payday loans instant deposit uc berkeley payday payday 2 es solo online payday the heist secret vault wiki payday 2 steam invite kansas city star payday payday 2 sniper enemy payday 30th anniversary edition rules united holdings payday loan payday 2 digital ps3 payday loans maysville ky payday 2 black border payday 2 wii u payday thermit payday overdrill ps3 payday 2 fast learner removed payday board game at target payday online earning direct lenders payday loans reviews new payday the heist masks payday on hamachi uberhaxornova payday 2 ep 3 penyebab kanker payday payday loans hereisthebestin online payday heist money bundles payday 2 how many stages payday loans 78410 payday 2 windows mouse payday loans in watertown ny payday 2 error joining friends game payday the heist whiteboard glitch md payday advance payday loan companies in houma la payday 2 krinkov submachine gun payday loans southend on sea seaside payday login wts payday 2 tactics payday 2 payday gocash payday 2 muito lento payday 2 april fools payday 2 1 fichier payday 2 license transfer payday the heist silahları easy no fuss payday loans payday loans in mira mesa ca payday 2 1 million payday advance loans without a checking account payday the heist walkthrough overkill payday loans no credit check in georgia payday loans collections tactics payday 2 saw and c4 dicas payday 2 pc no credit check payday loans online direct lender crack español payday the heist avondale payday loans payday loans guercmorteo faxless payday loans in wilsonville oregon payday express eugene or payday 2 how to aim saw payday saturday direct deposit lowest payday loan payday 2 level up quick payday loan with flexible payments payday heist intimidating kann man payday 2 über lan spielen payday loans online nj payday loans in coquitlam one click cash payday loans can i get a payday loan with metabank payday loan watertown ny payday loan cycle of debt payday loans in el sobrante ca payday loans good for credit rating payday loan alternative credit union payday loans in payments payday 2 health cheat engine payday 2 skill tree overview hotline miami payday 2 shaw payday masque achat payday loans google payday 2 prezzo xbox 360 instant payday network landing page texas car title and payday loans vidor tx payday loans payable over 3 months payday loans hawaii locations payday 2 how to open safes with c4 payday loans how to start a business usa payday loans laws payday 1 pc español fast payday loans tqeovertoz payday loans like quickquid can you get payday loans in north carolina backup payday 2 saves payday 2 bilderrahmen alleine cuenta en el extranjero payday 2 payday loans that dont check credit payday 2 fuel can payday 2 pirate mod guia misiones payday 2 cash cow now payday payday loans starter checks payday pedro.co.uk payday 2 big oil plane keys location quick online payday loans tqeovertoz payday 2 on xbox market payday loans in cedar falls iowa payday loans 24/7 no fees debt advice payday loans payday 2 weapon compare coolest masks payday 2 do you need a job to get a payday loan payday loans open sunday payday loans penguin descargar demo payday 2 xbox payday lending customer charter payday lenders that have ceased trading payday 2 where to find c4 new york and payday loans payday 2 crack mp huntington bank payday loans compare payday loans moneysupermarket payday loans in gilbert az how to get multiplayer on payday 2 xbox pnc bank payday loan what is the best skill tree in payday 2 payday loans harrison ohio payday 2 totalbiscuit payday 2 level faster payday advance roseville ca online payday loan no credit instant payday loans for unemployed students payday loans tqeovertoz no credit check payday 2 walkthrough co op payday loan stores in san antonio direct payday lenders ohio payday 2 bag dupe payday 2 money reset best way get out payday loans payday 2 how long do assaults last austrian payday loans payday the heist are those blue ones payday 2 mosconi 12g shotgun payday 2 weird mouse payday 2 ppr payday 2 coop tutorial payday loan myths national payday loan wage assignment payday loan minnesota payday loans in sterling il payday 2 wiki gage courier payday 2 dlc for pc crack update payday 2 payday loans hopewell virginia payday 2 gold weapons payday the heist todas las armas payday what is love payday loans wpg payday loans in bethlehem pa can you get multiple payday loans fast and easy payday loans online payday advance loan requirements esa christmas paydays ecm jammer feedback payday 2 payday the heist präsidenten masken can you play payday the heist alone payday 2 mission crash payday 2 armored car dlc payday loan 99 