So this witch went to Miami for some funnin in the sun over the weekend and because it’s Miami of course you will upon several celebrities, some of my crew saw Eva Pigford (I have no idea what this Marcielle mess is cause her last name used to be Pigford and that’s what I’m sticking to!), Warren Sapp (who smiled at me in the airport, even though no one else saw him but me, but fa real he couldn’t take his eyes off me he was staring so hard…… seriously, fa real….. he wanted me bad). Then we met some kinda soca/trini rock star in Wet Willie’s but none of us know who he is so he doesn’t count but he was waaaaay cute!

But the bestest person that I happened upon was the Negro porn lady, Skyy Black. We were just sitting outside people watching and I happened to glance to my right and I saw her sitting there. Now I’m pretty passionate about my porn so I instantly recognozed her but I had to confirm with my equally classy but nassy lil sis that it was in fact her and she confirmed that it was. So I coyly asked “scuse me, what’s your name?” and she responded ever so gingerly “Skkkyyyyy”, hot damn! So I then said “oh wow, I thought that was you, we love your work!”. She thanked us and said it made her feel really good to get compliments, especially from women. She’s gotten a little chunky in her donkey but she still pretty much looks the way she looks in her feature films.

I was tempted to go over and shoot the chit with her but I have a tendency to get myself in some nutball situations so I felt it best that I just stay seated where I was. Next time I hope it’s Mr. Marcus, whooooo weeeeee!

Day 26 member Robert decided to announce that he’s gay on Twitter… then, I reckon he changed his mind, cuz he deleted that mofo along with his whole dang page.  But, the folks over at BeStylistik caught it, as did the 50-11 million other people on Twitter who retweeted the announcement.

Thomas Hagan, the man who admitted his role in Malcolm X’s assassination, was paroled today after serving 44 years in prison.

Hagan is the only person to admit to killing the activist in 1965 in New York’s Audubon Ballroom.

Hagan says he has “deep regrets” about his participation in Malcolm’s killing.

Hagan had been serving time in a minimum-security facility where he took part in a work-release program. He’s held a job at a fast food restaurant for 7 years. Under the terms of his parole, he must stay employed, adhere to a curfew and support his children.

Hagan is 69 years old. Had he lived, Malcolm X would have turned 85 on May 19th.

Hagan image via AP
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Let me get this straight; we have a clean and articulate (©Joe Biden) African-American residing in THE most famous address in America and I have still have to look at this sweaty Brewshyt? Rappers Maino and Wacka Flocka Flame (or What That Fugga Flame as I like to call him), recently showed up at some random party looking like…well looking like this! Granted we Witches appreciate a person who walks to the beat of his own drum (i.e., Will.I.Am), rocks his own style (i.e., Kanye) but um..I cannot co-sign on looking like you stink! C’mon Son! Why the dry lips and rogue deordorant balls on your side Wacka? Maino, how old are you? And, and, why the Sears Portrait studio kiddie tat? Doesn’t a picture in your wallet suffice? WHAT.IS.THE.MEANING.OF THIS? You have made it clear from the neck tats that you have no plans to work outside the music industry, but can we just come up a little bit? Please? I know, I know, to these little young girls, this is sexy, but I just want to wipe you down, shave, then Febreze your asses! Brewchie Out…

To quote Morgan Freeman as Joe Clark: Katherine Jackson has thrown those bastards out!

TMZ reports Mama Jackson told Jermaine’s ex-wife Alejandra to take her 2 kids (with Randy) and her other 2 kids (with Jermaine… yes, mmm hmmm), pack her isht and GO!  Watching over 7 kids (remember, she has Michael’s kids too) is just too much for Miss Katherine to handle.

The Jermaine/Randy spawn won’t be homeless though.  Miss Jackson has a heart.  She’s moving them to a San Fernando Valley condo owned by the estate.

Word is Jaafar’s “let’s hit Blanket with the stun gun” incident was the last straw.

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Here’s the promo for the very long overdue Saturday Night Live hosting gig for Betty White.  She’ll take the reigns on May 8th, with Jay-Z as the musical guest.  If they do a sketch together, please call 911 for me cuz I’ll be dead.

Also on the special May 8th “Mother’s Day” show:  Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Molly Shannon, Maya Rudolph, Ana Gasteyer and Rachel Dratch.

BTW, if you missed Gabby Sidibe on last weekend’s show, here’s a look.  Overall, she was just… “ehhh,” but I was happy she got the gig.  I think the writers could have given her more to do.

Click here for more Sidibe clips.

Toni Braxton rocked this lacy catsuit with her new 1/2 mohawk recently.

Are you digging this? More importantly, would you rock it?

Snaps via Jemblog

’70s Blaxploitation film goddess Pam Grier’s new book has some interesting revelations. Among them: she had Richard Pryor to thank for a buildup of cocaine residue near her cervix! Yup. You can resume blinking now.

Grier’s new memoir, Foxy: My Life in Three Acts, details her relationship with the comedian and how Pryor must have used cocaine to keep his peen (ahem) “up” during sex.

Here’s an excerpt of a conversation Grier had with her doctor:

He said, “Pam, I want to tell you about an epidemic that’s prevalent in Beverly Hills right now. It’s a buildup of cocaine residue around the cervix and in the vagina. You have it. Are you doing drugs?”

“No,” I said, astonished.

“Well, it’s really dangerous,” he went on. “Is your partner putting cocaine on his penis to sustain his erection?”

“No,” I said, “not that I know of. It’s not like he has a pile of cocaine next to the bed and he dips his penis in it before we have sex.” I had a nauseating flash of one of Richard’s famous lines: Even my dick has a cocaine jones.

“Are you sure he isn’t doing it in the bathroom before he comes to bed?” the doctor asked.

“That’s a possibility,” I said. “You know, I am dating Richard Pryor.”

“Oh, my God,” he said. “We have a serious problem here. If he’s not putting it on his skin directly, then it’s worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid.”

Grier told the doctor her mouth did go numb sometimes when she “mic checked” the peen, which is an apparent link to the Novocaine-like effects of cocaine.

Bottom line: ladies, protect your lady-parts (and your mouth)!

Ewww.

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The Kannnng is back!

Is anyone else salivating in anticipation, waiting for this Nas and Damian Marley joint to drop? No? Okay, just me? I’m okay with that. Here’s “As We Enter.”

And just for pure sh*ts and giggles… here‘s Real Housewives of NYC “Countless” LuAnn’s new jam, “Money Can’t Buy You Class.” She’s trying to give Wiggy “Tardy For The Party” Kim a run for her money.  Click here to listen & download… and laugh!

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Dayum! 72-year-old Ernestine Shepherd has won several body building contest and teaches a fitness classes at her church. Watch her story, it’s truly motivating!



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