In between helping you figure out what to eat in five weeks that will have you looking like Frankie on the stroll, Chef Juan-Carlos Cruz was also trying to get a crew of homeless men to TAKE. HIS. WIFE. OUUUUUTTTT. Cruz wanted the men to stab his wife as she got into his car. The dumas extraordinaire reportedly gave the motley crew a box cutter, cell phone and gloves then showed them a picture of more cash that he would give them if they went through with it. He also showed the men a Sears portrait of wifey so they’d know which Desperate Housewives to snuff out. One of the homeless men got arrested for loitering and rolled that beautiful bean footage. Cruz is sitting in jail on $5 million dollars bail and he’s also sitting our the Brew’s Cornball Corner for his lack of creativity. Why didn’t he just cook up an arsenic pot pie? #just saying
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