Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Uncategorized | Posted on 31-08-2010
So, let’s say you are an inexplicable Reality TV hit. You are the color and size of a circus peanut and a little less mentally and socially functional than say … ‘Corky’ and for some reason you earn more than a school teacher. You are one lucky Batch! That said, there are some vipers out there, and when you meet a guy you should probably use extreme caution. Especially, if he is proposing after two weeks. Especially if he is proposing after 2 weeks all greased up. Especially if he is proposing after 2 weeks all greased up on the cover of a ‘magazine’.
RUN Schnickers, this guy aint right! No, I’m sorry.. this guy is CRAZY AS SHITE!
The pint-sized “Jersey Shore” star’s boyfriend of at least two weeks, Jeff Miranda, is using the cover of Steppin’ Out magazine to ask for her hand in marriage.
For the magazine’s Sept. 10 issue cover shoot, a shirtless Miranda — wearing the bottom half of a Desert Camouflage Uniform, a nod to his Iraq war veteran status — got down on one knee, posing next to a headline that reads: “Jeff Miranda has a question for Snooki. Will you marry me?”
“I love her and want to be with her,” Miranda told Steppin’ Out about the unconventional proposal. “Once she deals with the shock, I think [she'll] say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she’ll say yes.” (BREW COMMENTARY: “OR I’LL BREAK HER EFFIN’ LEGS!!”)
Sources told Radar that Miranda’s “whole Guido thing is something totally new. He’s become a gym rat and hooked-up with Snooki to get popularity and fame.”
It’s an accusation that Miranda, of Millstone, New Jersey, refuted in Steppin’ Out. “People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bulls- – -,” he said. (Meanwhile, it’s been reported that he removed his “Jersey Shore” audition reel from the Web yesterday morning.)
When Miranda initially hooked up with Snooki — Nicole Polizzi, 22 — it was revealed that his ex-girlfriend got a temporary restraining order against him in April 2009. (BREW COMMENTARY: YEA THAT SEEMS NORMAL)