payday 2 xp boost dover delaware payday loans payday 2 deagle mods vip cash payday loans payday 2 best level for xp armed forces payday loans what do you need to get a payday loan from money tree payday loan eden prairie how much is payday 2 beta can you pay payday loans with a credit card payday 2 demo cheat engine alpine direct services payday loans payday 2 dlc sharing payday loan roswell ga payday 2 m308 good payday 2 keygen.exe payday loans 76107 skidrow payday the heist how long does it take to get a payday uk loan payday 2 360 controller support is payday 2 out on xbox debtlab payday loans online application payday loans first stop payday loans in jesup ga payday loans scandal insight card payday loans payday 2 jammer no credit history payday loans watchdog payday loans cheapest payday 2 steam key payday 2 hardest mission to stealth payday 2 sharpshooter shotgun prix payday 2 carrefour payday 2 xbox unboxing payday 2 beta mask customization payday loans of fast payday loans yuma az are there any payday loans like wonga payday loans by text uk payday gry online payday 2 single player part 1 payday loan guaranteed acceptance usa payday loans in chicago eagle heavy rifle payday 2 wiki blitzwinger payday 2 part 1 payday the heist best way to level payday loans that does not require a bank account legal recourse for payday loans payday lending regulation payday 2 offshore cash hack payday 2 rats pro job payday 2 sandwich does smooth talker stack payday 2 why doesn payday 2 launch payday 2 shotgun mods payday loan practices payday the heist hints and tips payday 2 mask kawaii easy online payday loans in south africa payday heist trophy guide skill payday 2 fr payday loans vaughan ontario payday support center login payday 2 test 4players payday loans savings only payday 2 money hack fast payday loans guercmorteo payday 1 cheat engine payday 2 vantage points payday loan hearing payday 2 deutsch gameplay best payday 2 setup no payday loans no direct deposit payday 2 can you play alone payday chattanooga tn payday 2 fairlight startet nicht payday 2 wiki grenade launcher payday the heist negociar payday loan canada bc small payday loans co uk payday 2 a lo loco payday advance south africa online payday 2 how to spawn bags payday 2 fbi server card probleme payday 2 steam payday 2 pick safe payday loans davie fl payday 2 brf payday 2 full review payday loan 15 days payday 2 mask mods nyc payday loans if payday falls on good friday great payday sale promo payday advance winder ga payday 2 career criminal edition rutracker cash cow payday loan paydaymax mailing address payday loans guercmorteo no teletrack payday loan companies in richmond va payday offshore accounts payday loans close to me payday thugs payday loans oneal lane payday loans cash genie como jogar payday 2 para xbox servidor payday the heist fast payday loans of kentucky llc castle payday promo payday loan sunday payday loans using prepaid cards payday 2 weapon mod the professional payday mask cosplay payday 2 wiki fr always payday gahanna hours motioninjoy payday 2 how to get out from payday loan debt payday 2 paintball masks payday 2 skill points level 100 no bake payday bars check depot payday loan payday 2 gyakori kérdések yogscast play payday the heist best guns payday 2 payday sensor mode payday the heist all versions trainer crack multijoueur payday 2 payday 2 piromano guia xbox 360 payday 1 payday 2 playing with strangers payday 2 tv show think finance payday loans fast payday loans howdotofound payday loans in lombard il after hours payday loans payday 2 cracking safes same day payday loans south africa payday loans in green bay wisconsin mountain financial payday loan payday loan all online payday 2 microphone not working payday loans promotion codes payday loans sherman texas payday 2 afficher fps payday the heist discount payday 2 album payday 2d how play payday 2 online payday loans and scra same day payday loans weekend payday loan laws az star advance payday loan payday loans guercmorteo no teletrack best payday loan companies for bad credit payday loans in portage wi payday infamy skill tree payday loans ceres payday loans norco personal loan that is not a payday loan major payday loan lenders fax free payday loans online payday 2 level 100 guide payday 2 pc problems payday the heist how to turn on flashlight payday 2 skill three 2 month payday loans direct lenders payday loans in south sioux city ne solucion payday 2 no abre payday 2 xbox split screen probleme connexion partie payday 2 my payday advance phone number payday loans reno nevada payday loans kerrville tx mod tool payday 2 xbox payday 2 fast offshore payday 2 go bank time lock payday 2 trip mines modes payday 2 cheat exp payday 2 contact us payday the heist wywala do pulpitu payday the heist techniker dlc 2500 guaranteed payday loans payday 2 infinite sentry guns consumer rights payday loans trucos para payday 2 pc payday 2 how does ecm work payday loans on walzem rd payday loans for unemployment payday loans tqeovertoz no teletrack crack para payday 2 online payday loans ppv advice guide payday payday 2 nothing happens payday loans new castle pa ohio payday loans online payday 2 reloaded pc sortie payday 2 suisse payday 2 configuration pc what interest rate is charged on payday loans compare direct lenders payday loans payday relief com payday 2 beta update 3 payday 2 driving payday 2 rats information location payday the heist game over payday loans manteca ca payday 2 stealth jobs how much money does payday 2 cost payday 2 how to speedrun rats payday loans south okc payday 2 big oil how to 3203 payday ln tls payday loans payday 2 infinite grenades top 10 payday lenders online payday lenders reviews payday loans consumer forum payday 2 hard to join games payday 2 no se a podido crear la partida payday 2 how to turn off shadows payday loans in inglewood ca payday loan chapter 13 payday 2 rare items payday loans students uk how to make payday 2 not lag payday to heist good payday loan online payday 2 how to stealth framing frame day 3 ez bucks payday loans payday 2 armor stats payday loans inverness fl payday 2 overkill hat payday the heist lore payday 2 board payday 2 wiki the dentist payday sterling payday 2 español traduccion keystone payday loans cheap payday 2 xbox 360 payday 2 rehberi payday loans in richlands va payday america loan payday 2 wiki escape hacks de payday 2 simple payday loans no faxing payday loans cortland ny payday slaughterhouse guide are payday loans legal in the state of new york brighton online payday loans payday loan center 44 real payday lenders uk payday loans bonnyville alberta xcrosz payday the heist payday loans bossier la payday loan washington payday loan in warrenton mo payday 2 port settings review payday loan 500 dollars payday loans of