approval ghost skill build payday 2 payday heist crack 64 bits payday 2 tactical aluminum body ez payday loans greeley payday 2 health bars characters payday the heist eagle premier payday loans payday 2 letöltés ingyen cheap payday loans toronto payday the heist error creating game payday loan in vancouver wa payday 2 reddit goonmod payday heist crack indir payday 2 hoxton payday 2 pc truco dinero payday 2 the diamond circuit box locations ace payday loans okc payday 2 mission tips payday 2 firestarter destroy guns payday loans castleford payday 2 achievements guessing game ghost on payday 2 passive paydays review my secure payday payday 2 intel fix payday counterfeit full stealth pennsylvania payday loan bill payday loans in green bay wisconsin list uk payday loan lenders quick online payday loans howdotofound payday the heist diamond heist stealth payday 2 solo ecm rush payday 2 bulldozer bobblehead wymagania do gry payday 2 payday loan in inglewood 1000 payday loans online payday 2 how to create mods payday 2 only 2 body bags 5 day payday loan payday loan conroe texas payday loans in las vegas with no checking account payday 2 carrying bodies payday the heist zip payday 2 working multiplayer payday loans 70560 online lender for payday loans payday loan no paperwork payday 2 1.01 patch notes payday the heist soundtrack menu payday 2 360 ebay consequences for not paying back payday loans payday loans in billings mt payday 2 ventas payday loan enid ok payday 2 skills tips payday the heist nvidia physx mastermind payday 2 skill build payday 2 pc achievements payday 2 dance easter egg payday rubius payday loan lenders no upfront fees payday 2 saw missions save do payday 2 chomikuj what can you do with the offshore money in payday 2 payday 2 needs trading payday loan florence sc are online payday loans illegal in kentucky payday 1 izle cardinal management payday loans what are the interest rates for payday loans are payday candy bars vegan como jugar payday 2 multijugador local online payday loans in wisconsin payday advance clovis ca how to make a new mask in payday 2 cash 2u payday loan payday loan companies in europe payday loans in lehigh valley payday uk con payday loans longmont co payday loans carbonear payday the heist xbox 360 review payday advance billings mt descargar e instalar payday 2 repack victorval payday 2 best concealment sniper payday loans uk lenders not brokers payday 2 pc fiyat having problem repaying payday loans payday 1 oder 2 payday loans kingsburg ca oft on payday loans payday loan companies in eunice la tweak payday the heist gameplay payday 2 online payday 2 astuce masque best payday cash advance lenders payday payentry hotline miami payday 2 map payday loans uk for bad credit payday 2 crack dosyası illegal online payday loans in california legal payday loans in ny tangerine payday loan payday loan online missouri payday advance bellflower ca payday loan law in washington state payday 2 edicion payday 2 best mission for cash internet payday system useradmin payday 2 transport train payday advance in dearborn mi texas car title and payday loans longview tx eagle heavy rifle payday 2 wiki online payday loan laws in missouri payday 2 trainer not work payday loans poplarville ms payday advances nz nhs scotland payday payday 2 big oil payout payday 2 cheater title payday loans near 78217 payday loans with no debit card purple payday loans reviews how to play multiplayer payday 2 xbox payday loans reported credit bureau payday the heist no mercy for ps3 350 payday loan steam trade payday 2 payday 2 hd trailer best weapon setup payday 2 payday express careers payday 2 cheat engine full version payday 2 sensor mode mines how much does payday 2 cost for xbox 360 payday loans angola indiana payday 2 hoxhud anti cheat spartanburg sc payday loans payday 2 planque rempli payday loan in india 3500 payday loans direct payday lenders in texas payday 2 hd background integrity payday loan reviews overkill games payday 2 california licensed payday lenders payday loans pay instalments payday 2 hacks for xbox payday loans baownbeuv no credit check online payday loans quick payday loans not paid in texas payday loans online albuquerque new payday loan provider compare payday loans no brokers when is payday 2 dlc out same day payday loan no brokers payday advance loans roland ok recensione spaziogames payday 2 statute of limitations for payday loans payday loan lenders in va payday loans pay back over a year payday 2 the heist ps3 payday advance riverside california payday 2 minigun silencer payday loan vivus magnum advance payday loan seananners payday the heist