The recent rescue of those Chilean miners recently got me thinking. Not about the hole they were rescued from, but about another hole that’s causing confusion. One of the miners reportedly has a wife of 28 years and a mistress for the last 10. Now, clearly the amount of time he put in with both chicks would indicate (and this may be a stretch) that both ladies knew they were sharing the same peen. What TICKED. ME. OFF. is that said mistress was all up in the cameras when they pull her boo out of dark coal hell, while the wife was at home probably heating up some grits! Now I consider myself a realist about these things. Mistresses have been onboard since White Jesus was a general. Many families have those second and third tiered siblings (looking at you Rohan) from daddy’s “friend up the street”, I get all that, and truthfully, I’m okay with it to a certain extent. Now I know that may anger many of my sistahs in the fight, but clearly it’s happening, we just need some “booty boundaries”. See mistresses are like Jada Pinkett Smith’s big cheek implants, everyone knows they’re there, but no one can say anything about them. Okay, bad analogies aside, here’s my point: a mistress should never get out of her lane, EVA! You are there to serve a purpose, if dude wanted you to be his wife, he would have wifed YOU! But since your skills are clearly not of the kitchen kind, accept things for what they are and just play your position which is to provide some part-time loving and listen to the occasional grip about the wife. You DO NOT show up at gatherings which include birthday parties, funerals, nationally televised rescues, and concerts. Clear? After you bump uglies, hide yo kids, wash yo sheets and resume to whatever it is that you do all day. Period. You agreed to be in this twisted triangle of shared secretions. Deal with it…but do it with some decorum. Not this Brewshyt!

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