From the mind of Witch Hazel | Posted in Divorce, Dunzo, elin, splitsville, Tiger Woods | Posted on 04-27-2010
Buckle up Tiger, this could be the biggest jack yo’ cash settlement of all time (*echo, echo, echo*):
Entertainment Tonight is reporting Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are finalizing a divorce. A source says Elin’s absence from the Masters and her subsequent flight out of town during her husband’s final round in Augusta were clear signs that she’s had it.
That new, creepy Nike ad featuring the voice of Tiger’s dead father also didn’t go over too well with Elin. Neither did news that he banged the neighbor’s daughter. Sucks to be this guy. I guess Nas is somewhere looking at the bright side. Ok, maybe not.