america phone number penalties for defaulting on payday loans payday 2 brainiac mask create payday calendar payday heist boring can you claim payday loans on your taxes payday the heist port forwarding payday the heist jugar gratis payday 2 best way to lvl up payday loans uk no debit card where to get a payday loan in md instagram quotes about payday kool 108 workday payday payday 2 production cost trusted instant payday loans payday 2 error no inicia closest payday loan need to pay off payday loans payday 2 big oil engine puzzle payday 2 hud hox payday 2 steam save editor payday film barbados 100 approval payday loan lenders payday 2 online matchmaking payday 2 overdrill payday offervault positions payday 2 requisiti pc personal loans payday loans how to talk in payday 2 payday 2 pager wiki payday 2 xbox 360 iso payday 2 update trailer payday the heist cheat table payday loans direct lender guaranteed approval der clown payday payday dog payday 2 technician c4 build payday 2 framing frame day 3 zip line payday 2 best hybrid payday loans with lowest fees payday loan in san jose ca real 90 day payday loans oasis marketing payday loans payday loans in warrensville ohio top 10 payday 2 mods new update for payday payday the heist türkçe yama payday loans crosby tx morrisons next payday cdcr payday payday 2 can you split screen payday loan for small business payday 2 asalto al banco como instalar payday the heist repack payday loans strathmore payday loans online no verification needed payday 2 ot neogaf payday 2 xbox pricerunner nao consigo jogar payday the heist online payday 2 best primary weapon ghost payday 2 ps3 armas quick online payday loans howdotofound direct payday lender for bad credit online payday loans guercmorteo online payday lending companies sterling payday loans uk online payday loan debit card payday loans near ashland va payday heist release date super bowl payday payday the heist traduccion español payday 2 new diamond heist payday advance in michigan dicas payday 2 payday 2 lost all progress xbox payday the heist rap payday loans quiddi payday 2 too hard single player payday 2 hack de dinero come installare payday the heist money before payday payday the heist cheat codes for ps3 payday 2 melee dps how do i change classes in payday the heist individual payday lenders direct lender payday loan no fax payday 2 save game deleted texas payday loan help ez pawn payday loan lubbock payday the heist fully upgraded ak walk in payday loans in maryland bug sur payday 2 how to join payday 2 steam community houston chronicle payday loans payday 2 update october payday loans hereisthebestin no credit check best payday loan ontario payday interlock payday heist trophies payday 2 best light machine gun payday loans buford hwy payday 1pc payday loans in london ontario payday 2 top players direct lenders for payday loans with no teletrack payday 2 save game problem payday 2 control freak perk payday the heist starts then closes payday 2 è solo online payday the heist how to unlock levels pitch payday loans article payday game mania cashtons payday loans high prairie official payday loans online payday loans 800 payday loans on high street getting c4 in payday 2 payday loan affiliate earnings direct payday lenders with phone numbers payday advance problems como comprar armas no payday 2 steam payday 2 beta if payday is monday when do i get paid barclays payday loans no checks no calls payday finder clear account payday loan payday 2 framing frame day 3 item locations payday loans renton payday 2 firestarter mission payday 2 color bug legal rights on payday loans payday 2 dlc septembre payday loans for seniors loan stop payday loans payday the heist character how to get a payday loan on a prepaid card payday loans in washington courthouse ohio false information payday loan can u go to jail for not paying back a payday loan payday loan billings mt payday 2 ayarlar payday 2 chicago typewriter mods alabama payday loan rates payday 2 best concealment payday loan daytona beach contact number for national payday loan no credit check payday loans sydney payday tiles code payday loans cant pay back payday advance in corona ca payday loans laws in delaware online payday loan in nc power funding payday loan payday loans baownbeuv faxless payday 2 character roles payday 2 freischalten payday loans mayfield payday 2 skill tutorial payday candy expiration date payday advance tempe az payday loan store 60617 payday loan companies in greenville sc why google hates payday loans payday 2 red eyex32 weapon mods 40 payday loan payday loan utah county guaranteed 100 pound payday loans payday 2 loco mods payday 2 optimal weapons payday save 100 glitch payday 2 ps3 payday 2 how to carry body payday loans affiliate payday loans dixon il payday auto sales sumter south carolina payday 2 is c4 worth it payday 2 trainers pc payday 2 why only 2 bots quick online payday loans guercmorteo payday loans howdotofound online payday 2 descargar gratis para pc español payday loan in pensacola fl payday 2 infamous rate payday 2 intro theme list of direct payday lenders bad credit payday shinobi ace retail payday lenders payday auto sales in billings mo payday 2 pc descargar utorrent who regulates payday loans in florida payday loans ottawa ontario canada my payday loan is in collections can payday loans garnish wages in texas payday 2 cheats pc offline pounds till payday telephone number payday 2 collector’s edition pc full game español payday 2 i knew what i did was wrong not working get me a payday loan fast payday loans hereisthebestin bad credit texas payday law hearing payday heist mask sale serial payday the heist online payday loans guercmorteo mi consigliate payday 2 payday 2 two players how to get mask in payday 2 xbox 360 payday loans hereisthebestin faxless payday 2 was ist das offshore konto cant pay payday loan forum in payday 2 what is the offshore account for lowest cost online payday loans payday 2 baseball bat e payday business edition best safest payday loan best weapons in payday 2 payday 2 oil heist payday 2 smelly pirate captain tradução para portugues payday 2 payday 2 voice mod payday loan plainfield in payday loans val caron best place to go for payday loan payday the minecraft heist walkthrough payday loans in madison al payday muy dificil payday 2 screensaver payday loan theft check payday for the ps3 payday 2 humble mask pack buy payday loans maple ridge bc payday 2 full money payday loans nationwide limited payday 2 big oil app payday loans in temecula california payday loans teutonia payday advance gallatin tn 4 gig update for payday 2 no mercy dlc payday payday 2 hoxhud install how to negotiate with a payday loan company where can i get a payday loan on long island Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss

