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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, What's Brewing | Posted on 09-01-2012

Idris Elba’s 2012 Olympics ad makes me want to swim to London. Right. Now.

Snoop Dogg arrested

…and, rapper Tyga arrested

Pilar Sanders says she did not cheat on Deion and she wants to prove it

Uh oh, Jada Pinkett Smith hired a lawyer

Get your money right for the new year

Cutie Alert! Who is the guy in the new Crystal Light commercial?

Hi Rihanna… Matt Barnes may have his eye on Rih… Bye Rihanna

Awww, Brandy’s in love

Newt Gingrich gets checked by a black voter

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Brew Bits: Engaged & Hitched!

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Aretha Franklin, brew bits, brew love, Johnny Weir, lebron james, Savannah Brinson | Posted on 02-01-2012

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It wouldn’t be a new year without news of celebs solidifying their love with their boos. Over the holiday, LeBron James popped the question to his longtime lady love/mother of his kids/sidekick, Savannah Brinson. LeBron said this about the engagement:

My girl, she’s really excited. She would love to answer more questions about it than me. But she’s happy, my family’s happy and that’s what it’s all about. . . It should be a surprise. For any woman, any time something like that happens, she was surprised. It was great that all the friends and family were there to bring in a new year. Even my kids were happy about it, so that’s good. … I feel good. I feel good. It’s a good point in my life right now.

April 1987

Aretha Franklin also announced that she’s getting married for the third time. She’s engaged to her lonnnnnnggggggtime beau, William “Willie” Wilkerson. And relax, the 69 year old Queen of Soul says this isn’t a shotgun wedding, she’s not pregnant. Yes, she actually said that. She hopes to have a summer wedding and possibly wear a Donna Karan, Valentino or Vera Wang dress with teeny spaghetti straps.

 
 

 

 

 

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And, lastly, my favorite swan on ice, Johnny Weir married his lawyer boyfriend Victor Voronov on New Year’s eve. They plan to have a more formal wedding in the summer.

Congrats to all the couples!

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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, What's Brewing | Posted on 17-12-2011

Whoopi Goldberg let’s it rip on The View

Kobe Bryant is about to lose half

So, Sam Hurd is like the Nino Brown of the NFL?

Snooki must be on Kanye’s workout plan or something

Those Basketball Wives are gearing up for more drama

Anthony Hamilton talks black love

Britney Spears hopes the 3rd time is the charm

Wait. Hol’ up. Angie Stone is 50???

Woman humiliates then dumps boyfriend on a train. Stay classy, lady.

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Christmas Card Confusion

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in brew bits, brew commentary | Posted on 15-12-2011

Nothing says Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays (for you heathens), like this busta ass greeting card from the Mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico. What is the National Geographical hayle is going on here? Are those his sisterwives?

Why does the daughter look like an extra from Children of the Corn? Why is the bear smizing?

Is that Penguin whispering sweet nothings into Vinny from the Jersey Puerto Rican Shore’s ear?

I’m so confused…
(from Awkward Family Photos)

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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, What's Brewing | Posted on 11-12-2011

Stevie Wonder preparing for Dancing With The Stars?

Allen Iverson using child support money to buy jewels?

Bobby Brown’s father died

Ice Cube confirms Friday sequel with the original cast

Woman caught for making meth……. in a WAL-MART!

VH1 producing a stripper reality show at King of Diamonds?

Bill O’Reilly uses his umbrella-ella-ella-eh on an amateur reporter

Kris Humphries really thinks people want to interview him about basketball, huh?

Ouch! Blogger & former Gossip Girl stylist walks into moving plane propeller… and lives!

Aretha Franklin keeps the sweater puppies covered looks great on Jimmy Fallon’s show

Brandy joins the cast of The Game

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Brew Bits: Dumped Fiancée & Accused Box Cutter Wielder Join Basketball Wives

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Basketball wives, brew bits, will you watch | Posted on 28-11-2011

…speaking of Basketball Wives, two new cast members have hopped on board. And, yet again, they’re not-quite-wives.

