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Some poor child had #thatawkwardmoment at the BET Awards in front of 8 million people… bless her heart – Pop Culture Fix

Tracy Morgan insulted the gays, now he’s aiming at “retarded kids” (you really can’t make this stuff up) – Jezebel

Gilbert Arenas is pretty happy his ex is joining Basketball Wives L.A. – IFWT

Rihanna tripped over her own foot and busted her kneecaps on stage… oh na, na – Tabloid Prodigy

Buju Banton gets 10 years for drug possession… boom bye bye – MTV

Remember when Diddy n’ nem was shootin’ up the club (allegedly or whatever)? Well, he settled that case – Kimora Cochran

Kelly Rowland is having the best week ever – Media Outrage

…and In Case You Missed It: Gay marriage is legal in New York! Take it away Sylvester…

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Another year, another night of that real Brew awards show commentary you’ve come to love. We’re watching the BET Awards with a drunk critical eye, so you’ve come to the right place if you want fashion and performance critiques, or a show recap if you don’t have cable (hey, times are tight).

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They shall call me Peace...

The always eccentric and quite frankly AWESOMELY odd Lakers forward, Ron Artest filed a petition in L.A. County Superior Court to change his name to — Metta (meaning: loving, kindness, happiness) World Peace.

Hey, if I can actually call a grown bamma OCHOCINCO, I’d happily call someone Sir Peace.  But that’s just the free-lovin’ hippie in me talking!    Artest joins a host of other (sometimes wtf?) athletes to chuck their legal names: LIST

*Might I suggest to Ronnie Metta, that whenever he leaves a room he offers up a: “Peace, OUT!”

He can have that for free…

Always Been Jealous of that Wet Set

(The surprisingly Subdued) Gross Dude: I’m going to have to sit this one out since I haven’t even come close to being married. I can admit to meeting alot of women that were “marriage material”, but I just had no desire to enter that institution.

Bitchin' Blazer

PHILIP: Absolutely not…A dude might be able to tell you if he is interested in getting physical within that amount of time, but any fool who mistakes “getting buttnekkid” with “marriage potential” likely deserves the heartache and financial f*ckery that lies ahead for him.

In general, it takes time to assess things about her, like her history (more specifically if she is related to or has had relations with any of my friends), friends (you play in sh*t long enough, you’re bound to get some on you so choose friends wisely… and to make sure I was not with any of them before)health (yes, especially sexual health), and MOST IMPORTANTLY if she has/had any prescriptions for things such as antidepressants and such.
As it were, it is improbable to gather all of this information – a minimum in the “should I be thinking about marrying this chick?” list – within 15 minutes, unless she overshares information, which is equally scary since no one marries clingers on purpose.
I am of the opinion that this is not information gained before at least the 3rd or 4th date or so, based solely on the natural progression of non-creepy conversation.

DANCE DAMMIT!

No Curl Wetter or More Gansta

REV REAL: There is some truth to this. I think most guys approach women with 1 of 2 motivations: she’s jumpoff material, or she could be wife potential. That first conversation is critical, but just because he thinks she’s wife material in the first 15 mins doesn’t mean the chick can’t do something to muck that up. In other words, I’ve met chicks and after a few minutes been like, “I could wife her.”

But, if she’s tossing my salad within 2 hours, that prospect goes out the window.

This Really Is My Picture, though...

ELPHABA: My spiritual adviser, Ladies & Gentlemen.. *slow clap*… * blink*…*stare*…*sigh*…

So what say you, fellas? Do you know within 15 mins if someone is a just for now bust down or someone you can get all emo with forever style?

Check out  the tour de force Single Ladies  yourselves…

I am old enough to remember when people actually mailed party invitations to your…wait for it… wait for it… home address! Then Evites came on the scene. I totally thought it was a great idea because you could actually see if the party would be a Bama fest or not based on the RSVP’s. You knew which slutty outfit to put on if that cutie you’re feeling or his boy responded. But lately I’ve noticed a trend; hiding guest lists! This is so shady.com!  I realize you might have some petty friends who won’t come if they think so and so will be there but damn, this hiding ish takes all the fun out of it for me. What is that about?