cheque center payday loans payday 2 heavy fbi payday loans in roland oklahoma how to unlock upgrades in payday the heist payday loan oahu moneytree payday loan requirements payday web series episode 2 vostfr payday loans near ashland va payday 2 how to get twister mask royalgamers fix payday 2 pew charitable trusts payday loan my weekly payday review payday 2 buy a contract payday 2 xbox waiting for game to respond payday no mercy left 4 dead national payday alliance phone number payday the heist myegy fast free payday loans payday loan debt consolidation in ohio payday 2 hoxton costume payday 2 trainer v0.0.22 payday gefälscht ohne alarm payday loan jobs london payday loan collectors payday 2 quickest way to level up trucchi payday 2 ps3 costa rica payday loan laws direct payday lenders online payday express azusa payday 2 télécharger gratuitement pounds till payday uk address top 10 payday loans no credit check the best payday loans in uk payday fast level up payday pc uptobox payday loans lexington ky payday 2 dlc ps3 date payday overscan online payday loans instant approval canada payday 2 new sights payday partner in crime fast same day payday loans online payday loans website for sale payday 2 voksi payday advance open late payday the heist online fix payday loans that does not require a bank account payday 2 ps3 release date canada payday 2 no aparecen severs sunday payday loan lenders payday loans niagara falls ny payday loans in arkansas new 12 month payday loan payday loan boutte la payday loan in san bernardino payday loans dollars direct payday loans sparta tn payday lender only uk apply payday loan over phone silent thermal drill payday 2 payday 2 game key payday loan in 15 minutes uk ou sont les sauvegarde payday 2 payday 2 license transfer payday loans in bank in 1 hour online payday loans delaware payday 2 lan fix flt version rar password payday 2 multiplayer modes payday 2 accessoires arme payday 2 how to get in helicopter payday 2 stealth bank heist guide descargar payday 2 gamestorrent payday 2 most offshore money payday advance woodland ca payday 2 way too hard payday loans restrictions freeze payday 2 payday 2 silencer update payday loans 47374 payday the heist mercy hospital release date awtc payday loan can automated paydays be trusted payday physxloader missing payday 2 crack full felony charges for not paying payday loan payday loans fast bad credit payday the heist names payday loans in bangalore payday rhymes payday loan store mississippi payday 2 xbox cex payday loans nepean payday express email address payday loans on bissonnet infamous items payday 2 payday 2 intimidation limit payday mega mask payday loans andrews tx quick online payday loans guercmorteo real payday loan lenders bad credit payday 2 goty prophet weapons used in payday 2 payday loans no docs modding payday 2 payday 2 ps plus date personal payday loans online durbin payday lending bill illinois payday loan legislation payday loans debt payday 2 best assault rifle build is payday 2 split screen for ps3 payday 2 walkthrough for ps3 payday loans north oak trafficway payday express free phone cara main payday 2 online payday loans tqeovertoz no credit check payday loans online low rates payday 2 bölüm geçme hilesi b4 payday quid market payday loans does arkansas have payday loans payday loans in snohomish wa ge capital bank payday loans texas car title and payday loan in irving are internet payday loans legal in arizona waltermart payday sale minecraft payday maske payday the heist easy difficulty payday uk discounts payday advance st catharines payday 2 paintings mission payday 2 best melee weapon payday 2 creature easter egg payday 2 nuestro primer banco payday loans 78154 payday 2 ost full force forward aaca payday loan payday 2 dlc bundle can they garnish my wages for a payday loan facts about payday 2 payday loans buda african bank payday loans como passar a primeira fase do payday 2 no credit check for payday loans payday loan improve credit score instant payday network capture page payday future dlc payday loans with bad credit direct lenders cash till payday lenders no credit check steam appid txt payday 2 payday undercover ost payday 2 hoxhud update payday loans baownbeuv direct lender payday 2 murobbs what are payday loan stores and check cashing outlets payday loans sunnyvale 5783 psi payday payday 2 dr miserable achievement payday loans in fallon nevada payday loans helena montana payday 2 prezzo xbox payday loans to debit cards payday loans littleton colorado payday loans near clarksville tn payday loans 77023 Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss

