Today, a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to return to rehab until early 2011 because she failed a drug test. Keep in mind, she could have gone back to jail. But The Lohan seems to think rehab is going to kill her career. Not drugs. Not brown likka. Not drunk driving. Not her crazy, fame hungry parents. Rehab!

TMZ reports Lohan told her probation officer that rehab would be a financial hardship and damaging to her career. She claims her clothing line is falling apart (because of rehab… not because it sucks?) because she can’t monitor/promote it. Lohan is scheduled to begin work on a movie next month but that’s out the window for now too…because of… REHAB! The director says he’ll wait for her though. #brightside?

Denial. More than a river in Egypt.

Good luck LiLo.

Good luck.

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