From the mind of Piper from the Brew | Posted in brew commentary, facebook, facebook commentary | Posted on 04-08-2010
Facebook, facebook,facebook, great tool isn’t it? It’s like the super quick, easy way to stay connected to your homies without having to actually reach out to each and every one of them individually, who the hell has time for that anyway right? But as much as we love Facebook , it can certainly be a tool of destruction when used as such. It’s what I like to call ‘facebook shade”. With facebook, the he said, she said gossip that used to wreck havoc on many a friendship is now out the door, now you can get your feelings all hurt up electronically, via the innawebs, and there’s no better way to shut a mofo down whether blatant or subliminal than via Facebook. As a person who reads emails with the senders tone in mind ( I can see eye rolling and neck snapping in emails, fa real! I really can!) , I pretty much consider myself an expert at deciphering innaweb shade.
Some ways to know you are not well liked in your cipher include but are not limited to the following:
You post pictures of your baby……… no one comments
You post pictures of your wedding……… no one comments
None of your high school friends will accept your friend requests, not even the girl who used to stick her finger in her booty and smell it afterward…….
You find out all your friends major life happenings via facebook pics from events that you sooooo never got invited to
These are just a few, I’m sure everyone has their own. If any of these have happened to you, it’s all good! They happen to all of us, Facebook shade is real people, protect ya neck!