and winter coat on, stick the other dirty hand in a baggie of shredded lettuce– and sprinkle her e-coli leaves all over her 15 layer Artery Clogging Supreme.
 
My gag-reflex worked overtime.
 
Call me a snob, but I do not want to chow down on Pet Hair Surprise from the lady down in accounting that smells like a used urinal cake.  In the Merriest way possible, I  want you to shove your 17 layer Taco meat surprise, your Canned Jalapeño Jumble and your 176 Bean and Sour Cream Casserole right up your Yuletide hole!
 
And a Ho Ho Ho to ya, bitches!!
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Comments (8)

AMEN!

GIRL YOU ARE SOOOOOO FUCKIN RIGHT! I DO NOT PLAY WITH POTLUCKS..I DONT KNOW HOW U COOKED IT AND UNDER WHAT CONDITIONS!!!

I don't do potluck and I straight out tell people that I don't.. Growing up my Mom would not even let us eat at anyone's house who even had a dog.. People aren't clean —to many members of the flush and rush crew want you to sample their family recipe. No thanks.

THANK YOU! Why people don't understand how nasty people are is beyond me. I get paid to work here, that does not mean I will eat your food or be friends with you. I AIN'T eating nothing you brought from home or otherwise.

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