Brew Bits: Jilly from Philly


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-29-2015


There is a secret list of black folk you cannot talk slick about for fear of sounding like Don Lemon. This list is on some dead sea scroll somewhere and is passed around at various negro social settings. I don’t know its entire contents but I do know that Patti LaBelle, Super-sized Luther, President Obama, White Jesus and Jill Scott are on it. Now before ya’ll come after me for breaking bad, let me just say I love Jill but right now I wish she would just stick to writing dope songs and nix the social commentary on Bill Cosby. Jill appeared on The Breakfast Club to promote her new album and explain why she can no longer support Pilly Billy! She said the comedian was like a hometown father, so she didn’t want to initially jump on the bandwagon with his accusers and tear down his legacy. Now she feels differently. She brought up previous accusations against Michael Jackson, Allen “Practice” Iverson and Kevin Clash (the dude who had his hand up Elmo’s ass for decades). She then added that ALL men have “proclivities” and THIS my friends is where she lost me.

Peep it at 10:17:


plural noun: proclivities
  1. a tendency to choose or do something regularly; an inclination or predisposition toward a particular thing.

I’m no wordsmith, but I’m not sure “proclivities” equates to drugging and raping women. Proclivities to me is liking freckles or cute feet. Sigh… relax Jill and just take a long walk! <—- see what I did there? What say you, Brewchies?




The Illest sh*t they never wrote…?


Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-28-2015

1398901231_amen_meek_mill_drake_18<–fitting pose

Sigh….my auntie status is being tested today with these urban Backyardians shouting “ghostwriter” from the rooftops of their rented penthouses. Last week Meek Mill claimed Drake has a ghostwriter and even though I love my non-threatening half negro from the North, I was not clutching my pearls at that revelation. Drake responded, so did the alleged ghostwriter and the rest is negroidian history… for now. Fast forward a week and now David Banner wants his coins from Lil Wayne! I mean, I guess? I grew up with Hip Hop. I’m even a bit snobby about it. I know that having a ghostwriter is the ultimate rappin’ faux pas, the worst thing you could accuse your rhyme foe of doing, but really? These dudes do not possess the prolific word skills of ANYONE’s “Top Five”. Meek and Drake are not capable for ether-ing each other and while it’s a bougie black person’s right of passage to pump Drake at all times, Lil Wayne’s raps kill braincells and gets you pregnant AT.THE.SAME.DAMN.TIME. So what are we really taumbout here?


Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Comments Off on Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 07-20-2015

Generation_OneWe’re all looking to keep some extra coins in our pockets, right? We all need money for something. Whether it’s a necessity or a splurge, sometimes saving up for what you want can be tough, especially if you don’t come from a culture of savers. I had the chance to recently check out a new film that aims to reverse that trend. Generation One: The Search for Black Wealth is the latest documentary by Lamar and Ronnie Tyler, creators of the Black and Married with Kids website. The film tackles a subject many of us often find taboo to talk about in public: MONEY! Specifically, Generation One outlines practical steps that Black people need to take to ditch a consumer’s mindset and build a wealth legacy for future generations. That wealth legacy exists in other cultures and the lack of it is what forces many of us to have to start a Go Fund Me for funeral expenses or to go into deep debt to attend college.

This film breaks it all the way down, with notable quotables from the likes for Dr. Julianne Malveaux, Dr. Boyce Watkins, and radio host David Anderson who really steals the show with his in your face delivery. Take a look:

The Tylers have been on a mini-tour, screening the film in major cities this month. If you missed it, you can grab your copy here.

Want more Witches’ Brew?


Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Comments Off on Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted on 07-07-2015


I nominate him for Knighthood… we don’t do that here in the US do we? Well we should start!


As a currently slightly discouraged American… this world has been a little rough on us humans who believe in decency and kindness, lately.

This past weekend, though… I believe I have found the person that can bring together all the fighting factions: the Dolezal and her ancestors… the Mexicans and the Trump (nah eff Trump, drop him off in a hole somewhere.)

White Hayzeus in a thong hath brought us “Magic Mike XXL” and it is GOOD!  NO seriously, IT IS!  The makers of this here sequel listened to the randy masses. They got rid of that pesky plot crap full of seedy existential angst (“if the stripper p-pops alone, does his thong make a sound?”)  from the first movie and replaced it with  silliness, grinding (cause that’s what you’re paying for) and the dance!

So much dance and lifting and tossing about! Oh and bromance, because these are strippers with hearts of gotdamn gold!

They got rid of Matthew McConaughey who’s hot is still on layaway from his Oscar win. Jada Pinkett Smith joins the cast as his replacement, and dammit– I kinda love her. (Fish Mooney has been killing her acting lately!)

OK fine, you don’t trust me at my word and need some more info?  Basically Channing Tatum aka Mike the Whittler of Ugly Furniture, who hails from the Magic Village of Spray Tan… rolls with his boisterous crew to a “stripper convention”. Hijinx ensue. Yep, that is the plot.  Look, they know their audience.

They know I am a tired working woman, and don’t necessarily want to think deep ass thoughts all the time. I wanna see some asses wiggling…dip it low and pick it up slow, fellas! Nah, seriously there’s a whole thing about owning your sexuality and there is total body positivity and all that jazz, there is ZERO making fun of women in this movie…yadda yadda yadda…        Hey, Joe Manganiello.


Stephen “Twitch” Boss

I mean they didn’t even bother to give the Stripper Convention a catchy name. They know what you’re here for, you know what you’re here for. Let’s not pretend.  But wait there’s more, along the way they meet up with some Chocolaty DELICOUS grindy fellas for a grinderful time. Seriously, it’s a Brother Abpolooza.  Just 30 minutes of Magic Mike are what Chocolate City tried to be.


Might I interest you in a 7 piece suit, sir?

I mean I guess…

The irony is, I LOATHE male strippers in real life. But if the slimy guy from my cousin’s bachelorette party looked like ANY of the fellas in this fine film, I’d stay stocked in dolla bills… ok maybe not Donald Glover. Seriously, I love Childish Gambino as much as anyone who’s your Auntie’s age, but still likes to know what the kids are listening too. But I’mma need that nerd to put his chest up.

So treat your Big auntie and yaself. It’s a good time! FOR REAL!



Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Comments Off on Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 06-30-2015


Britney Spears is not here for Iggy Azalea’s shenanigans. Miss “Toxic” tossed a glittery bag full of shade at the Aussie rapper after Iggy not-so-subtly accused the singer (insert finger quotes) of not doing enough to promote their duet, “Pretty Girls.”

In a Twitter back and forth with her fans (do I need more finger quotes here?), the rapper (insert another set of finger quotes) said there wasn’t enough of a push for the song.


Taste The Brew for more