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White Meat Heat: Joe Manganiello

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in True Blood, White Jesus Approved, white rapper hell | Posted on 28-07-2011


I think that it has been established through several previous posts…that I am a friggen nerd.  And, before the days of my sexy sassy eReader (team Nook!), you could find me often in the “Virgins Who Live In Momma’s Basement” section of Borders (RIP) ie the Fantasy/Fiction.

I may have mentioned a couple of times before my love of Vampires in particular the Charlaine Harris books that spawned my Sunday obsession True Blood.

Perhaps you don’t  understand what keeps this Witch glued to her TV screen religiously on Sunday nights.  Allow me to introduce the finest mickeyfickey werewolf this side of Bontemps, Louisiana.

Joe Manganiello as Alcide Hevreaux….make the ladies say HEAUX!

Read all about him Here and Here… I’m just gonna objectify him some more…sigh. Seriously, nerds are crazy pervs.

 

No really...GOOD GAWD!

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Brew Quotes: Lauryn Hill Wants You To Know

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, lauryn hill, Rohan Marley | Posted on 27-07-2011

Lauryn Hill is speaking out about all the recent gossip regarding the paternity of her sixth child born over the weekend. Rohan Marley’s tweets and comments of late have led many to believe he is not the father of baby #6 (a boy). Well, Lauryn’s statement (via Twitter) seems to kinda sorta in a roundabout way confirm this is “her” son but not “theirs” without flat out saying it…

“Mr. Marley and I have a long and complex history about which MANY inaccuracies have been reported since the beginning. To speculate without the facts can only cause people to form WRONG conclusions. We both value privacy and for that reason defend and preserve our right to it. Contrary to numerous reports, Mr. Marley did not abandon me while pregnant with his child. We have had long periods of separation over the years but our 5 children together remain a joy to both of us. Thank you for you concern and I appreciate all the well wishes regarding the birth of my new son.”


And there you have it. Basically, stay up out her bidness…

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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, What's Brewing | Posted on 26-07-2011

Tami Roman lays down the smack that rocked Italy – Pop Culture Fix

Rihanna, how long are we gonna keep this red thing going? – BET

Amy Winehouse passed away “happy” – People

Cyndi Lauper, this is not the move, boo – Tabloid Prodigy

More troubles in the Bishop Eddie Long family? – Media Outrage

Mary J. Blige opens up about rock bottom and the marriage that saved her – Black And Married With Kids

Another Congressman’s wiener gets him in trouble – Prune Juice Media

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Brew Finds: ‘Nookin’ Pa Nub……

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in brew finds | Posted on 26-07-2011

….. And I found it! I am soooo deliciously in love with my Nook! I never knew I could love a piece of electronic equipment this much. When I got my first ipod I thought nothing could top how it made me feel inside, then I got the Ipod touch and again decided nothing could make my insides feel warmer but I stand corrected! See I am a ferocious reader, I can finish a good book in a day, reading at home, at work (yeah I know), in my car in moving traffic, on the terlit, during sessy times…… I mean I go hard for a good book so I have no idea what took me so long to hop on board the e-reader train. I guess I was one of the people who said things like “but it’s just not the same” or ” nah I’m good, I need to feel a real book in my hands”….. man bump that pre-historic chit! 

I don’t have a boyfriend but I have a nook! and as soon as I figure out how to hump this thing I won’t even need a boo…… BAM!

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Lauryn Hill Pops, Rohan Marley Tweets

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in lauryn hill, Rohan Marley, Twitter, Twittervention | Posted on 25-07-2011


Lauryn Hill birthed baby number 6 on Saturday. BlackCelebKids.com reports the baby was born with the umbilical cord wrapped around his neck, but mother and child are doing just fine. Funny enough, Rohan Marley –the daddy of Lauryn’s brood– has been real greasy on Twitter lately, “sorta” claiming he’s not the daddy, then backtracking, then being claimed as the new boo of a Brazilian model, then backtracking on that, too. Now, he’s “forwarding” all the well wishes he’s receiving on the birth of his somebody’s Lauryn’s son.


I’m forwarding all well wishes to Ms. Hill on the birth of her new son. I’m sure she’ll appreciate the love being sent to her RASTAFARI R.M.less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply

Something is real fishy ‘round these parts…

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