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Brew Bits: Snooked

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 31-08-2010

So, let’s say you are an inexplicable Reality TV hit. You are the color and size of a circus peanut and a little less mentally and socially  functional than say … ‘Corky’  and for some reason you earn more than a school teacher.  You are one lucky Batch! That said, there are some vipers out there, and when you meet a guy you should probably use extreme caution. Especially, if he is proposing after two weeks. Especially if he is proposing after 2 weeks all greased up. Especially if he is proposing after  2 weeks all greased up on the cover of a ‘magazine’.

 RUN Schnickers, this guy aint right! No, I’m sorry.. this guy is CRAZY AS SHITE!

 

'OUT' THERE: Jeff Miranda proposed on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine

The pint-sized “Jersey Shore” star’s boyfriend of at least two weeks, Jeff Miranda, is using the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine to ask for her hand in marriage.

For the magazine’s Sept. 10 issue cover shoot, a shirtless Miranda — wearing the bottom half of a Desert Camouflage Uniform, a nod to his Iraq war veteran status — got down on one knee, posing next to a headline that reads: “Jeff Miranda has a question for Snooki. Will you marry me?”

“I love her and want to be with her,” Miranda told Steppin’ Out about the unconventional proposal. “Once she deals with the shock, I think [she'll] say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she’ll say yes.” (BREW COMMENTARY: “OR I’LL BREAK HER EFFIN’ LEGS!!”)

Sources told Radar that Miranda’s “whole Guido thing is something totally new. He’s become a gym rat and hooked-up with Snooki to get popularity and fame.”

It’s an accusation that Miranda, of Millstone, New Jersey, refuted in Steppin’ Out. “People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bulls- – -,” he said. (Meanwhile, it’s been reported that he removed his “Jersey Shore” audition reel from the Web yesterday morning.)

When Miranda initially hooked up with Snooki — Nicole Polizzi, 22 — it was revealed that his ex-girlfriend got a temporary restraining order against him in April 2009. (BREW COMMENTARY: YEA THAT SEEMS NORMAL)

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Toegasm

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in brew finds, Toegasm | Posted on 30-08-2010

Flutter Chain sandals by Tania Spinella for Jen Kao. Hot!

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Will You Watch?: “My Mic Sounds Nice”

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in BET, will you watch | Posted on 30-08-2010

What ever happened to the good lady rappers?

BET attempts to answer this decades-long-asked question tonight during its first ever original music documentary special “My Mic Sounds Nice: A Truth About Women In Hip Hop.”

Taste The Brew for more

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Brew Poll: But I Only Date White Collar Felons

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew poll, Brew Quotes, Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of atlanta | Posted on 30-08-2010

Phaedra Parks, the newest “real” housewife of the ATL is a lawyer who’s repped Bobby Brown (poor thing) and other high-profile entertainers. Now, she’s in the mix on one of the most dramatic pieces of work on the teevay (*sarcasm*). Parks is also in the midst of a little bit of controversy herself. But I think that’s a prerequisite to be on the “Housewives.” The attorney is married to a man with a criminal past. Parks seems to think she’s doing the community a service by marrying a felon.

Taste The Brew for her comments

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Fantasia, You Can’t Be Serious

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Fantasia | Posted on 30-08-2010

VIBE asked Fantasia if she thinks her darker skin and African features have made her a target in the media while more acceptable mistresses singers like Alicia Keys, LeAnn Rimes and Britney Spears seemingly get a pass. Clearly, her reading still isn’t up to snuff cuz these broads got bad press too. But, I digress.

‘Tasia says:

“Yes, I do. I really feel like it does. I was on Nancy Grace, CNN, every gospel station and in every magazine and every newspaper. It was on. You would have thought I was the President or something.”

“I’ve battled and have had to deal with that before. Lord forgive me and I don’t want to offend anybody, but when [I did Idol] it seemed like everybody there was Barbied out. Slim, long hair, light eyes, light-skinned. And here I come with my dark skin, full nose, short hair and full lips — it was hard.”

Sidebar: did she forget Jennifer Hudson and LaToya London were on her season too?

“They never put me in those magazines [featuring] the red carpet. Everybody there has long hair and everybody is bright-skinned, and I was like, ‘But wait a minute. They never gave me that.’ That bothered me.”

“One day I was like, ‘that’s okay’, but I had to get to that point. I am a dark-skinned, full-lipped sister and it’s all right.”

Fantasia (and her “people,” assuming she has some) love touting her as the “victim.”
Teen mother? ✓
Illiterate? ✓
GED-challenged? ✓
Mooched by her family? ✓
Nearly swindled by her daddy? ✓
He’s married but he never told me all dat?” ✓

Yaada yaada yaada. Take charge, girl! You can’t play the victim all your life, boo boo.

Meanwhile, there’s word Fantasia might be pregnant. I’m tired of this broad… so hop over to The Hollywood Gossip to find out more.

#LeSigh

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