Brewshyt

Brew·shyt

[brew-shit]-shit·ting, interjection
Slang: Vulgar.
–noun
1. nonsense, lies, act of extreme randomness or an unbelievable sight
–verb (used with object)
2. to lie or commit act of extreme randomness
Used in a sentence:
Brandy’s lacefront wig is some Brewshyt.

Other Brew Terms You Should Learn

#BAM: A term used to reflect the hotness of a dress, abs, hair or anything worthy of approval; anything less is a #FAIL
Daniel: A mythical creature who will most certainly “check” you if your grammar and spelling aren’t on point. See here.
Disport: Is an actual word. Yet for some reason if you are on Match.com, you use it in a completely unintelligible and confused way that has a well learned woman wondering if it is a real word at all! So feel free to use it in any way you want. Much like the word “smurf”.
Double Hatting: Wearing an actual hat on top of a hair hat.
FAH: “Fat Ass Hater.” A term used sarcastically by the Witches’ and our ilk; doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a fat ass or that you hate fat asses, but you are hating in a majorly big way. You also need to read the Witches’ rules about “hating” and upgrade your sorry vocabulary
Frozed and hard in my place: Sexually aroused (another Match.com gem)
Girl, Bye!: An abrupt dismissal, when it is not even worth the effort to form the words to get rid of someone.
Hair Hat: Wig, weave or any other hairpiece that is perched upon a head.
Joyous: The feeling a Match.com suitor would like to fill you with, after you arouse him and “spill” on his parts.
LaTasha: The three-legged whore whose mere presence signals the end of your relationship (and basically means there’s been some cheatin’ going on)
Lions: Your lusty loins. We just spelled it wrong once and it stuck!
Louie Bullock’s Mean Mugging Academy: Louis Bardo Bullock RULES, he also does not have time for your ish. He’s busy teaching other celeb babies how to mean mug the paparazzi.
Mottel™ (R Kelly): A model.
Smokin’ Salma: Salma Hayek is hot…plus she smokes. And we like to point that out. A lot.