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@BowWow Is Still Writing Grammatically-Challenged Letters


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in bow wow | Posted on 29-09-2011

After confessing he fathered a daughter (with a video mottel©) in a heartfelt yet grammatically-challenged letter to his fans in July, Bow Wow is back with more news. In a letter to his baby girl, Shai, (which he’s oddly titled “Letter To My Fans: Daddy Is A Rolling Stone”) Bow apologizes for leaving her to join Chris Brown’s “F.A.M.E.” tour. A certain “fakeout” website is reporting he’s broke and that’s why he’s hopped on board (oh yes, Shad Moss wrote a letter addressing that too). But, on to the new letter (I find this works best if you read it in either your T.I. or “Diamond” voice):

This will be the first time where ill be on tour since having my daughter. As a professional i know its my job to travel be gone for months out of the year, but this time ill be away from my baby girl. Its crazy because she dont know what daddy do yet… im prepared for the millions of questions she’s going to ask me. One of my favorite movies is “Walk Hard” i love it because i shared so many of the same things he was going through. He was missing birthdays, all kinds of things that as a parent you dont and just cant miss. Talk about the life of a rolling stone. I know all this is gonna come with the territory. It is a sacrifice, because yall (My fans) need me just like she does. If i dont tour 4 to 5 months out of the year or go do a movie for 3 months then how can she do all the things she wants to do in life. Its hard i cant lie. I’ve already missed some important things because of my job already. When she get about 4 and tells me “Daddy dont leave yet” ima be like “ooohhhhhh noooooo” “look at them lil green eyes” she’s gonna get me every time hahaha. I just want my daughter to know that im out here grinding. Working harder then ever because im still young and tomorrow ain’t promised. Everything i do i do it for her. Even if i go a month with out seeing her because im on the road or in another country, its for her and her future. When i was younger i would see my Dj and Road manager always on the phone arguing to their wives because they could not understand. I’ll admit this is tough on any woman. Understand this game is no 9 to 5. My job requires ALOT and at any given time things change. My job is 24 hours, i might be daddy to her but im Bow Wow the rapper the actor to the world. Just know when daddy get off tour we going to Disney.. cuz even ima need a break. HAHAHA I’ve been working so hard on this album and its all because of her. She has matured me as a man, made me look at life different, and realize whats important. I used to be stuck on jewelry cars and all dat bullshit. NOW.. ima different person. feel like a new artist . Helped me and my moms communicate better. When i leave to go on the F.A.M.E TOUR Shai Shai and i give a kiss its not a goodbye or see ya later, its a daddy went to go get them bands im coming right back. Instead of me leaving with a brief case, it will be a mic in one hand and a script in the other. I Love you Shai

P.S. too bad you too young to come to the shows. Would be dope for you to see daddy kill live on stage. But hopefully god will let me continue to do this at the pace im doing it at now and there will be plenty of tours for you to come on. Daddy gotta go, but when its over your the first person im coming too.

Love Daddy Wizzle

Jesus, be a home school tutor.

©R Kelly
Image via Bow Wow

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Twittervention: What’s Wrong With Bow Wow?


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in bow wow, Twitter, Twittervention | Posted on 06-11-2010

Bow Wow is having some kind of pity party on Twitter tonight. I feel a little bad for the wee guy and kinda concerned at the same time. Is Twitter really the place for emotional breakdowns or is this some kind of stunt? Read his tweets and tell us what you think.

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Twittervention: Bow Wow & Tahiry


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in bow wow, Tahiry, Twitter, Twittervention | Posted on 13-05-2010

Look, Twitter can be your friend sometimes… you can find out good gossip, you can follow these Witches, you can even land a job or get free stuff on Twitter.  But one thing tweets should NOT be used for is soliciting “dome” or posting pics of your vagicat!!!  That’s what direct messaging is for.  Duh!

Bow Wow got himself into some Twitter-drama after it was reported that he asked a fan for some “dome” (government: oral sex) on Twitter.  Then, he claimed that someone photoshopped the message to make it appear that it came from his timeline.  Mmmm hmmm.  This, coming from the man sending drunken tweets after New Year’s.  We don’t believe you Bow Weakzy… you need more people.

Then there’s video chick and former Joe Budden squeeze, Tahiry, who managed to TwitPic a photo of her vajj!  Of course she claims she was hacked and rightfully so… that vagicat looks like minced meat.  Jump over to IHadHeard for the very NSFW pic… make sure you haven’t had lunch though.

The stories write themselves people.  They write themselves.


What’s Brewing…


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Anderson Cooper, bow wow, brew bits, brewshyt, cassie, conan o'brien, Derek Blanks, Haiti, Mike Tyson, What's Brewing | Posted on 19-01-2010

Anderson Cooper is my hero – dlisted

Luxury cruise ship docks in Haiti, despite earthquake – ABC News

Derek Blanks strikes again – Bossip

Bow Wow beefs with his momma on Twitter – Crunk + Disorderly

Conan O’Brien gets paid to quit – TMZ

Got Milk? [NSFW] – You Know You Dead Azz Wrong

Cassie wants to F*ck You Silly! – Necole Bitchie

“The Hangover” changed Iron Mike Tyson’s life – PopEater


Bow Wow: Don’t Tweet & Drive


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in bow wow, Twitter | Posted on 01-01-2010

Bow Wow celebrated the new year behind the wheel and wasted! He partied with Chris Brown and Akon at LIV nightclub at the Fontainbleau in Miami.  Just after midnight, a drunken Shad Moss (@bowwow614) tweeted this message to his followers:

Then, he doubled his bone-headedness by tweeting:

Uh, seems to me Breezy should never get in another Lambo ever in life.

Anyway, after the tweets went out, someone on Bow’s PR team clearly knocked some sense into him. The tweets were deleted and Bow added this:

Can we nominate him for dumbass of the year already?