Ronnie McDonald Rihanna was the musical guest on last night’s SNL and she reprised the “Shy Ronnie” Digital Short with Andy Samberg. This time, the two try to rob a bank as “Ronnie and Clyde.” I wish someone would tell her that hair makes her look like a different “Ronnie” but, if she likes it, I love it. Catch the “Shy Ronnie” clip and Rihanna’s performances after the jump.
Nicki Minaj is snatching the wigs of every female MC in the game (looking at YOU , Queen Bee) in her new joint with Eminem, called “Roman’s Revenge.”
THIS. IS. NOT. CUTE. Rapper Diamond was recently shooting a video when her car got repossessed in the middle of filming.
Now for the unveiling of a little something new we’re doing here at the Brew… okay, so really it’s not an unveiling of a new feature. I just saw “Good Hair” today and thought, hey, that Nia’s really purdy and seems so down to earth. So screw it… let’s make it a regular thing. Introducing: Brew Beauty of the Week!
Not like Jet’s Beauty of the Week though. We’re classy, not assy around these parts.
Anyway, here’s a look at the scene-stealing Nia over the years.
Head to our Facebook page for our Brew Beauty gallery to see more of Nia. And while you’re there, become a fan and then follow our blog, whydontcha?!?
Kanye West’s peen pic hits the innawebs (or, so I’ve heard) – Billboard (alternate link for you horny toads)
La La gets sassy for Halloween – I Had Heard
McDonalds to pay employee for making him fat – Media Outrage
Shape magazine apologizes for putting LeAnn “Husband Stealer” Rimes on its cover – Amy Grindhouse
This is what pops off when there are no more McRibs – Dlisted
The best singa in de world names her babies – Just Jared
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The situation is all FUBAR in the house of the Tipster these days. First, he gets ordered to return to prison and not pass go. Now, his wife, Tameka “Tiny” Cottle finds herself the latest to be in trouble with the law after last month’s arrest in Los Angeles. Today, the LA District Attorney charged Tiny with a misdemeanor for possession of a controlled substance.
T.I. and Tiny were pulled over in September after making an illegal U-turn. Cops then smelled weed and found pills in the car. Turns out, those pills were ecstasy. If convicted, Tiny could do a year behind bars. She’ll be arraigned Monday in Beverly Hills but does not have to appear in court. Ironically, Monday is the same day that T.I. is due to report to prison in Arkansas. So, um, who’s keeping the kids?
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A Florida woman is going to hell in a handbasket after killing her baby over a Facebook game.
A north Florida mother has pleaded guilty to shaking her baby to death after the boy’s crying interrupted her game on Facebook.
Alexandra V. Tobias pleaded guilty to second-degree murder on Wednesday and remains jailed.
The Florida Times-Union reports that she told investigators she was angered because the boy was crying while she was playing the game FarmVille.
The paper also reports that she told investigators she shook the boy, smoked a cigarette to compose herself and then shook him again.
She will be sentenced in December. State guidelines call for 25 to 50 years, but a prosecutor said it could be shorter than that.
A telephone message and an e-mail sent by The Associated Press to her attorney weren’t immediately returned.
What a dumbarse.
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Remember Fefe Dobson? The one who was Rihanna when Rihanna was just a big fo’head gyal looking for the DJ to pon di replay? Anywho, Fefe is back with a new one called “Stuttering.” Check it…
THE CASHER!: I wouldn’t feel funny going to an ex’s wedding as a guest. Not at all. I would, however, shed an internal tear, reminiscing on the time I hit it. It’s only natural. But you won’t get a “Dwayne Wayne spoils Whitley’s Wedding” scene outta me. Nope. She’s my ex for a reason. And if she’s happy, I’m happy. Part of me would think she only invited me to show that she’s “happy” now. Truly though, I wouldn’t give a shit. Just don’t expect me to be buddy-buddy with the groom. Too much alcohol, and I got some stories for that ass.
As the groom, she better not go there cause if it’s fair game on the invites, I doubt she’d like the outcome. Can you imagine the beautiful bride watching a line of women paying more attention to her husband than giving the courteous compliments to the blushing bride? Then you know the bridesmaids response…”Who is THAT b*tch???”. And I’ve been with some hood chicks that would set it OFF in that mofo…Not a good look. Eloping ain’t such a bad idea. Go with that.
GROSS DUDE: Why do you want to have them there? Are they “genuinely” platonic friends that you talk to all the time? Are these guys married or seriously involved now? I hope you aren’t inviting a slew of single men that u use to knock off to your wedding. That’s not a good look. Your fiance inviting a ton of exs to your wedding too?
Personally…. as your soon to be husband.. I’m probably going to be less than thrilled that there are a dozen other fellas in the church that has blessed various parts of my soon to be wife before I did. As your guy “friend”, If in my mind, I would still fukk u, I probably don’t need to attend your wedding…unless of course… you have single lady friends at or in the wedding that I might be interested in…because now that you are hitched..they are fair game and rest assure, I’m going to be all over them.
PHLIP: I would be a little weirded out if one day one of my exes hit me with a invite to their wedding. It would feel disingenuous and plain shitty, almost as if she were trying to rub my nose in it. That said, not a single one of mine – never minding that I will only TALK to one – will be receiving any notice of my own wedding next fall… That said, I worry about people who maintain close relationships with ex flames. Double that for those who do so while in attempting a relationship with anyone other than one of the exes in question.
