Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in brew dating woes | Posted on 18-07-2011
So I had a great weekend, went to my hometown of Puerto Rico (The Bronx) and kicked it with my best buds and what not. Saturday night found me at a function in which I witnessed men that I know personally work the room in hopes of finding ladyfolk to hump on. Some of these men are not necessarily single but still on a ferocious prowl for punanny. Now I get that men are supposed to be dogs blah blah blah (not on the bitter train so I don’t believe this applies to all men at all) but what I don’t get, seriously don’t get, is committing to a woman and then using your time away from said woman to hunt other women like it’s a sport. We all have free will, no one had to commit to another human being, there are no guns to anyone’s head. I am not confused about the whys of this kind of thing nor am I asking the long standing question “Why do men cheat?”, that question and the answers that usually follow bore the absolute hell outta me. I guess I just wanna understand why we commit to people and things knowing we really aren’t going to honor that commitment at all.
There will always be a woman with a fatter ass, nicer teeth, a flatter stomach, the list can go on and on so I guess I just wanna know why a man can’t simply just acknowledge the beauty of a another woman and leave it there?? like seriously, why come? Like why does a man’s down time have to be spent drawing up a “Imma cheat on my lady blueprint”, I just don’t get it, at all. What is so difficult about remaining single until you can do the one lady thang? I won’t even get into the fact that most of these men are as undesirable as undesirable gets…. about 10 good, strong teeth (because apparently teeth are optional), “Rocko Paco” CVS brand cologne, confusing fashion choices. I guess men that you would look at and think they are probably happy to have found love, no such luck!
Observations like these pretty much solidify that I will remain single for a good while longer, seems absolutely no one is ever satisfied with what THEY chose. Always looking for more or something better, and since I’m not in the business of policing a man when he walks out the door, why torture myself wondering if he’s still looking to upgrade me? nah I’m good…………