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Dominique Wilkins Will Whup Yo……

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Dominique Wilkins | Posted on 31-03-2011


Don’t sleep on Dominique Wilkins. The fancy suit-wearing, Duke/S Curl/Sportin Waves-rockin’, former basketball star beat the brakes off a guy who stepped to him to pay an old debt. The 51 year old was wrapping up his job on the sideline as an analyst for the Atlanta Hawks (he’s also the team’s VP of Basketball) when he was approached by a man claiming Wilkins owes him money.

While Wilkins was doing a live broadcast, Rashan Michel reportedly began yelling at him. Michel then followed Wilkins and found himself in the arms of a security guard. While Michel was being restrained, he allegedly managed to swing and hit Wilkins in the chest, which led to a colossal arse whuppin that a fan caught on video.

Now, that’s what I call a Human Highlight Film.

Michel was arrested and charged with simple battery. According to CNN, Michel -who claims Wilkins owes him $17,000 for dress suits- later tweeted “I call what happened at Phillips Arena earlier, Operation Repo…next time have my money!

He’s mighty mouthy for someone who got his tail whupped all over TMZ.

Image via Getty/Booking photo
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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, What's Brewing | Posted on 30-03-2011

Is Khloe Kardashian what Middle Eastern women want? Cosmopolitan thinks so – Pop Culture Fix

Chris Brown sells lots of albums. Wait…people still buy those things? – Media Outrage

Jim Jones was not ballin’ today – Kimora Cochran

LisaRaye giving up her hood actress status for Jesus? – Miss Jia

Rihanna didn’t want to hurt Chris Brown’s career – Entertainment Weekly

Jalen Rose popped for drunk driving. Somewhere, Grant Hill is laughing…? – TMZ

*Paging Diddy*… Shyne is losing some of his luster – Miss Info

Don’t forget to check out our fellow bloggers under the Brewshyt tab…there’s always good stuff there too!

Image via Cosmopolitan Middle East
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Brewchies For Love: Cassandra

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew Love N' Stuff, Brewchies For Love | Posted on 30-03-2011

Cassandra is our first ever Brewchie For Love!

The workout enthusiast loves to laugh… and isn’t afraid to try new things…

Her friends call her “Cass.” She’s 39 and lives in the Washington, DC area. But there’s so much more to learn about Cassandra.
Taste The Brew for more on the lovely Ms. Cass

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Men We Love: Rockmond Dunbar

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Men We Love | Posted on 29-03-2011

The Witches LOVE Rockmond Dunbar(@rockmonddunbar), he’s the unsung everyman blacktor. Handsome, intelligent, and magma hot!

While probably best known for his roles in Showtime’s  incarnation of the movie” Soul Food”, as the blue collar self employed Kenny  Chadway and FOX’s mancandyliciousPrison Break as Benjamin Miles ‘C-Note’ Franklin, Rockmond has been a steady working actor in fickle Hollywood for 18 plus years. From theater, to indies, to network TV, even a 2003 turn in Playgirl,  Rockmond’s career keeps getting hotter.   Speaking of hot,  he was even named one of “Television’s 50 Sexiest Stars of All Time” by TV Guide because well…

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyymmmmmm

 

CHECK HIM OUT AT HIS WEBSITE

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Brewshyt: Oral Festivus Results in Child Support…..

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in brewshyt | Posted on 29-03-2011

Ok I am not one to shy away from the fact that women can be and are some of the most trife creatures on the planet, and this here story proves it! I know you fellas quite enjoy your oral treats, especially when the person giving said treat is skilled in this department beyoud reason (cause seriously, who wants a piss poor oral servicing??) But awesome BJ’s aside, what would you do if you encountered a shiftless whorebag who decided she was gonna give you the oral servicing, hold the spunk in her mouth, insert it in a baster and then well, yeah you know the rest….. insert it in herself. WHAT A FILTHY SCOUNDREL!!!!

So the whorebag gets pregnant and bust this! She had the nerve to sue him for child support and now the duped chump is being forced to pay $800 a month for a baby he thought he put in her throat, soooooooo not fair, not fair at all! Courts ruled that in spite of the manner in which the child came to be, DNA is DNA and well….

 

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……. “What About Your Friends?”