This is gonna be a controversial statement but here goes, I DO NOT want to see anymore loud ass, big fat colored ladies on my t.v. I know, I know, “change the channel bish!” blah blah blah…. and most of the time I do but I cannot lie, I find myself always getting stuck watching these raving idiots carry on. Now I know that on shows like ‘Bridezillas‘ that are advised to act an extra fool. so I get that some of it is for show but seriously??? SERIOUSLY???

Like take for instance Erica Atkins…..

She is a natural born, swole fool and while I’m sure she would accuse me of being a hater, ugh! I can’t imagine who in their right mind would get on bended knee and ask this assbesol for her hand in marriage. I mean sure, I can spaze out on a mofo like nothing you’ve ever seen before but what I witness with the fools on these shows makes me cringe and hardly anything makes me do that. Like why isn’t she mad about her clogged arteries???? I know I sure was, never once did the cameras follow her taking a walk, you know just for chits n giggles. Instead we are treated to a full 1/2 hour of this round woman having bridal meltdowns….. smh. 

Her dude seems normal, sane even, they met on facebook which I find hilarious. If anyone follows this blog ya’ll already know what kinda online action I get. Does this mean I should just eat with wild abandonment and become an enraged, psycho maniac??? Maybe so, I’m considering it cause clearly my way is not working.

Zoinks! If you love green tea as much as me, better stock up because we could be in the midst of a shortage soon. Supplies in Japan have reportedly been tainted with small amounts of radiation. This is causing farmers there to scratch their heads because they are hundreds of miles away from the nuclear reactor that failed following the March earthquake and tsumani. The Japanese government has already banned green tea leaves in three districts from being exported and is considering more.  This bad, real bad, Michael Jackson!  

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A year after leaving his preggo wife for an intern, Tiki Barber seems to have hit a rough patch that he thinks only football can cure. In a new HBO interview, the former New York Giants great says depression has pushed him to make a football comeback at the age of 36. You’ll recall that Barber hit that rough patch when news broke that he left his pregnant (with twins) wife for a much younger NBC intern/employee/whatever. The scandal hit Barber in the pockets when he lost his job at the Today Show, causing him to slum it out in his agent’s attic like Anne Frank (his words, not mine).

Barber says…

“I remember there were days where I would literally wake up, have coffee, get something to eat and sit on the couch and do nothing for 10 hours. I started to shrivel. I didn’t have that confidence. I didn’t have the, that aura anymore.”

“The game never needs you because there’s always someone else to come and take your place. But right now, I need the game.”

“I need to prove to myself that I can be successful at something. I know I’m going to be successful as a football player. I don’t know why. The odds say ‘No.’ I’m 36 and I haven’t played in four years. But I just know.”

He’s putting all his fragile hopes on a renewed football career, which is sad because one’s happiness should never be placed in someone else’s hands. #message

The interview airs Tuesday on HBO’s Real Sports.

Somewhere, I’m imagining his ex-wife in a full on “’til you do right by me” Celie moment.

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Someone thought it would be a good idea for Amy Winehouse to start a European tour yesterday in Serbia, but they forgot to clean her up first. Winehouse stumbled onto the stage, mumbled through her performance, stopped-and-started her band, then finally pitched the vocal duties to her background singer who eventually tapped out and gracefully stepped away from Amy’s shenanigans. The crowd booed her and many left the show. Tickets were about $57 a pop which is pricey for a country where the average person makes about $428 a month.
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There’s something to be said for that reality TV. It can turn an okay country singer into a footwear mogul or a NY “housewife” into a multi-millionaire skinny liquor peddler. Most reality TV stars never quite figure out how to harness their “fame” and wind up doing every other season of the Real World – Road Rules Challenge until they’re 48. But, that’s not going to happen to Evelyn Lozada. At least, not yet. She’s turned her 10 year relationship with Antoine Walker into stardom on Basketball Wives, and she’s not dating a basketball player nor is she a wife. Go figure!

In addition to her Dulce shoe store and her non-MF’n factor tees, Lozada is working on an earring line and she plans to write (well, somebody’s writing them) a series of novels called “The Wives Association.” The books will fictionalize some of her experiences as a basketball girlfriend but the stories will be told through her alter ego, “Eve Inez-Landon.” Evelyn says she kept journals during her relationship with Walker and recently stumbled across them and thought they’d make a great book series. #DING!

Surely, the next venture for this one will be a spinoff wedding special and then another spinoff about trying to get pregnant and raise babies. Miss Cleo told me so…

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