Terrell Owens is not having the best week life time ever. The former NFL star laments his career and tells GQ about being depressed and low on cash in a new interview. You can click over there for all the football talk (yaada yaada yaada). But, on a personal note, Owens talks about his impregnation woes. You see, Terrell has four children, ages 5 to 12, by four women. And all of said women want their share of child support. LIKE. NOW. ANDALÈ. PRONTO. Terrell admits he’s “not a very good judge of character,” is too trusting and loyal to a fault. And, well, he’s paying for it… to the tune of $44,600 a month in child support, about which he says:

If there’s anything I’m sorry about, it’s getting involved with all that.

Ya think?

Terrell was never in full-fledged relationships with ANY of these women. One, he calls a one night stand. The rest were friends with benefits, or “repeat offenders” as he calls them. His relationship with the mother of the youngest child is so broken that he has never even met his son. Owens says he sees his other children as much as possible.

T.O. is now in court with all four women. Ya know, I can’t really find it within myself to have the sads for this guy. And I’m usually the nice, Emo Witch.

I’m no rocket scientist or anything Turrrrrrell, but it seems to me that you need a lifetime supply of these from here on out…

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