Twitter is worse than a school yard bully. After John Legend was honored with BET’s Humanitarian Award last night, folks took to Twitter to clown his hairline. John realized he’d become a friggin trending topic over that zigzag hairline and hopped on his Twitter with a little rant:

Then he went all Staurt Smalley with this “I’m Good Enough, I’m Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me” tweet:

Then, he felt all bad about going off on tweetland:

Twitter, you’re da debbil!

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Awww, poor lil Fabolous (the man who has forever made me question whether I’m spelling “fabulous” correctly in the corporate world) got all up in his feelings on Twitter when he was left off the performance guest list for the “All I Do Is Win” remix at last night’s BET Awards.

Fab tweeted:

Maybe they had a policy against chipped teeth? Ok, I got nothin’…

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I’m still quite torn about this guy, but you have to admit, Chris Brown’s tribute to Michael Jackson was what the BET Awards needed… LAST YEAR.

If those tears are genuine, good for him.  Perhaps it was a cleansing moment or something.

Are you back on the Chris Brown bandwagon yet?  What’s your call?

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Twitter will hand you your nads in a paper bag if you’re not careful. Case in point: Soulja Boy. The “rapper” deleted his Twitter account after folks started a trending topic that poked fun at his limited rhyming style.

Once #ifsouljaboysarapper started trending, young Soulja got his knickers in a twist and yanked his account, even though he had more than 2 million followers.

Here are some of the tweets…

Word is all that negative feedback (and deleting his account) could cost him some serious change since he and Kim Kardashian are the highest-paid celebrity tweeters, making up to $10,000 per tweet!

Twitter – 1. Soulja Boy – supermanned.

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Break out those vuvu-whatevers because the Cushion Crew is ALL HERE! We Witches love Brewchies in ALL sizes but these boo kittens right here are just a little bit too much for me. I mean dancing around with gallons of cow’s milk at the corner convenience? Really?

I. Blame. Precious!

I admit it. I watch all the Housewives shows. Yes, my brain cells are dying… and I don’t care. I’ll read a book later and re-up.

Anyhoo… here’s the first look at Bravo’s new set of housewives… and it looks like they actually may be wives? Maybe?

*gets popcorn ready*

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Jennifer Hudson has remained silent about the toll the murders of her mother, brother and nephew took on her life and career. But, she’s ready to talk… she’s opening up to VH1’s Behind The Music this Monday.

The episode will focus on Hudson’s rise to fame after American Idol, her Oscar and Grammy wins and how motherhood has changed her. Behind The Music will also feature interviews with Hudson’s sister, Julia, Idol judge Randy Jackson, Queen Latifah, Whitney Houston (I’ll tune in to see that alone) and Clive Davis.

Oh, the sister’s hair…the sister’s hair…

Anyway, VH1′s Behind The Music airs Monday, June 28th at 10 pm (ET).

So, will you watch?

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You meet the PERFECT WOMAN…she is a vision. Perfect body, teeth, hair, face. You can’t believe you got this lucky. You have GOT to put a ring on it.  You guess you like her as a person too, whateves.  SHE’S FOCKING HOT!

She brings you home to meet the family for the first time….you notice photos on the mantle…hmm your Perfect woman never mentioned she had an ugly twin sister. Oh..no…that’s not her twin…that’s her? Damn.

 So, Dudes…what would you do if you met a woman…fell in love (or is it more  like lust?) and find out that her face and body were all constructed on the surgeon’s table? Do you feel duped, or just lucky you didn’t have to pay for it? Do you worry what your kids will look like? 

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PHLIP (CALL HIM PHLIP, GOTDAMMIT):  I would feel EXTRA duped, honestly. Some things are understandable, like hair and teeth — things you would expect to be fixed — but things like body enhancements and anything other is over the top to someone who likes his women natural and comfortable in their own skin.
I would worry about what else was being hidden from me and begin thinking about returning that ring. Yes, I would feel lucky to have not had to pay for it, but the looks of my potential kids would be the least of my worries.

SUpreme:  I may differ from a lot of guys on this, but I DETEST fakeness. Like, seriously – I don’t even like women who wear a lot of makeup, and a weave is an ABSOLUTE no-no for me. So a woman who has been on “Dr. 90210″ for the past 2 seasons isn’t someone I would make my girl or settle down with.

