So I had a great weekend, went to my hometown of Puerto Rico (The Bronx) and kicked it with my best buds and what not. Saturday night found me at a function in which I witnessed men that I know personally work the room in hopes of finding ladyfolk to hump on. Some of these men are not necessarily single but still on a ferocious prowl for punanny. Now I get that men are supposed to be dogs blah blah blah (not on the bitter train so I don’t believe this applies to all men at all)  but what I don’t get, seriously don’t get, is committing to a woman and then using your time away from said woman to hunt other women like it’s a sport. We all have free will, no one had to commit to another human being, there are no guns to anyone’s head. I am not confused about the whys of this kind of thing nor am I asking the long standing question “Why do men cheat?”, that question and the answers that usually follow bore the absolute hell outta me. I guess I just wanna understand why we commit to people and things knowing we really aren’t going to honor that commitment at all. 

There will always be a woman with a fatter ass, nicer teeth, a flatter stomach, the list can go on and on so I guess I just wanna know why a man can’t simply just acknowledge the beauty of a another woman and leave it there?? like seriously, why come? Like why does a man’s down time have to be spent drawing up a “Imma cheat on my lady blueprint”, I just don’t get it, at all. What is so difficult about remaining single until you can do the one lady thang? I won’t even get into the fact that most of these men are as undesirable as undesirable gets…. about 10 good, strong teeth (because apparently teeth are optional), “Rocko Paco” CVS brand cologne, confusing fashion choices. I guess men that you would look at and think they are probably happy to have found love, no such luck! 

Observations like these pretty much solidify that I will remain single for a good while longer, seems absolutely no one is ever satisfied with what THEY chose. Always looking for more or something better, and since I’m not in the business of policing a man when he walks out the door, why torture myself wondering if he’s still looking to upgrade me? nah I’m good………… 

*Sigh*

After more than a decade of legal troubles, chicken grease, prostitutes and bad hairdos, D’Angelo is getting back to work. He’s been in the studio with The Roots’ Ahmir “Questlove” Thompson, working on his 11 years overdue project. The record will reportedly be released before the end of the year but could move to early 2012.

And since it’s Sunday, let’s honor the goodness of de lawd, dating back to 2000…

Amen.

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It sounds like Shaunie O’Neal may be regretting the beast she created. O’Neal admitted to EbonyJet.com that Basketball Wives is unbalanced and kinda trashy…

“People say to me: ‘You’re saying the portrayal of Black women is bad on TV, but your show is one of the number one reasons why it is.’ Guess what? I agree! But you look at those credits — it’s more than me executive producing it. I brought this vision to a table full of people, a table full of executives, and since then it has taken on its own new thing.

The L.A. cast — there are some wives and fiancés, which I’m fine with. But there’s a little bit of trash kind of sprinkled into that cast that I’m totally against. I was really very hands off with that cast. It’s just drama and … that’s not my vision. I don’t think that all money is good money. I don’t need it that bad. So we are having some issues. I’ve kind of just had to take a backseat and shut up and just let it go, let it ride. It’s David and Goliath right now.

I’m trying to get some type of balance on. Even Basketball Wives Miami — can we show Tami and I going to Project Girls and giving a girl a semester’s worth of tuition? Can we show that we actually have sat down and had good times and laughed like girlfriends? It’s not always the two minutes of drama that you get after eight hours of taping and somebody getting on somebody’s nerves. I get that it sells; I get that that’s what people wanna see. But … can we show that these ladies actually can conduct themselves in a respectable manner? That they do know how to use the English language correctly? We aren’t always going off.”

I’m sure that “trash” sprinkled into the LA cast is total shade-throwing at Gloria Govan, sister of the woman rumored to have done the grown up with Shaunie’s ex, Shaq. She’s so transparent!

I find it funny that she’s the executive producer and “face” of this franchise but she can’t make some changes somewhere? She’s regretting this trashy, imbalanced show all the way to the bank.

And I will be watching it tomorrow night. #justsayin (But I only watch for Tami…)

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<— I need not ever see this again, ya hear me Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifadiddykalamazoo? Yuck! – Honey German

CeeLo Green spits game to Kelly Rowland… looks like it’s working – EUR Web

Marc & JLo split. But why? – Socialite Life

Rev. Al Sharpton to get his own MSNBC show? – TV Newser

1000 people at the Kardashian wedding? GTFOH! – Oh No They Didn’t

Tiger Woods having money troubles? – Media Outrage

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All is not well in the Haus of Knowles this morning. Beyonce’s father, Mathew Knowles, filed legal papers to get to the bottom of why he was fired as her manager. Word is Bey thinks her dad stole money –lots o’money– from her. Mathew says it’s all lie. He claims Live Nation Entertainment wanted Beyonce so badly that they told Bey her dad was skimming money to which he wasn’t entitled. Beyonce’s lawyers did an audit and the law firm agreed that Mathew took the money… that’s when he got the boot and was replaced by a manager who used to work for Live Nation. Mathew claims the allegations are false. It seems he’s now pursuing his own case against Live Nation.

