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Brew Bits: Skinny Arms Shapewear

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in As Seen On TV, brew bits | Posted on 20-07-2010

Blame Michelle Obama’s guns for this latest adventure in As Seen On TV-ism.

“Skinny Arms” shapewear is a little shrug you wear under your clothes to fake the look of toned arms. The sleeves stop just above the elbow so if you rock these in the summer, you’ll need to cover up (read: you might combust).

Taste The Brew to watch the demo…

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Want Bigger Boobs? Call On God’s Hand…

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in As Seen On TV, Big Boobs, God's Hand | Posted on 12-11-2009

If you want to get your tittay meat on Amy Winehouse status, then check out this Chinese product called “God’s Hand.” It’s an inflatable bra that boosts you to a B cup, C or even a D.

Translation…for those who don’t speakadalanguish:

Man:
Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!


Woman:
When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!
When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!
When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!


Man:
B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES

Didn’t Reebok already do this with a shoe? I’m just sayin’…

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Want Bigger Boobs? Call On God’s Hand…

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in As Seen On TV, Big Boobs, God's Hand | Posted on 12-11-2009

If you want to get your tittay meat on Amy Winehouse status, then check out this Chinese product called “God’s Hand.” It’s an inflatable bra that boosts you to a B cup, C or even a D.

Translation…for those who don’t speakadalanguish:

Man:
Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!


Woman:
When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!
When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!
When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!


Man:
B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES

Didn’t Reebok already do this with a shoe? I’m just sayin’…

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Want Bigger Boobs? Call On God’s Hand…

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Posted by admin | Posted in As Seen On TV, Big Boobs, God's Hand | Posted on 12-11-2009

If you want to get your tittay meat on Amy Winehouse status, then check out this Chinese product called “God’s Hand.” It’s an inflatable bra that boosts you to a B cup, C or even a D.

Translation…for those who don’t speakadalanguish:

Man:
Is her, Is her, her is her AGAIN! she is the same, just that a breast size is different!


Woman:
When I go to the office, I adjust to B cup. Pretty in every sense!
When I hit the streets, I adjust to a C cup. I bedazzle all the people around me!
When I party, I adjust to a D cup. Hot and Fiery!


Man:
B, C, D THREE DIFFERENT SIZES

Didn’t Reebok already do this with a shoe? I’m just sayin’…

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As Seen on TV: Mr. T’s FlavorWave Oven

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in As Seen On TV, Mr. T | Posted on 01-10-2009


Take dat George Foreman!

Only three payments of $39.95! Where’s my checkbook?

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