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in brew dating woes | Posted on 27-03-2011

So after a pretty quiet weekend, one in which I felt like just checking out completely (minus a quick trip up the road to dine with my lil sister for her birthday) I find myself in heavy thought about a convo I overheard in the grocery store this evening. As I’m strolling down the ice cream aisle,not minding my business as always and having those internal convos with myself “you don’t need no ice cream thickums”, “ah damn but they got the pistachio”, “yeah chunks just keep it moving”…. ya know, those kinda convos, I overhear a woman in the same aisle with me on her cell phone say to the party on the other end “I mean yeah, she looked ok, definitely not skinny, she’s picked up some weight but she looked ok I guess”…….. OH HAILS NO!!!! Ok now I know what you’re thinking, you might be thinking that hearing this made me change my mind about the ice cream (it did not, I’m eating it now :) ) but what it did do was make me kinda disgusted for the young lady they were talking about. First, I’ve always been realistic about ‘girlfriend’ relationships, it might be a woman thing maybe but it’s a simple fact of life that girls that are part of a crew, in general talk smack about one another. Not hateful things, just general chit talking about who and why one friend is dating this one, or why one friend wore this, or why one friend wears this weave or that wig….. you get the point, it’s unrealistic to think that just cause someone is your friend they won’t talk about you, cause it happens all the time and it’s never not gonna happen. That being said, I don’t waste time sitting around thinking about what my friends say about me behind my back, mostly because I’m at a point in my life where I am very clear on who I am, this is it, you like it, you love it or you take a hike! 

Still, can’t quite shake the slight feeling of disgust upon overhearing this conversation ………… ” I mean she looked ok but definitely not skinny”, that might be what’s tying my thong in a knot, the “definitely not skinny” part. When did ‘skinny’ become the marker for how good or bad a person looks??? Maybe it offended me cause I’m not skinny but I look pretty damn good, I do many things that a lot of skinny women I know refuse to do, I pay attention to what I put inside my body and yet still, I am not skinny. But here’s the really interesting thing, I have no desire to be, like ever but overhearing this girlfriend chit talking made me wonder if that is a convo my girls are having about me behind my back. Like are they like ” Whoo wee, did you see Piper’s ass the other night, when do you think she’s gonna get that thing down to a manageable size?” ………. I don’t know, and like I said, can’t waste too much time caring cause I don’t believe this kinda thing means your girls aren’t your girls, but it definitely warrants a most serious side eye…..

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Brew Beauty: Tika Sumpter

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Brew beauty | Posted on 27-03-2011

 

Our latest Brew Beauty is actress Tika   Sumpter.

Born, Euphemia L. Sumpter (that HAS to be a family name) the 33 year old Texas native got her start in commercials,  and voice overs (being too short to mottle), she’s now ALL over your TV sets.  You may have seen her on ONE LIFE TO LIVE (for the past 5 years, she’s chosen to go off of contract- me thinks it has paid off.), if you do the daytime thing.

Currently, Tika is  guest starring on THE GAME, as Malik El DeBarge Wright’s rehabby lady love.  AND this season of GOSSIP GIRL, as socialite Raina Thorpe, where she is currently being wooed by the purdiest man (even purdier than the ladies IMO) on the show, Chase Crawford.

 

 

 

 

Head to our Facebook page for our Brew Beauty gallery to see more of Tika. And while you’re there, “LIKE” us and follow our blog.

 

 

Sources: Wikipedia The Lazy Encyclopedia, Tikasumpter.com
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Brewchie Approved Phrase

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in brew commentary | Posted on 26-03-2011


My profession forces me to move around a bit. One of my stints took me to the Midwest where I stumbled upon the phrase that has given me life. See we had a co-worker who was a little unruly to put it mildly. Every weekend after a night of partying and White Castle sliders, he would call on his cell phone from the bathroom to let us know that he was in the building, but dropping the kids off at the pool first.

I guess my co-worker had enough of his antics and one weekend POPPED OFF, spilling the beans about EVERYTHING. She revealed that he still lived with his mother and that he dated a chick who was a little on the learning disabled side (I said this was the Midwest!) She ended her 5 minute terrible tirade with a simple, “BLESS HIS HEART”! I noticed my co-workers all smiled and nodded in passive agreement before walking back to their desks. I was shocked, astonished and HOOKED. I had never heard this phrase but immediately understood that it acted like a verbal eraser. Everything jacked up said prior to it was ok. “You’re man’s a bitch, bless his heart.” “Her little girl’s picture is just not ready for the living room mantle yet. She’s in that strong faced phase. Bless her heart”.

