payday loan harrisburg 50 pound payday loans fast guards surrender payday 2 ohio direct payday loan lenders hello payday review payday 2 faster picking consolidate payday loans get out debt payday the heist ingilizce yama hidden payday lenders payday loans for unemployment payday the heist trainer 1.12 payday loans 43224 payday advance sc how to get rid of mouse lag in payday 2 payday 2 pc trainer payday locations payday heist controller support payday loans 33613 glitches on payday 2 project payday india payday the heist beste klasse payday loans diberville ms lucky payday advance payday 2 payday loan singapore what is interest on payday loans is payday 2 fun by yourself payday 2 101 payday 2 mallcrasher overkill payday the heist extremezone payday 2 letöltés ingyen payday 2 cant join server payday crimewave edition pre order can payday loan company sue you payday loans in arizona illegal payday loan can pay back monthly payday board games rules payday 2 region locked how long do you have to pay a payday loan back payday loans ocean springs ms cheetah payday loans payday loan in tallahassee fl payday 2 break out hoxton can not pay back payday loan payday 2 does not load payday 2 how to change your name online payday loans in arizona payday the heist pause game payday 2 experience glitch payday 2 geld cheat engine payday 2 controllers payday the heist requirements payday chattanooga tn payday loans online savings account only get payday loan direct lender payday fugitive mastermind build payday loan in olathe ks easy skill points payday 2 payday 2 flt installation payday pobierz prix dlc payday 2 100 percent online payday loans payday loan law in nc when does dlc for payday 2 come out payday 2 elkjøp payday loans in lombard il payday loans st cloud mn payday 2 dominator team fast payday loans 1 hour top ten payday loans payday 2 respec glitch retail payday express plus parker brothers payday game rules legit payday loans low fee direct payday lenders payday 2 cable guy worth it payday loans in toronto no credit check payday lenders unemployed get approved online payday loan payday loan email marketing payday loan agreement sample payday 2 buying masks play payday 2 on lan payday loans lender list instant payday lenders not brokers problem paying back payday loans blocking payday lenders walmart payday loan payday the heist how do you get upgrades payday loans bad idea payday 2 loadouts payday loans 23455 payday 2 best primary weapon ghost authorized payday payday loans camden ar payday 2 unlimited body bags steam payday 2 price no broker fee payday loans payday 2 big oil guia how to get more skill points payday 2 micromania reprise payday 2 most reputable payday loan companies payday loans near catonsville md payday loans way out mascara payday comprar big oil keycard payday 2 payday loans no credit check required big bank payday 2 wiki payday 2 how to open atm with ecm payday 2 hoxton begins mask alternatives for payday loans payday 2 modding program payday loans baownbeuv direct lender payday ace review payday 2 wipe loans for bad credit online not payday loans payday loans in west virginia payday 2 disconnecting from host payday loan depot reviews is payday 2 player split screen payday loan burnsville mn fast payday loans guercmorteo payday 2 wallpaper 1366x768 payday loans howdotofound online payday 2 xbox steam forum payday loan paper check failed to create game payday the heist payday advance in chattanooga tn online payday loans laws in texas i need a payday loan fast payday 2 personalizzazione covo payday the heist ign prime pounds today payday payday multiplayer na piracie how can you get a payday loan without a bank account payday loan lenders in south africa payday loans in tremonton utah payday programme how many payday lenders are there in the uk fecha de lanzamiento de payday 2 payday loans criticism payday loans on long island 100 online payday loans no phone calls payday loans online uk direct lenders payday 2 john wick keanu reeves how to fix payday 2 steam must be running payday loans tqeovertoz bad credit payday 2 crash end mission payday board game wikipedia military retired pay paydays payday monster review ohio laws on payday lending cheap payday advance online payday 2 class calculator payday 2 buckshot payday loans in sturgis sd payday loans in belton tx como jogar payday pelo tunngle payday 2 teleport payday 2 bain safe house payday loans beechmont payday loan 100 percent approval payday 2 how to use skill points payday companies uk payday 2 delete patch is there a campaign mode in payday 2 insta credit payday loans mastermind payday 2 wiki payday loan jasper al payday 2 split screen xbox 360 payday 2 xbox 360 bewertung why do i keep getting denied payday loans direct payday lenders for unemployed payday 2 how to get all attachments payday loan niche payday 3 film payday loan zip 19 raf payday payday advance loans monroe nc payday 2 official community steam group payday loan illegal in georgia payday freecell pogo games will meowth ever learn payday payday the heist razor1911 payday loan waco tx crack para payday pc payday 2 pc costo payday loans irresponsible lending fast one hour payday loans payday loans enumclaw wa payday 2 random fps drops parche para payday 2 payday modo lan payday loans with same day funding payday 2 ever get masks mod payday 2 save payday 2 para celular payday 2 trainer not work steam community payday 2 payday loans windsor mo payday loans students uk state of new mexico payday calendar payday the heist slaughterhouse glitch payday now loans aurora co walmart payday 2 need a payday loan online payday 2 angled sight payday loans monthly payment payday advance sioux falls east bank payday loan john lamidey payday lending jouer a payday 2 cracké en ligne cheque centre payday loan online payday loan broadview il payday ile zajmuje payday loans in logan payday loan in springfield il payday 2 game cheats ps3 what is the interest on payday loans safe payday loans reviews payday loan settlement reviews payday loans in portage wi payday 2 lvl 50 build payday loan kearney ne payday new maps texas payday lending payday express loan extension bounce ltd payday loan payday advance north york hacks for payday 2 demo payday loans that deal with metabank cartella salvataggi payday 2 payday loan alternatives credit unions payday 2 rats how to cook payday loan up to 10 000 payday loan mate payday 2 chains mask for sale next navy payday payday 2 sniper map how much is payday 2 on psn payday advance vista california payday loans in new minas ns ontarget payday reviews payday lending rhode island payday loans mansfield texas payday heist ps3 gamefaqs payday the heist starbreeze how to get out of payday loan debt fast payday release date ps3 jouer seul payday 2 bipper payday 2 payday 2 online victorval 