Brew Bits: Jilly from Philly

0

Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-29-2015

jill_scott_int_caro_page-bg_32224

There is a secret list of black folk you cannot talk slick about for fear of sounding like Don Lemon. This list is on some dead sea scroll somewhere and is passed around at various negro social settings. I don’t know its entire contents but I do know that Patti LaBelle, Super-sized Luther, President Obama, White Jesus and Jill Scott are on it. Now before ya’ll come after me for breaking bad, let me just say I love Jill but right now I wish she would just stick to writing dope songs and nix the social commentary on Bill Cosby. Jill appeared on The Breakfast Club to promote her new album and explain why she can no longer support Pilly Billy! She said the comedian was like a hometown father, so she didn’t want to initially jump on the bandwagon with his accusers and tear down his legacy. Now she feels differently. She brought up previous accusations against Michael Jackson, Allen “Practice” Iverson and Kevin Clash (the dude who had his hand up Elmo’s ass for decades). She then added that ALL men have “proclivities” and THIS my friends is where she lost me.

Peep it at 10:17:

pro·cliv·i·ty

prōˈklivədē,prəˈklivədē/
noun
plural noun: proclivities
  1. a tendency to choose or do something regularly; an inclination or predisposition toward a particular thing.

I’m no wordsmith, but I’m not sure “proclivities” equates to drugging and raping women. Proclivities to me is liking freckles or cute feet. Sigh… relax Jill and just take a long walk! <—- see what I did there? What say you, Brewchies?

 

 

Share

The Illest sh*t they never wrote…?

0

Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-28-2015

1398901231_amen_meek_mill_drake_18<–fitting pose

Sigh….my auntie status is being tested today with these urban Backyardians shouting “ghostwriter” from the rooftops of their rented penthouses. Last week Meek Mill claimed Drake has a ghostwriter and even though I love my non-threatening half negro from the North, I was not clutching my pearls at that revelation. Drake responded, so did the alleged ghostwriter and the rest is negroidian history… for now. Fast forward a week and now David Banner wants his coins from Lil Wayne! I mean, I guess? I grew up with Hip Hop. I’m even a bit snobby about it. I know that having a ghostwriter is the ultimate rappin’ faux pas, the worst thing you could accuse your rhyme foe of doing, but really? These dudes do not possess the prolific word skills of ANYONE’s “Top Five”. Meek and Drake are not capable for ether-ing each other and while it’s a bougie black person’s right of passage to pump Drake at all times, Lil Wayne’s raps kill braincells and gets you pregnant AT.THE.SAME.DAMN.TIME. So what are we really taumbout here?

Share

Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Comments Off on Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 07-20-2015

Generation_OneWe’re all looking to keep some extra coins in our pockets, right? We all need money for something. Whether it’s a necessity or a splurge, sometimes saving up for what you want can be tough, especially if you don’t come from a culture of savers. I had the chance to recently check out a new film that aims to reverse that trend. Generation One: The Search for Black Wealth is the latest documentary by Lamar and Ronnie Tyler, creators of the Black and Married with Kids website. The film tackles a subject many of us often find taboo to talk about in public: MONEY! Specifically, Generation One outlines practical steps that Black people need to take to ditch a consumer’s mindset and build a wealth legacy for future generations. That wealth legacy exists in other cultures and the lack of it is what forces many of us to have to start a Go Fund Me for funeral expenses or to go into deep debt to attend college.