Interestingly enough, Jay-Z inked a $150 million deal with Live Nation three years ago that gave him a sizable amount of shares and includes Roc Nation and his own recordings and tours for the next 10 years. Ok, maybe I’m a conspiracy theorist but this seems real fishy… like a carefully crafted plot to pull Beyonce into the fold and nix Poppa K from the picture (allegedly)? Hmmm…

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I read the rumor this morning that Tyrese and Whitney Houston may be canoodling, hunching, bumping uglies and whatnot. I gave it a strong witchly eyeroll and a whatever with no intention of blogging it… until, the Prophet of Tweets took to his Twitter to deny it.

Man if ya’ll don’t GTFOH w this dumb shit.. http://tinyurl.com/3dvpne4 Hahahahahaahahaa… #NEVER… I repeat.. NEVER..!!less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet ReplyTyrese Gibson
Tyrese

No disrespect .. I have never and will NEVER date Whitney Houston.. Can’t be serious.. Someone must be bored as shit.. #Stopitplzless than a minute ago via Mobile Web Favorite Retweet ReplyTyrese Gibson
Tyrese

But, but, but, wait… it gets better. Then, spawn of the Princess of New Jersey and the King of Beantown hopped on her Twitter to slam Tyrese as if he isn’t worthy to hold Ray J’s boxers.

Lmao @ @Tyrese . . Damn it’s like tht?! Hah well to clear it up, TRUSTME, MYMOM WOULD NEVER. Hah #shesroyalty. Wouldn’t want em, noworries:)less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet ReplyBobbi Kristina Brown
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Royalty though? Man, days like this are manna from Heaven.

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This installation of  Ask A Dude is a little  different this week :  A conversation Dude to Dude

 (much different than Dude ON Dude, but you like it I love it.)

So, YAY! Our own Brew Dude Phlip is about to be a first time dad, like VERY soon.  

Can you dudes,who happen to all be great dads, share advice or words of wisdom with him?

 Something you wish someone had told you, perhaps?

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Zombie of Mr. Crab (1 boy, 12ish months):  Probably shouldn’t have let the rhythm hit his lady, but if this was consensual, CONGRATS! Having a child is one of the best experiences in the world. Better than any Disney World or Great Adventure roller coaster. Get familiar with www.diapers.com and www.babiesrus.com. The days of giving babies Pet milk are over…Formula costs run similar to an ounce of Black Tar Heroin…and heaven forbid if your kid has any allergies or something…now you gotta get the top shelf formula…$$$$$$$$. I must say, outside the ridiculous costs of diapers, formula, clothes, shoes, toy (most toddlers like tv remotes and pots and pans, so skip the traditional toys for the first 3-4 years), having a child is one of the most fulfilling events of one’s life. To watch how your actions directly shape and mold this little human being is one of God’s greatest gifts…too sad you’ll be too tired and broke to fully enjoy it.

 

GROSS DUDE (1 boy,  10): Babies Cry…. a lot….and for no reason. The end.

 

 

 

 

 

But the love of them will keep you from going nuts (at least it “should” keep you from going loco). Anything that shouldn’t be said in public, they’ll say it. Any time they get a chance to embarrass you, they will. Taking them to a toy store is like asking Satan to tap dance on your balls. Speaking of balls, they have a built in homing device that they don’t tell you about, and your balls are the target EVERY TIME you “play”. I think it’s God’s way of teaching you a lesson.   But, welcome to the club. Many cheers to you.

 

Rev Real: (4 Boys..FOUR–do ages really matter? FOUR of ‘em): **could not respond to this request as he was watching the Backyardigans, wiping puke off of his shoulder … and submitting numerous requests for marital coitus.

 

 

 

 

ELPHIE:   CONGRATS, PHLIP AND LADY PHLIP! I’m not a dad, but I’ve dated some HOT ones from time to time! Uh…what was I saying? Uh, yea CONGRATS!

 

 

 

 

*Today’s avatars brought to you by random miscellaneous babies and Mrs. Euphegenia Doubtfire…the best durn Fictional Dad/Mom ever!

Former National of Islam member links the group to the Notorious B.I.G. murder cover-up – HipHopDX

The Real Housewives of The Bible? Yup. There’s a show for that. – EUR

Woman caught sneaking her boo out of prison in a suitcase (the pic is priceless!) – Kimora Cochran

The hosts of that chick show that is not “The View” attempt to deliver breaking news about Casey Anthony – Jezebel

Kim Kardashian tweets about the Casey Anthony verdict… gets called out for her father’s OJ connections – Rickey

Jay-Z & Kanye announce a release date for “Watch The Throne.” It’s a Carter Summer y’all… – Pop Culture Fix

Fast food & liquor? Together? Just what the neighborhood needs… – FitPerez

Charlie Sheen to be roasted by Comedy Central. #DVRwinning – PopEater

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Friends with benefits. We’ve all done it. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it backfires. But, do you want all of Facebook to know you’re getting your hump on with one of your FB friends? The movie studio behind the new Mr. Leave Miss Jackson Shirtless at the Super Bowl Justin Timberlake movie Friends With Benefits is putting the press on Facebook to add “FWB” as a relationship status option.

You can actually tell Mark Zuckerberg and his FB cronies you want the “FWB” option by “donating” your status to the cause (*finger quotes*) by clicking here. So, what’s your call, Brewchies? Is this a good move? Would you make “friends with benefits” your Facebook status?

BTW, Friends With Benefits (the movie) opens July 22nd.

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