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If You Like It, Then Put A Magnum On It!

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in Beyonce, brew bits | Posted on 31-03-2010

Fellas and fella-ish ma’amsirs, step on up and get you one of these here Beyonce blow up dolls, ya know, in case of emergency…… give that hand a rest why don’t cha!

It says she comes with 3 holes, I say 7 if you count the ears and the nostrils like I’ve been known to do (hey don’t look like that, I be trying thangs…. gots ta keep it spicy!)

If it’s real pleasure you’re after, I say play this in the background and make it real sessy!

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Wash, Rinse, Repeat!

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in breaking brew, nene leakes | Posted on 31-03-2010

“We fall down, but we get up…” we interrupt the following gospel moment to deliver Breaking Brew about this big-faced sinner who could use some of White Jesus’ blessings! Bryson Bryant a.k.a. NeNe Leakes’ basement baby was arrested last night. T-Painer with the soap opera name turned himself in on an outstanding warrant. That warrant stemmed from an additional charge related to his March 7 arrest for possessing some stanka dank! This studio gangsta needs to go back to that fictional school he was claiming back on RHOA and stop playing with me!

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Will You Watch?: Brandy & Ray J’s “Family Business”

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brandy, ray j, vh1, will you watch | Posted on 30-03-2010

Looking for a soulmate jump off wasn’t enough for Ray J. So rather than do another season of Ray J’s Brothel, VH1 is doing a show about the “business” of the Norwood family. The show features Ray, big sis Brandy (who opted to leave the crapper singing behind and film this instead) and their parents. Here’s a clip…
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Brandy & Ray J: A Family Business” premieres April 11th at 9 pm (ET) on VH1. 
Will you watch?
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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Barack Obama, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, brew bits, brewshyt, Christina Aguilera, jesse james, kim zolciak, rip, Sarah Palin, trey songz, What's Brewing | Posted on 30-03-2010

Trey Songz takes some pictures and looks damn good (I’m shameless) – Complex

Stand and Deliver” teacher dies: RIP Jaime Escalante – LA Times Blog

Offensive cartoon depicts President Obama as a rapist! – Jezebel

Sarah Palin looks like the kind of woman Jesse James would date – Huffington Post

Kim “Tardy For The Party” Zolciak and her girl lover break up – Perez Hilton

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony rapper pistol whips his momma? WTF – The Grio

Christina Aguilera is back! – In Case You Didn’t Know

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Tech Talk: Split Costs With Your Cheap Friends

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Blackberry, check please, Gadget Gal, Splitcosts, tech talk | Posted on 30-03-2010

No wonder America’s education system is going down the crapper. Now, we need an app that divides the bill when we go out for dinner with friends? I thought there was a calculator for that.

Splitcosts is an app for your Blackberry that quickly and easily divides your bill when the check comes. 20 different currencies are supported, so it’s not just for us Americans spending dollars (if that makes you feel better).

You can even take pictures of receipts and email them to the company accountant (ok, not if you’re spending it in the champagne room with Michael Steele though).

Click here to download Splitcosts for free. You know you wanna.

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