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Kanye & Kim Are Having A Baby, But You’ll Never See The Kid (allegedly)


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew baby bit, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian | Posted on 01-01-2013

Kanye West and Kim KardashianKim Kardashian used her womb to secure a “still relevant” spot in 2013. Before the New Year began, Kanye West announced he and his “baby mama” have a little jeggings wearer on the way at one of his Atlantic City concerts. Kim later confirmed the news on her blog. Now, there’s word that the woman who has made her livelihood in front of the camera (*wink wink*) will take the Beyonce route and keep her child shielded from the public’s eye. TMZ is on Fetus Watch like a mug and they’re reporting the infant will not be a reality show star.

While most of the Kardashians’ lives are fodder for their hit reality show … sources close to Kim tell us she and Kanye don’t want their baby dragged into the family biz.

We’re told K&K want to keep that part of their lives separate from “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” … so they can “ensure real privacy” for the baby.

Further, we’re told Kim is saying the baby will NEVER be on the family’s show or have its own spin-off — nor will there be a ‘Kim Gives Birth’ TV special … she and Kanye are nixing that idea too.

Kim will still milk her pregnancy on social media and be very public with her fans about her journey because she thinks being pregnant (by one dude while still married to another) “is great and cute.” I feel a baby Kardashian Kollection coming soon as well.

Congrats to the couple. They seem to dig each other. She should probably get divorced from that other dude soon, though.

Do you think Baby West will somehow make it on TV eventually?

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Brew Baby Bit: Reggie Bush Is Going To Be A Daddy


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew baby bit, Kim Kardashian, reggie bush | Posted on 09-10-2012

In knocked up news… Reggie Bush impregnated a lady who looks a lot like but is NOT Kim Kardashian. The Bush announced he has a “little one on the way” with girlfriend Lilit Avagyan (yeah, she’s Armenian too). It will be his first child and he’s hoping for a boy. A “source” (finger quotes) says The Tush is pissed that Reggie is having a baby with someone other than her.

So, clearly, The Bush has a type, eh?
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Brew Baby Bit: Amber Rose Goes All “Beyonce,” Announces Pregnancy At The VMAs


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in amber rose, brew baby bit, mtv, mtv video music awards, Wiz Khalifa | Posted on 07-09-2012

It was déjà vu on the red carpet last night. A year after Beyonce used the MTV Video Music Awards to announce the second coming of sweet baby Jesus that she and Jay-Z were expecting a behbeh, the worst kept news in Hip Hop was confirmed in the same fashion. Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa announced they are with child at last night’s VMAs. Amber’s growing baby bump has been pretty obvious in recent weeks, but the engaged couple confirmed it with MTV’s Sway.

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I find these two completely adorable. Congrats to them…but what I really want to know is: where are the rest of Wiz’s pants?

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Brew Baby Bit: Introducing, Blue Ivy Carter


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Beyonce, brew baby bit, Jay Z | Posted on 10-02-2012

The first photos of Blue Ivy Carter have found their way online, thanks to Papa Jay-Z’s blog, Life + Times. The Carters opted not to sell the images but to release them in their own way and on their own time. Classy.

Jay-Z and Beyonce added this note with the adorable photos: “We welcome you to share in our joy. Thank you for respecting our privacy during this beautiful time in our lives. The Carter Family.”

Tina has some skronnnnng genes.

Babies everywhere are trying to cop that lacefront.

Images via Life + Times
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Brew Baby Bit: Beyoncé Delivers?


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Beyonce, brew baby bit, Jay Z | Posted on 08-01-2012

UPDATE: TMZ confirms it and bestie Gwyneth Paltrow says it’s “Blue Ivy Carter.” We can all rest easy now.

RT @Sparrow_Teague @GwynethPaltrow is it ivy blue, or blue ivy? so confused..It’s Blue Ivy Carter!
01/08/2012 10:07 am via WhoSayReplyRetweetFavorite
Gwyneth Paltrow


Now behold the lamb! Beyoncé finally popped! According to E! News (not TMZ, so I’m sticking with the question mark), the singer gave birth to a girl, “Ivy Blue Carter,” in New York on Saturday via a scheduled C-section. The New York Daily News first reported Bey checked into Lenox Hill hospital under the alias “Ingrid Jackson” on Saturday. So far, no confirmation from the family, but Russell Simmons tweeted his congrats (does that make it official?). According to a few folks on The Twitters, Beyoncé stans started to flock to the hospital once news spread… as if they were going to catch a glimpse of Baby Carter. This is the first child for Bey and her hubby Jay-Z. Congrats to the couple. (Still waiting on TMZ tho…)

I imagine the Bey stans are hoping the birth went a little something like this…

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