See how it works? LOVES IT!

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Foxy Brown Kicked Off The Tom Joyner Cruise

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in foxy brown, Tom Joyner | Posted on 25-03-2011

It has soooo not been a good week for “the Browns.” First Blondie melts down and now Foxy Brown ‘dun got herself kicked off the Negro party ship.

Tom Joyner kicked Foxy Brown off his “Fantastic Voyage.” Joyner made the announcement on his show this morning.

“We put Foxy off the cruise. Let’s just say she got put off. You had to really act a fool to get put off.”

No one is saying exactly what Fox Boogie did but, the website EURweb is reporting her removal “comes just days after her phone interview on the show ended abruptly, leaving the hosts and audience to wonder if she hung up on them, or was disconnected.”

Joyner said Foxy was sent to her cabin and told to stay there since there’s no jail (or brig) on the ship. But her antics must have continued because the brawd was promptly escorted to a plane.

UPDATE: Foxy’s been kicking out a stream of tweets today aimed at Tom…claiming she did not get put off the ship.
Taste The Brew for her tweets

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Brew Tube: Jill Scott Is Such A Lady

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Tube, CNN, Jill Scott | Posted on 25-03-2011


Jill Scott is working on new music (‘bout time) AND she’s helping to save a Philly rec center for the kids. Such a lady of substance… CNN caught up with her during the filming of her new video, “Shame,” with Eve.
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New Venture: Brewchies For Love

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew Love N' Stuff, Brewchies For Love | Posted on 25-03-2011


Relationships are like public restrooms. There’s a line waiting to get in and a steady stream of people rushing to get out. We get it. The grass isn’t always greener, blah, blah, blah. But you don’t need Steve Harvey to dole out janky love advice, bj tips from Superhead , or relationship counseling from Eric “The Bolt” Williams to know that you have to take measures into your own hands and we don’t mean alone at night. The Brew has thousands of fans and many are downright decent in the face parts so what better way to make a love connection then to dip into the Witches pool of poon prospects? It’s not like those other cheesy dating sites with endless their questions and pestering. We cut right to the chase. So inbox us your picture. Make it a cute one and realistic. No nasty joints either. We’ll send you back some quick questions and bam! You’ll be our Brewchie of the month with temporary residence on our website . Your admirers will then email us, we’ll haze them a bit and with YOUR approval, we’ll allow an email swap. Who would you rather have screen your potential mates then The Fab Four? Remember, this is an experiment in LOVE, many of our faithful Brewchies were trying to make love connections anyway, and dammit we want the credit!

*DISCLAIMER: We’re the conduit for your possible love connection, not the police. Do your own research. This is the innaweb, for crying out loud. We will not tolerate disrespectful or illiterate mofos.

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Brew Bits: A Bobbi Kristina Reality Show?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Bobbi Kristina Brown, brew bits, Twitter, will you watch | Posted on 25-03-2011


Lawd, help us.

The Twitterverse is buzzing about the spawn of Whitney and Bobbbbbbay getting her own reality show. Yesterday, Bobbi Kristina Brown tweeted this:

PS EVERYONE ! Guess what ?! _ we are currently in the process of meetings about starting my very OWN! RealityShow!! #Whatdoyouguysthink?!?!
@REALbkBrown
Kristina Brown

I would only want to do this reality show so THEWORLD can know me for me. The GodFearing_Young classy_outgoing_silly_ REAL women iAm. .
@REALbkBrown
Kristina Brown

The world needs 2know me 4who I REALLY am_ U all will get 2see my everyday living_ walk with me thro startin my career. . EVERYTHING. :):)
@REALbkBrown
Kristina Brown

Bobbi Kris is in the process of recording an album, so naturally, doing reality TV goes hand-in-hand with that. But, is this the best thing for a kid who was just busted by the tabloids for riding the white horse?!? Maybe she hopes the show will give people a better impression of her…

So, if Bobbi Kris gets her own show…will you watch it?

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