I tend to think I’m pretty good at telling who has had work done and who hasn’t. But in the case you mentioned…we’ve already been going out, I didn’t know and wound up falling IN LOVE…I’d probably stay with her. I mean, if everything else has been perfect, and you’re IN LOVE – for me, that means we really connected and have been together for quite a while. So though I’ve found out my woman is indeed the Bionic Woman, in the exact scenario presented, I’d stay because I don’t take being in love lightly. But we WOULD have a serious talk about why this wasn’t discussed during all the time we had been together.

As far as the kids go – if she truly looked Hordak pre-reconstruction, it’s all good – we can adopt! Works for white women in Hollywood – it can work for me too! Lmao!!

REV REAL:  Any wise-minded brother knows in this era of sexual ambiguity that you ALWAYS check for a junior high or high school photo. This verifies the woman’s a )gender b) past social status and c) relative corniness as an adolescent.

Then there are the other signs: does her skin look like brown Silly Putty in the moonlight? Does her face have an unusual Shrinky-Dink quality? Wouldn’t happen to someone who knows the game.

THE CASHER!:  So, what’s the problem again??? Man, I have pictures of myself that I would burn if Jesus was in the background. If she was to’up like you said she was, it wouldn’t even matter right now. That’s like looking at a newborn’s picture. Everyone always says,”awww, look at him/her. She’s/he’s so cute…” (family feud “X” sound) Wrong! Most newborns look like trolls. Schrunchy faced…nose looks like they been doin lines…Kobe Bryant sloped head…just…wrong. But as long as she looks good now, I ain’t sweatin it.

REGGIE DA’BLOGGER:  I wouldn’t necessarily be so concerned about how she used to look; despite the prospects for ugly children and all that.  What I would be concerned about is her mental state. It’s possible that she’s okay, but it’s also possible that she has some lingering issues as to why she got the surgery in the first place.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, all baggage isn’t carry on.  Maybe she’s well adjusted and after the surgery everything was all that.  But sometimes…..everything that glitters isn’t gold.
 
It could’ve been worse though. He could find out that she used to be a he; then of course, someone would have to die.

So peeps, what’s your call? Au Naturale or A Little Help from Dr. Rey?  Hell, does it even matter, if you don’t do the work on the inside?

That Ron Artest is a strange bird. But I like him. Here’s the Lakers champ (Ugh! Did I just type that?) on E!’s Chelsea Lately where they discussed getting in Chelsea’s pants and… punany… yeah. Go on and watch.

Um, did he really growl at his pants?

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Haven’t done one of these in a minute… Happy Thursday!

All these Real Housewives of New Jersey broads are broke – Jezebel

Swizz Beatz spends some QT with his sons (Sidebar: I just realized he’ll have 3 kids by 3 babymamas soon) – Mrs Grapevine

Kelly Rowland basically tells Mathew Knowles to shut his trap – Pop Culture Fix

Nas behind on his payments to Kelis? – Juicy Carter

Mary J. Blige, assed out! – Celebrity Bish

Kate Gosselin spends more money on her hair than you (and she still looks a mess) – cele | bitchy

Those Kardashians love athletes – Terez Owens

Should a black man be the next Peter Parker? – Clutch Magazine

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Friday marks one year since Michael Jackson’s death. To mark the sad anniversary, Katherine Jackson is giving an exclusive interview to NBC’s Dateline.

We rarely hear from the 80 year old matriarch of the Jackson fam, so she’s using the interview to get the word out that her son often feared for his life (among other things).

“He told me several times that he felt that people wanted him gone, wanted him dead. He would always say that. For him to say that, he must have known something. Some of the mean, vicious people didn’t want him around for some reason. They’re greedy.”

Katherine Jackson is now raising Michael’s three children. She’s also released a personal photo book of Michael’s life to correspond with the one year anniversary of his death (does anyone else think this family is doing a bit too much capitalizing off the death? No? Ok, maybe it’s just me…).

Dateline’s “Michael Jackson: A Mother’s Story” airs Friday (tomorrow) on NBC at 9 pm (ET).

Will you watch?

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