When I recently read that Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger’s engagement last year was reportedly a fraud and only done to save program ratings my mouth dropped open like Diddy’s. I guess it makes sense since it would be hard to push a “reality show” on matchmaking if the damn president of the company can’t even get a man. Stanger has since called the wedding off. *throws up side-eye* Now, I love this show. Bravo programming is definitely the apple of my eye or the man I may never get, but when one of my acting homies from back home popped up at one of Patti’s “mixers” I was dunzo!
The basement-dwelling grandpa of the Real Housewives of Atlanta sat down with Baltimore’s 92Q radio to talk about his marriage. Gregg Leakes also weighed-in on his feelings about the show, whether his wife has changed, and he talked about that infamous “personal” conversation about his wife that leaked on the radio.
I hope they can make it work. #Blacklove
Anyway, I wonder what kind of juices and berries Gregg uses in his slickback?!?
The Roots performed their rendition of the holiday classic “The Christmas Song” on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Watch as Black Thought gets his Nat King Cole on (and I’m digging the Christmas sweaters)…
Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, ron artest | Posted on 22-12-2010
I used to think this guy was an 11 on the “wackadoodle for no reason” scale but the more I see of Ron Ron, the more I like him.
Lakers player Ron Artest is the face of the Los Angeles County Department of Mental Health’s campaign to get more people to seek treatment.
After the Lakers won the championship this year, Ron Ron publicly thanked his psychiatrist for helping him “relax a lot.” There’s nothing wrong with asking for help… I hope Ron’s efforts will help people see that.
I made it all the way through this post without taking a shot at Kobe. It really is Christmas… Image via Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE/Getty Images
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Antoine Dodson is riding the attempted rape of his sister all the way to the bank…still. He debuted a new “Christmas” song that fires shots at Santa on George Lopez’s show.
I want this guy to get laryngitis in 2011…for the entire year.
Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, Fantasia | Posted on 21-12-2010
Fantasia may have just landed herself a big win in her “you broke up my marriage” case. A North Carolina court found ‘Tasia’s “lover” Antwaun Cook was, in fact, separated from his wife at the time of their “affair.” A judge ruled in favor of Cook in his divorce case against his wife, Paula, noting their separation date was in September of 2009 and NOT in June of this year as Paula claimed. Paula claims Fantasia knew Antwaun was married and carried on an “affair” anyway. It’s not clear how the court’s decision will affect Paula Cook’s hopes of suing Fantasia for “alienation of affection.”
Should we be happy for Fantasia? Does anybody actually “win” in this situation?
Saturday Night Live is skewering the Kardashian sisters this season… and this Witch is in stitches. Check out Saturday’s holiday message from the Kardashians.
I have been walking past this giant ad for weeks, now, in the metro. And every time I do I get more and more annoyed. First of all, who blows glitter? I mean who’s going to clean that shit up Heidi? As a mom of 56 kids I’m sure you wouldn’t want someone blowing glitter all up in your crib.
Which brings me to my other random thought. That’s not really glitter is it? It’s the dried seed from Seal’s virile , shimmery and fertile Nigerian songboy loins! Heidi and Seal are trying to get the entire world pregnant with baby Seals! Well, no thank you ma’am! Damn you and this Ann Taylor conspiracy.
We are in prime holiday party season, which means you are “doing the most” right now with the dresses. So please, for the love of White Jesus, take the time to invest in the proper undergarments! That means if it’s a racer back dress, get a forking racer back bra or one of those bra strap manipulators to make it one. Nappy and frayed bra straps just look stank, even if they are lacy, it’s just all types of wrong. And if you have a low fitting blouse, get a demi bra. No need to see breast meat spillage. I could go on and on but it really boils down to this, while you’re running around grabbing accessories do us and your co-workers a favor and stop by Victoria’s Secret and pick up the right bra too!