Trey Songz takes some pictures and looks damn good (I’m shameless) – Complex

“Stand and Deliver” teacher dies: RIP Jaime Escalante – LA Times Blog

Offensive cartoon depicts President Obama as a rapist! – Jezebel

Sarah Palin looks like the kind of woman Jesse James would date – Huffington Post

Kim “Tardy For The Party” Zolciak and her girl lover break up – Perez Hilton

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony rapper pistol whips his momma? WTF – The Grio

Christina Aguilera is back! – In Case You Didn’t Know

No wonder America’s education system is going down the crapper. Now, we need an app that divides the bill when we go out for dinner with friends? I thought there was a calculator for that.

Splitcosts is an app for your Blackberry that quickly and easily divides your bill when the check comes. 20 different currencies are supported, so it’s not just for us Americans spending dollars (if that makes you feel better).

You can even take pictures of receipts and email them to the company accountant (ok, not if you’re spending it in the champagne room with Michael Steele though).

Click here to download Splitcosts for free. You know you wanna.

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I don’t know whether to be disturbed or to think these kids might have futures in Hollywood.

Video director Marc Klasfeld (the guy behind Jay-Z’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” video) directed this version of “Scarface School Play” with professional child actors in LA. Video of last month’s production went viral this week. Klasfeld says he expected some people to get their pannies in a bunch over the subject matter, but the father of two says he wonders why people who are vocal about the play aren’t as vocal when it comes to the sexualization of young girls in our culture. Ummmkay.

You watch and be the judge.

What’s your call? Tacky or artsy?

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Former Bush right hand man Karl Rove might wanna get a bodyguard or call the Fruit of Islam or something because hecklers are going in on him hard. While giving a speech in Beverly Hills, CA yesterday, the co-founder of the group Code Pink rushed the stage and tried to make a citizens arrest on Rove.  The event went to hell shortly after…

Chaos! I love it. Take dat, take dat, Karl!

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It seems Erykah Badu could be looking for more than a window seat if any witnesses from the video shoot step up to complain about her random act of nudity.

Dallas police are reportedly considering whether to charge Badu with indecent exposure for her guerilla-style video for “Window Seat.”  NBC affiliate KXAS reports that if a witness decides to come forward and complain, Erykah could be charged with a misdemeanor, which carries a maximum fine of $4,000 and up to a year in jail.

If you look closely at the video (no, not at Erykah, but at the surrounding “witnesses”), you’ll see there are a few children in Dealey Plaza where the video was filmed. I guess there’s concern that some parents could complain, perhaps.  Badu tweeted that she hoped any children there would not be “traumatized” by her exposed body.

One thing’s for sure… this album should be a smash with all this talk about the first single. 

Anyway, people need to get over it.  What’s done is done. I sure hope nobody comes forward with complaints. Afterall, kids are exposed to far worse images than the human body in its natural form.

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Usher hopped on GMA this morning to plug his long-awaited “Raymond v. Raymond” album, which *officially* dropped today. It’s his first release in 2 years and frankly, several versions of it have been moving on the innawebs for months. But, nonetheless… are you still planning to cop it?

Check out Usher’s performance of “There Goes My Baby.”

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I don’t know how this happens to me. Each season of this vapid reality dance show, I vow: This is it. I will not waste 800 hours of my week watching the rhythmically challanged try to ballroom dance. But like so many resolutions, this one was broken by the thought that just maybe maybe the ABC censors would throw caution to the wind and let Chad OchosRios (I refuse to spell a made up ass name ”correctly”) dance in the nude, like he likes to train. Because I am a durty durty Puma. Two weeks into this suckfest, and I’m already annoyed. Here’s the run-down

SHANNEN DOHERTY: Brenda, I heart you and your gap tooth grin. But was it always sooo damn gappy? How did I miss this? Did you go in for the Madonna special? I have dental questions dammit. I want them answered! As the woman who helped give me HEATHERS, you can do no wrong. As you were.

Neicy Nash, you can actually dance-ish. Yay! And I speak the language of “butter” as well!

Bachelor Guy, when they announced you were next I went to the pisser, sorry dude. (no pic b/c who are you?!)

Olympics Dude, ditto…. I drink a lot of water. (no pic, b/c I don’t care)

ESPN lady, I like you.. but not enough to find a pic of you online. Good luck!

Dear Buzz Aldrin, I am begging, please sir please do not die on my television set. I have had a ROUGH YEAR. ROUGH, and it’s only March. I do not think that my constitution can take it if you die on my television set.

Love, Bianca

Pamela Anderson, whatever you are smoking, puff puff pass.

Aiden Turner, you give me lady wood. That is all. Oh and I totally think you and Edyta are smooshing….and her husband watches. Now, that is all.

Chad Ochounodostres, lay off flirting with the dancin’ brawd and get to moving your ass…you want fame? FAME COSTS, BITCH! Debbie done told ya!

Kate “Original Recipe Octomom” Gosselin. 1. you are NOT a celebrity. 2. You have no talent. 3. ‘Doing it for the moms out there?’…why must you punish them? Is their life not hard enough with wiping poop and puke, that you must subject them to your robotic moves and snide condescending ways? I predict this is your last week. Buh Byes. And blowing kisses to your kids is more effective when they are in the room, you succubus. Furthermore, the way you speak to men, you will be single forever. REAL TALK TUESDAY!

Nicole Shirtshanger… Skirtsteak Sherzinger, you are mad stupid muldooky pretty. That is all.

DIZZAM!!! I mean I lubs me some high quality huur that had a prior owner, Lawd knows I do! but money to spare or not, I am not paying $5,000 nuffin for my hair add-ons! Is this what Nas’s hard earned child support is going to? Are you seriously telling me Kel’s pays money for this?

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Kelis has been ordered to pay $5,000 for a hair weave after allegedly failing to settle a salon bill.


The Milkshake hit-maker is said to have received the hairstyle at a Santa Monica, California salon last May – but faced legal action from her stylist over the alleged outstanding debt.


Legal documents were subsequently filed and the case was sent to trial – but Kelis failed to attend the hearing on Monday, according to TMZ.com.


The website reports that the judge entered a default judgment for the R&B singer to pay the full amount.

Awwww, see I knew it was possible! Herbert is 104 and Zelmyra is 101, they live in NC.  For more on their story go here. It looks like this was posted in ’09 so I hope they’re still with us, but very nice story nonetheless.

The same person farting on me for 85 years????? Hogging up the remote? Man that’s real love….. Imma cry…….

If you haven’t answered those 10 little census questions yet, then you may not know one of the racial categories on the census is “Negro.” The move sparked an uproar among Black folks who thought they’d awakened to 1957.

Census Bureau Director Robert Groves now says he’s sawwy about that little mishap.

Negro please! Who is still self-identifying as Negro?

By the way, “we can’t move forward until you mail it back!” (Hey, it’s stuck in my head, so you might as well join me)