This film breaks it all the way down, with notable quotables from the likes for Dr. Julianne Malveaux, Dr. Boyce Watkins, and radio host David Anderson who really steals the show with his in your face delivery. Take a look:

The Tylers have been on a mini-tour, screening the film in major cities this month. If you missed it, you can grab your copy here.

Want more Witches’ Brew?
Google+

Share

Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Comments Off on Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted on 07-07-2015

0c2046ee32514a644da108986b3249ca

I nominate him for Knighthood… we don’t do that here in the US do we? Well we should start!

Channing Tatum is a GOTDAMN NATIONAL TREASURE!

As a currently slightly discouraged American… this world has been a little rough on us humans who believe in decency and kindness, lately.

This past weekend, though… I believe I have found the person that can bring together all the fighting factions: the Dolezal and her ancestors… the Mexicans and the Trump (nah eff Trump, drop him off in a hole somewhere.)

White Hayzeus in a thong hath brought us “Magic Mike XXL” and it is GOOD!  NO seriously, IT IS!  The makers of this here sequel listened to the randy masses. They got rid of that pesky plot crap full of seedy existential angst (“if the stripper p-pops alone, does his thong make a sound?”)  from the first movie and replaced it with  silliness, grinding (cause that’s what you’re paying for) and the dance!

So much dance and lifting and tossing about! Oh and bromance, because these are strippers with hearts of gotdamn gold!

They got rid of Matthew McConaughey who’s hot is still on layaway from his Oscar win. Jada Pinkett Smith joins the cast as his replacement, and dammit– I kinda love her. (Fish Mooney has been killing her acting lately!)

OK fine, you don’t trust me at my word and need some more info?  Basically Channing Tatum aka Mike the Whittler of Ugly Furniture, who hails from the Magic Village of Spray Tan… rolls with his boisterous crew to a “stripper convention”. Hijinx ensue. Yep, that is the plot.  Look, they know their audience.

They know I am a tired working woman, and don’t necessarily want to think deep ass thoughts all the time. I wanna see some asses wiggling…dip it low and pick it up slow, fellas! Nah, seriously there’s a whole thing about owning your sexuality and there is total body positivity and all that jazz, there is ZERO making fun of women in this movie…yadda yadda yadda…        Hey, Joe Manganiello.

stephen-twitch-boss-magic-mike-xxl

Stephen “Twitch” Boss

I mean they didn’t even bother to give the Stripper Convention a catchy name. They know what you’re here for, you know what you’re here for. Let’s not pretend.  But wait there’s more, along the way they meet up with some Chocolaty DELICOUS grindy fellas for a grinderful time. Seriously, it’s a Brother Abpolooza.  Just 30 minutes of Magic Mike are what Chocolate City tried to be.

 

Might I interest you in a 7 piece suit, sir?

I mean I guess…

The irony is, I LOATHE male strippers in real life. But if the slimy guy from my cousin’s bachelorette party looked like ANY of the fellas in this fine film, I’d stay stocked in dolla bills… ok maybe not Donald Glover. Seriously, I love Childish Gambino as much as anyone who’s your Auntie’s age, but still likes to know what the kids are listening too. But I’mma need that nerd to put his chest up.

So treat your Big auntie and yaself. It’s a good time! FOR REAL!

 


Share

Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Comments Off on Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 06-30-2015

Iggy_Azalea_Britney_Spears

Britney Spears is not here for Iggy Azalea’s shenanigans. Miss “Toxic” tossed a glittery bag full of shade at the Aussie rapper after Iggy not-so-subtly accused the singer (insert finger quotes) of not doing enough to promote their duet, “Pretty Girls.”

In a Twitter back and forth with her fans (do I need more finger quotes here?), the rapper (insert another set of finger quotes) said there wasn’t enough of a push for the song.


Iggy_Azalea_tweet

Taste The Brew for more

Share