1. nonsense, lies, act of extreme randomness or an unbelievable sight
–verb (used with object)
2. to lie or commit act of extreme randomness
Used in a sentence:
Brandy’s lacefront wig is some Brewshyt.
Other Brew Terms You Should Learn
- #BAM: A term used to reflect the hotness of a dress, abs, hair or anything worthy of approval; anything less is a #FAIL
- Daniel: A mythical creature who will most certainly “check” you if your grammar and spelling aren’t on point. See here.
- Disport: Is an actual word. Yet for some reason if you are on Match.com, you use it in a completely unintelligible and confused way that has a well learned woman wondering if it is a real word at all! So feel free to use it in any way you want. Much like the word “smurf”.
- Double Hatting: Wearing an actual hat on top of a hair hat.
- FAH: “Fat Ass Hater.” A term used sarcastically by the Witches’ and our ilk; doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a fat ass or that you hate fat asses, but you are hating in a majorly big way. You also need to read the Witches’ rules about “hating” and upgrade your sorry vocabulary
- Frozed and hard in my place: Sexually aroused (another Match.com gem)
- Girl, Bye!: An abrupt dismissal, when it is not even worth the effort to form the words to get rid of someone.
- Hair Hat: Wig, weave or any other hairpiece that is perched upon a head.
- Joyous: The feeling a Match.com suitor would like to fill you with, after you arouse him and “spill” on his parts.
- LaTasha: The three-legged whore whose mere presence signals the end of your relationship (and basically means there’s been some cheatin’ going on)
- Lions: Your lusty loins. We just spelled it wrong once and it stuck!
- Louie Bullock’s Mean Mugging Academy: Louis Bardo Bullock RULES, he also does not have time for your ish. He’s busy teaching other celeb babies how to mean mug the paparazzi.
- Mottel™ (R Kelly): A model.
- Smokin’ Salma: Salma Hayek is hot…plus she smokes. And we like to point that out. A lot.
Blogs In The Brew
- Black Love & Marriage
- Black & Married With Kids
- Brookey’s Cafe Blog
- Chic & Kinky
- Cotten Kandi
- Crunk + Disorderly
- DC Dating Adventures
- Diamond Dust
- Fierce and Nerdy
- For Real Though
- Inside My Head
- Kimora Cochran
- Media Outrage
- Pop Culture Fix
- Prune Juice Media
- Reggie’s Rantings
- Shoot, Pass, Quibble!
- Soul Brother
- Tabloid Prodigy
- The Curvy Diva’s Closet
- The Curvy Fashionista
- The Desultory Life & Times of a Public Citizen
- The Dirty Details (NSFW)
- The Intersection of Madness & Reality
- The Musings of a Madman
- Visual Eye Media
- What DC People Hate