4 Witches who stir up a pinch of celebrity, pop culture, health, fitness and old fashioned common (which seems uncommon) sense.

Meet The Witches

 

Elphaba

You’ll like her when she’s angry. A She Hulk of a Witch, Elphie (the
blogger formerly known as Bianca Hall Oates Merriweather Pavilion aka
The Grammar Witch) just wants the people to get their minds right,
stomp on the status quo, bust a cap in the glass ceiling, live beyond
expectations, fly like an eagle — save the cheerleader save the
world!  After serving as a wet nurse to Weezy’s babies, she became
Chair of the Board for the “Moisturize Your Situation Initiative”;  A
Not For Profit Foundation (unless you’re willing to pay) that
advocates for celebrities and the general public, to stop walking
around with hair that looks like it can bleed.  In 2013 she will self
publish a book of recipes using Rick Ross’ titty milk.
It’s not easy being green.

Contact: sexygreenthang69 @gmail. com

Fleur Delacour

The artist formally known as Fawnda Simmons is on some NEW AGE ISH! She has upgraded, sans the Yaki, and has taken on the witchy moniker “Fleur Delacour” because its sounds mad cultured! Fleur’s hobbies include; helping to recruit ignants negrids for the race draft, working on her “insatiable eye game” for Dhani Jones and pursing all things Illuminati so she can throw up the Roc sign with witch pride!

Contact: FleurDelacourWB@gmail.com

 

Piper

Piper is that witch that is just too cool for school. She’s fun, cooky, nutty and in some circles may even be considered insane. In short, The Piper is the joint! (this 3rd person isht rocks!) Piper’s got the skinny on it all too, porn, weave, tight jeans, penis texases, how to get a different boy to buy you a steak each night of the week and much much more. Piper is not for the faint of heart, she’s more of an acquired taste but be forewarned you will want more and more……
Get at me: pipemebaby@gmail.com

 

 

 

 

 

Witch Hazel

AKA “Tech Witch.” AKA “Research Witch.” Witch Hazel enjoys fierce fashion, a good Tami Roman smackdown and pointing out the 1/2-star Barbies who think they’re 5-star. She’s added some new interests: planning Fantasia’s “Sip & See,” babysitting Lil Wayne’s seeds, tutoring Waka Flocka in phonics and reading Tyrese’s tweets.
Contact: witchhazelwb@gmail.com

 

 

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