THEORNERYONE: Whoever this chick, witch, hitch, ditch, itch, stitch or what ever ladies are calling themselves these days, needs to go look into a mirror and ask herself the following: “Would I allow my fiance to invite, not just one, but all of his gut bucket skeezas aka “friends” to my wedding?” First, any man dumb enough to ask this question needs will be made an example of and the reenactment can be seen on a soon to be produced episode of “Snapped”. Second, any man with a lick of common sense and cares not to entertain drama would leave well enough alone and dismiss the whole thing. But, like many situations in relationships, this one has allowed a true nemesis of the modern hard working, all teeth in the mouth having, well-kept men to rear its ugly mug: the double-standard. The double standard here is women feel justified in asking a question right up there with “I told my jailbird brother Cleophus he can come stay with us…Oh I forgot to mention, he’s a convicted child molester…Here’s his pic in the Post!” 99.8% of men out there would not ask a woman anything that will bring her from a 2 to 80808080808080808080808080808. I spoke with an ex of mine regarding her possibly inviting MY mother and sister to her baby shower. I told her thanks for the offer, but that wouldn’t sit well with me and I know for damn sure it wouldn’t sit well with your man. Sure enough, she had dismissed the whole idea because both men in the equation felt it was a dumb request to begin with. Oh yeah, those .2% of men who ask double-standard questions of women can be seen getting their ass hemmed up and their life chalked on the Oxygen channel on Sundays at 10pm EST/9pm CST.
SUPREME: Lol…I’ve actually been to a few weddings as a guest of a woman I used to mess with. What’s the big deal? As long as y’all still have a good relationship after y’all messed with each other, I see no problem. It ain’t like I’m gonna jump up at the alter and slob her down…or get one last shag in while she’s getting ready to walk down the aisle…And as far as if I was the groom – if you’re a grown man and have issues with the fact that your wife-to-be has a few exes she’s cool with, you need to eat some man-pills ASAP. I mean really – what type of insecure bullcrap is that?? She’s marrying YOU…heaven knows I have exes I’m cool with. If we’re getting married, I’d expect her to know them and be cool with the fact that we’re still friends..,goes both ways. Sounds like a guy who would have major issues with these scenarios might be a cousin of Duncan Hines – you know, kinda *moist*…
BIG IN EUROPE: (Elphaba’s note: I might just change this guys name to DISGUSTING DUDE). Hypothetically speaking (Since everyone KNOWS Big ain’t getting married), If I were getting married to a woman and all of her friends were exes, they could come to see that the “dirty little whore” (That’s what I would call my wife, cause it’s a term of endearment) that they used to plow is being made into a honest woman. Now, THAT being said, it does seem like the perfect storm to make a man have to swallow his fronts over some reminiscing story they will inevitably share with each other. Some one will overhear that shit, it would get back to me, and now, I’ve got to get shit on my shoe. Ex-whore or not (cause Big like em nasty as septic tank), she’s MY Pretty Woman. I’m a motherfuckin RIDER!
Last night on facebook, another witch asked what would happen if you found out the person you’re dating refuses to vote, if it would be a deal breaker and well for me it would be. When I was younger I couldn’t wait to be able to vote, not because I knew or even understood all the issues but because all throughout my life from my learnings n such I knew that people with my skin color died, like were literally slaughtered so they could do this. If for no other reason than that my black arse was voting, the end! I figured I could figure out what the hell was going on later. It’s an obligation to me that we vote, not an option. For those who think “ain’t no point to voting” I promise you you are wrong. Politics are involved in everything. How do you think you’re able to go get your vagicat looked at by that cutie OB/GYN of yours? Or how do you think you as a single mother with an average salary were able to quality to purchase the home you live in??? Politics baby, it effects everythang, don’t get it twisted!
Quite frankly I won’t debate with someone who brags about not voting, they are dead to me at that point….. dead. And SERIOUSLY, stop with the bragging, you simply look and sound ignorant and there is no way a non voting bragger is getting a shot at feeling me up (and trust me you are missing out, mad people love feeling me up).
Vote because not voting is exactly what ‘they’ expect you to do
Vote because way back when your own family members were beaten and killed for having the audacity to think their opinion counted
Vote because I said so and I know everything!
DON’T BE STUPID……. VOTE!!!!
Singer/Actress Amber Riley(@MsAmberPRiley) is our latest Brew Beauty! The American Idol reject (IN YO FACE, failing Talent show!) stars as Mercedes Jones on the Fox Hit ‘GLEE’. The 24 year old California native, has a crazy amazing singing voice. Seriously- she sounds like a different person almost every time! If there is anything fair in the universe, she will be a superstar!
Here’s a behind the scenes peek of Amber and costar Naya Rivera paying homage to Tina Turner from the “Duets” episode:
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New York gubernatorial candidate Jimmy McMillan is riding this 15-minute wave of fame til the wheels fall off. The face of “The Rent Is Too Damn High” Party now has a little club jam about the too damn high rents sweeping the state.
His “The Rent Is Too Damn High” album will be released on Tuesday, election day. The New York Times reports it will be available on iTunes and other outlets. I can’t with this election… we’ve got witch candidates, would-be senators showing porn and alleged “whores” for governor… does anybody take politics seriously anymore?
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Toby S. Jenkins is taking the literary world by storm! Critics are raving about this award-winning professor who has her finger on the pulse of the African-American community. In her latest book, Ms. Jenkins explores ways to understand our cultural heritage and motivate people to create change. Get your copy now at Amazon.com.
