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Mismatch?!?

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew Love N' Stuff, Brew News, Millionaire Matchmaker | Posted on 24-12-2010


When I recently read that Millionaire Matchmaker’s Patti Stanger’s engagement last year was reportedly a fraud and only done to save program ratings my mouth dropped open like Diddy’s. I guess it makes sense since it would be hard to push a “reality show” on matchmaking if the damn president of the company can’t even get a man. Stanger has since called the wedding off. *throws up side-eye* Now, I love this show. Bravo programming is definitely the apple of my eye or the man I may never get, but when one of my acting homies from back home popped up at one of Patti’s “mixers” I was dunzo!

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Merry Christmas From Witches’ Brew

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in christmas | Posted on 24-12-2010

May your Holiday be filled with the

Joy and Elation

of

Spike Lee at a Knickerbocker game.

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Brew Tube: Gregg Leakes Talks About His Marriage To NeNe

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, Gregg Leakes, nene leakes, Real Housewives of atlanta | Posted on 23-12-2010

The basement-dwelling grandpa of the Real Housewives of Atlanta sat down with Baltimore’s 92Q radio to talk about his marriage. Gregg Leakes also weighed-in on his feelings about the show, whether his wife has changed, and he talked about that infamous “personal” conversation about his wife that leaked on the radio.

I hope they can make it work. #Blacklove

Anyway, I wonder what kind of juices and berries Gregg uses in his slickback?!?

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Brew Music: Get Christmassy With The Roots

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew music, jimmy fallon, the roots | Posted on 23-12-2010

The Roots performed their rendition of the holiday classic “The Christmas Song” on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. Watch as Black Thought gets his Nat King Cole on (and I’m digging the Christmas sweaters)…

Is there anything The Roots can’t do?

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Brew Quotes: Paul Wall Talks Getting Skinny

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Paul Wall | Posted on 22-12-2010

The man responsible for the downfall of dentistry is opening up about his extreme weight loss, thanks to gastric sleeve surgery.

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Ron Artest Promotes Mental Health

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, ron artest | Posted on 22-12-2010

I used to think this guy was an 11 on the “wackadoodle for no reason” scale but the more I see of Ron Ron, the more I like him.

Lakers player Ron Artest is the face of the Los Angeles County Department of Mental Health’s campaign to get more people to seek treatment.

After the Lakers won the championship this year, Ron Ron publicly thanked his psychiatrist for helping him “relax a lot.” There’s nothing wrong with asking for help… I hope Ron’s efforts will help people see that.

I made it all the way through this post without taking a shot at Kobe. It really is Christmas…
Image via Andrew D. Bernstein/NBAE/Getty Images
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Brew Tube: Someone I Don’t Want To See In 2011

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Antoine Dodson, Brew Tube | Posted on 22-12-2010

Antoine Dodson is riding the attempted rape of his sister all the way to the bank…still. He debuted a new “Christmas” song that fires shots at Santa on George Lopez’s show.

I want this guy to get laryngitis in 2011…for the entire year.

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Brew Bits: Good News For Fantasia

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, Fantasia | Posted on 21-12-2010

Fantasia may have just landed herself a big win in her “you broke up my marriage” case. A North Carolina court found ‘Tasia’s “lover” Antwaun Cook was, in fact, separated from his wife at the time of their “affair.” A judge ruled in favor of Cook in his divorce case against his wife, Paula, noting their separation date was in September of 2009 and NOT in June of this year as Paula claimed. Paula claims Fantasia knew Antwaun was married and carried on an “affair” anyway. It’s not clear how the court’s decision will affect Paula Cook’s hopes of suing Fantasia for “alienation of affection.”

Should we be happy for Fantasia? Does anybody actually “win” in this situation?

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Brew Funny: Merry Christmas, Kardashian Style

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew funny, Brew Tube, Kardashian, Saturday Night Live | Posted on 20-12-2010

Saturday Night Live is skewering the Kardashian sisters this season… and this Witch is in stitches. Check out Saturday’s holiday message from the Kardashians.

Happy Kwanzaa to our boyfriends = comedy gold!

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Holiday Ad Conspiracy…The Klum for Ann Taylor

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in ad, advertising fail, Heidi Klum | Posted on 20-12-2010

I have been walking past this giant ad for weeks, now, in the metro.  And every time I do I get more and more annoyed.  First of all, who blows glitter? I mean who’s going to clean that shit up Heidi? As a mom of 56 kids I’m sure you wouldn’t want someone blowing glitter all up in your crib.

Which brings me to my other random thought.  That’s not really glitter is it? It’s the dried seed from Seal’s virile , shimmery and fertile Nigerian songboy loins!  Heidi and Seal are trying to get the entire world pregnant with baby Seals! Well, no thank you ma’am!  Damn you  and this  Ann Taylor conspiracy. 

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Cornball Corner: Visible Bra Straps

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Cornball corner, Social commentary | Posted on 18-12-2010


We are in prime holiday party season, which means you are “doing the most” right now with the dresses. So please, for the love of White Jesus, take the time to invest in the proper undergarments! That means if it’s a racer back dress, get a forking racer back bra or one of those bra strap manipulators to make it one. Nappy and frayed bra straps just look stank, even if they are lacy, it’s just all types of wrong. And if you have a low fitting blouse, get a demi bra. No need to see breast meat spillage. I could go on and on but it really boils down to this, while you’re running around grabbing accessories do us and your co-workers a favor and stop by Victoria’s Secret and pick up the right bra too!

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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, What's Brewing | Posted on 17-12-2010

Would you take love advice from this brawd ? – Socialite Life

Methinks the model who almost got Michael Jackson’d in Diddy’s tub is about to get her 15 minutes – Pop Culture Fix

The Kardashian Kristmas Kard is equally fierce and scary and very Beetlejuicey – Tabloid Prodigy

50 Cent’s old boo chats up his rumored new one – Juicy Carter

Gilbert Arenas off the hook in gun lawsuit – TMZ

Rape “trend” in South Africa targets lesbians. Disturbing – Kimora Cochran

Floyd Mayweather Jr arrested (this is getting old) – Radar Online

That Amber Rose sure likes to party with ballers, huh? – Media Outrage

Don’t forget to check out our fellow bloggers under the Brewshyt tab…there’s always good stuff there too!

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