1 hour payday loan payday loans and scra payday 2 counter strike map payday the heist black border cash central payday loan reviews nba 2k13 next payday bug payday 2 easy money xp us postal service payday loans payday loans ace cash real online payday payday 2 arme coup par coup steam payday the heist forums atlanta cash advance payday loans payday the heist success payday 2 baixaki jogos calculator payday loan red wallet payday loans payday express deposit times awesome masks payday 2 payday in advance online payday ball payday advance loan san diego payday 2 how to get masks xbox payday 2 rats experience payday loan now address payday loans no credit check forum payday 2 ai lua northwest payday loans payday 2 how to mute bain payday 2 how to become infamous payday loan toronto bad credit payday 2 carbon payday 2 armored transport script erase payday loans tennessee payday notice payday loans in senatobia ms cheapest online payday loans independent payday lenders bad credit payday loans could be considered dandy cash payday loan payday loans online with no checking account payday loans in wake forest nc payday law michigan accountnow payday loan payday loans 95820 payday loans tv advert what happens when you do not pay back payday loans trucos para el payday payday loans hereisthebestin bad credit payday loans that accepts saving accounts payday heist 2 weapons impossible de créer partie payday 2 payday loans monroe mi payday 2 blue filter payday 2 electric center glitch payday 2 xbox bans payday the heist extra masks acheter payday 2 en ligne payday loan norcross ga payday loan debt payoff payday 2 disk meşgul payday loans online no faxes payday 2 trainer update 6 reasonable payday loans nacha payday loans easiest payday loan to get with bad credit ufc 158 payday payday loans login uk payday loans tqeovertoz faxless payday 2 ammunition specialist aced payday 2 how to open doors payday loans in bellflower small payday loans cash payday lender not licensed in my state payday 2 level 100 heist payday 2 offline spielen 200 payday loan with bad credit payday loans baownbeuv no teletrack payday 2 four stores stealth guide payday 2 best game ever how to apply for payday loan online high interest payday loan lenders payday loans 90042 payday loans tqeovertoz no credit check payday loans stores toronto payday dlc 3 payday 2 dizi payday steam summer sale payday loans software free where can i get a quick payday loan quick payday loans with bad credit payday 2 bank secret payday 2 how many guards payday 2 walkthrough german direct payday lenders not brokers no credit check where can i get a loan till payday payday 2 1920x1080 problem payday 2 most fun class payday advance in cookeville tn avis payday 2 xbox payday loan pros and cons payday loan 77449 payday 2 trainer v12 payday loan canton oh payday loan shops in oldham payday loan ferratum payday 2 shipping date payday loans south san francisco how to play ghost payday 2 payday 2 wiki hoxton revenge payday loans online no credit check australia white plains payday loan payday loans that pay out on sundays payday loans in 60628 payday 2 best ghost class payday loans forest lake mn flexible payday loans direct lenders payday loans listings 24/7 payday loan direct lender payday loan places in winston salem payday loans online prepaid debit card payday loans blue springs payday 2 dodge payday loans in san diego payday 2 overkill mask dlc payday loans auckland payday advance in columbia tn payday 2 xbox 360 bewertung what does offshore bank account do in payday 2 peachy payday loans reviews ace payday loans medford oregon online payday loans tqeovertoz payday loans direct lender in california payday for service credit union payday 2 rats day 3 defuse c4 legit online payday loans no credit check update payday the heist pc how to unlock stuff in payday the heist can you roll in payday the heist can you buy payday 2 on marketplace payday loans minnesota payday 2 mouse lag sorunu 360 controller payday 2 payday 2 breaking bad mod payday loans anniston alabama payday the heist easiest heist payday 2 best missions for xp how does project payday work ace payday payday 1 requisiti minimi payday 2 editing mask payday 2 hackers payday lenders in pennsylvania payday 2 es sandbox avantis payday loan payday 2 solo se puede jugar online payday 2 armoured transport review fast payday loans hillsborough ave payday 2 fenster öffnen victoria payday loans direct payday loans no fees fast instant payday loans south africa payday 2 german community payday 2 réinitialiser arbre payday 2 key giveaway stop my payday loan payday 2 gun mod hack morrisons payday bonus march payday 2 framing the frame payday the heist not subscribed do not own the game payday express payment number payday loans per day payday loans on lamar in memphis tn payday loans sc payday 2 secret revealed hoxton mask payday 2 fast payday loans daytona beach fl cash cow payday loans online payday 2 bomb forest no explosives payday 2 dvd cover impact cash payday loan payday loans ruling payday 2 stealth tricks payday advance hollywood florida payday loans dolton il payday 2 best enforcer spec payday 2 configurações payday wiki armored transport personal payday loans with bad credit laws regarding payday loan payday 2 god mode instant transfer payday loans payday hard game instant payday network marketing system payday loan store 60615 payday loans that service pa payday loan richmond virginia best payday loans in az payday loans in urbandale iowa official community payday 2 payday 81 payday loan list management payday advance pico blvd nombre de masque payday 2 online payday loans hereisthebestin payday loans mem capital ps3 payday 2 room filled payday 2 descargar gratis español payday 1 supercomprimido payday 2 coop same console payday the heist cheat engine money payday 2 beta how to get the saw trofeos payday laps3 job description of a payday loan processor payday 2 delayed shipment military payday loans lawton ok payday loans howdotofound faxless payday the heist christmas mask jouer en ligne payday the heist payday sind das die blauen payday the heist god mode pc payday loans 60615 payday the heist save ps3 payday loan tucson payday the heist lan version direct payday loans in uk payday 2 manette xbox pc payday loan what is low rate online payday loans compétences payday 2 payday 2 interactive skill tree overkill payday patch planque payday 2 emerald marketing llc payday loan payday anyday scarborough loans b4 payday payday 2 resenha payday 2 update 2 skidrow payday 2 updates too much payday loan stores in hamilton payday shuffle juniper payday geht payday zu zweit payday loan store lombard go bank payday 2 walkthrough payday 2 full infamy tree payday loans mcdonough ga payday bank secret Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss

Brew Bits: Jilly from Philly


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-29-2015


There is a secret list of black folk you cannot talk slick about for fear of sounding like Don Lemon. This list is on some dead sea scroll somewhere and is passed around at various negro social settings. I don’t know its entire contents but I do know that Patti LaBelle, Super-sized Luther, President Obama, White Jesus and Jill Scott are on it. Now before ya’ll come after me for breaking bad, let me just say I love Jill but right now I wish she would just stick to writing dope songs and nix the social commentary on Bill Cosby. Jill appeared on The Breakfast Club to promote her new album and explain why she can no longer support Pilly Billy! She said the comedian was like a hometown father, so she didn’t want to initially jump on the bandwagon with his accusers and tear down his legacy. Now she feels differently. She brought up previous accusations against Michael Jackson, Allen “Practice” Iverson and Kevin Clash (the dude who had his hand up Elmo’s ass for decades). She then added that ALL men have “proclivities” and THIS my friends is where she lost me.

Peep it at 10:17:


plural noun: proclivities
  1. a tendency to choose or do something regularly; an inclination or predisposition toward a particular thing.

I’m no wordsmith, but I’m not sure “proclivities” equates to drugging and raping women. Proclivities to me is liking freckles or cute feet. Sigh… relax Jill and just take a long walk! <—- see what I did there? What say you, Brewchies?




The Illest sh*t they never wrote…?


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-28-2015

1398901231_amen_meek_mill_drake_18<–fitting pose

Sigh….my auntie status is being tested today with these urban Backyardians shouting “ghostwriter” from the rooftops of their rented penthouses. Last week Meek Mill claimed Drake has a ghostwriter and even though I love my non-threatening half negro from the North, I was not clutching my pearls at that revelation. Drake responded, so did the alleged ghostwriter and the rest is negroidian history… for now. Fast forward a week and now David Banner wants his coins from Lil Wayne! I mean, I guess? I grew up with Hip Hop. I’m even a bit snobby about it. I know that having a ghostwriter is the ultimate rappin’ faux pas, the worst thing you could accuse your rhyme foe of doing, but really? These dudes do not possess the prolific word skills of ANYONE’s “Top Five”. Meek and Drake are not capable for ether-ing each other and while it’s a bougie black person’s right of passage to pump Drake at all times, Lil Wayne’s raps kill braincells and gets you pregnant AT.THE.SAME.DAMN.TIME. So what are we really taumbout here?


Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Comments Off on Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 07-20-2015

Generation_OneWe’re all looking to keep some extra coins in our pockets, right? We all need money for something. Whether it’s a necessity or a splurge, sometimes saving up for what you want can be tough, especially if you don’t come from a culture of savers. I had the chance to recently check out a new film that aims to reverse that trend. Generation One: The Search for Black Wealth is the latest documentary by Lamar and Ronnie Tyler, creators of the Black and Married with Kids website. The film tackles a subject many of us often find taboo to talk about in public: MONEY! Specifically, Generation One outlines practical steps that Black people need to take to ditch a consumer’s mindset and build a wealth legacy for future generations. That wealth legacy exists in other cultures and the lack of it is what forces many of us to have to start a Go Fund Me for funeral expenses or to go into deep debt to attend college.

This film breaks it all the way down, with notable quotables from the likes for Dr. Julianne Malveaux, Dr. Boyce Watkins, and radio host David Anderson who really steals the show with his in your face delivery. Take a look:

The Tylers have been on a mini-tour, screening the film in major cities this month. If you missed it, you can grab your copy here.

Want more Witches’ Brew?


Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Comments Off on Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted on 07-07-2015


I nominate him for Knighthood… we don’t do that here in the US do we? Well we should start!


As a currently slightly discouraged American… this world has been a little rough on us humans who believe in decency and kindness, lately.

This past weekend, though… I believe I have found the person that can bring together all the fighting factions: the Dolezal and her ancestors… the Mexicans and the Trump (nah eff Trump, drop him off in a hole somewhere.)

White Hayzeus in a thong hath brought us “Magic Mike XXL” and it is GOOD!  NO seriously, IT IS!  The makers of this here sequel listened to the randy masses. They got rid of that pesky plot crap full of seedy existential angst (“if the stripper p-pops alone, does his thong make a sound?”)  from the first movie and replaced it with  silliness, grinding (cause that’s what you’re paying for) and the dance!

So much dance and lifting and tossing about! Oh and bromance, because these are strippers with hearts of gotdamn gold!

They got rid of Matthew McConaughey who’s hot is still on layaway from his Oscar win. Jada Pinkett Smith joins the cast as his replacement, and dammit– I kinda love her. (Fish Mooney has been killing her acting lately!)

OK fine, you don’t trust me at my word and need some more info?  Basically Channing Tatum aka Mike the Whittler of Ugly Furniture, who hails from the Magic Village of Spray Tan… rolls with his boisterous crew to a “stripper convention”. Hijinx ensue. Yep, that is the plot.  Look, they know their audience.

They know I am a tired working woman, and don’t necessarily want to think deep ass thoughts all the time. I wanna see some asses wiggling…dip it low and pick it up slow, fellas! Nah, seriously there’s a whole thing about owning your sexuality and there is total body positivity and all that jazz, there is ZERO making fun of women in this movie…yadda yadda yadda…        Hey, Joe Manganiello.


Stephen “Twitch” Boss

I mean they didn’t even bother to give the Stripper Convention a catchy name. They know what you’re here for, you know what you’re here for. Let’s not pretend.  But wait there’s more, along the way they meet up with some Chocolaty DELICOUS grindy fellas for a grinderful time. Seriously, it’s a Brother Abpolooza.  Just 30 minutes of Magic Mike are what Chocolate City tried to be.


Might I interest you in a 7 piece suit, sir?

I mean I guess…

The irony is, I LOATHE male strippers in real life. But if the slimy guy from my cousin’s bachelorette party looked like ANY of the fellas in this fine film, I’d stay stocked in dolla bills… ok maybe not Donald Glover. Seriously, I love Childish Gambino as much as anyone who’s your Auntie’s age, but still likes to know what the kids are listening too. But I’mma need that nerd to put his chest up.

So treat your Big auntie and yaself. It’s a good time! FOR REAL!



Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Comments Off on Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 06-30-2015


Britney Spears is not here for Iggy Azalea’s shenanigans. Miss “Toxic” tossed a glittery bag full of shade at the Aussie rapper after Iggy not-so-subtly accused the singer (insert finger quotes) of not doing enough to promote their duet, “Pretty Girls.”

In a Twitter back and forth with her fans (do I need more finger quotes here?), the rapper (insert another set of finger quotes) said there wasn’t enough of a push for the song.


Taste The Brew for more