Kesha Ni’cole Nichols (on the left) was to marry former New Jersey Net Richard Jefferson back in 2009 but he dumped her -via email- the day before their wedding. Kenya Bell (on the right) is the estranged wife of Golden State’s Charlie Bell. She’s a singer and former Miss Michigan who’s probably (yet, sadly) best known for trying to shank her husband with a box cutter during an argument in May, while they were reportedly in the midst of divorcing. BTW, he was fine and said he didn’t get stabbed. Anywho…she’s reportedly already emerged as the villain -ya think?

Even Tami Roman is laughing at the chicks who want seats on this bandwagon, saying: “I’m still surprised at how many people just wanna come into this situation. They should know by now we are not wrapped too tight. But they still keep coming.”

So, you gonna watch?

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Brew Bits: Jessica Simpson The Next Face Of Weight Watchers?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, jessica simpson | Posted on 21-11-2011

Word on the innawebs is Jessica Simpson could be the next face of Weight Watchers, joining (or perhaps, replacing?) Jennifer WHERE YOU AT? Hudson. Simpson wants to lose a ton of weight, perhaps to get back to her Daisy Duke size after the birth of her baby. Simpson was to sign on with the company months ago, but then she got knocked up. She could score a $4 million endorsement deal with Weight Watchers. She’ll have a year to lose the weight using Weight Watchers’ points system.

My God…this means J-Hud’s screaming about feelin’ good, Mariah’s half nekkid for Jenny and now this one may be yodeling for WW. Kill your TV.

Image via PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, What's Brewing | Posted on 20-11-2011

Ice Cube in talks with the original Friday cast for a sequel

Kid Cudi’s new album will be N-word and curse-free

Rihanna tweets because she’s not getting any peen

Queen Latifah plans to adopt a child

Tyler Perry defends his decision to cast Kim Kardashian in new movie

Splitsville: Ruben Studdard headed for divorce

Hair stylist Derek J cleans up his “some women need relaxers” comment

So, Drake has funky breath?

Busta Rhymes signs with Cash Money

Ricky Martin and NIcki Minaj get colorful for MAC

More bad news for Katt Williams…he lost custody of his daughter

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, What's Brewing | Posted on 02-11-2011

Does Justin Beiber have a baby, baby, baby, oooooh?

Brandy joins cast of Tyler Perry’s latest flick

Ann Coulter thinks Republican blacks are better than other black folks

Taraji P. Henson wants you to know she did not go smush-smush with Tyrese

Rick Ross updates us on his health

A federal appeals court is still ruling on Janet Jackson’s teetay wardrobe malfunction… 7 YEARS LATER

Whatever happened to “The Game’s” original Brit Brat?

Lamar is the only one just happy to be invited

Herman Cain is imploding

Lindsay Lohan sentenced to jail time… again (site sorta NSFW)

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Brew Bits: Alicia Keys Donates Instruments To Kids

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in alicia keys, brew bits | Posted on 02-11-2011


Soon, all the kids at the Professional Performing Arts school in New York will be able to perfect their piano crawls musical crafts. Alicia Keys donated musical instruments to the school, her alma mater. She says:

“As a proud graduate of the Professional Performing Arts School, I thought about the students there who are in desperate need of new musical equipment to help them learn their craft… because right now, my alma mater is underfunded and oversubscribed — and I hope to make this better for them, so they can follow their dreams.”

 

Keys also launched a campaign contest with Western Union called “World of Betters” which will give winners money to help make someone’s day better.

Awww, Mrs. Beatz. You so sweet.

#nosarcasm #imserious

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Brew Bits: Halloween Happenings

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in brew bits, halloween | Posted on 28-10-2011


I am a Witch, so naturally I love of Halloween! I mean love it hard. Life’s so serious, this is one of the few times I can let my inner kid out. Judge if you will, but IT’S MY THING! Although I don’t condone the hoochie behavior that many of your cousins bring along with it, to each his own, nah mean? So if you’re in the Washington, D.C. area you should know that we go hard on this Hallow-day. Email us your costume pictures (keep it PG) to win a very special prize!

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Brew Bits: VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, vh1, will you watch | Posted on 28-10-2011

The VH1 Divas lineups in recent years have kinda sucked. Someone got the memo though because this year’s lineup is pretty good. The “divas” will be celebrating some of America’s most soulful cities… and you know soul = loud singing ladies! Enter… Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Hudson and Brew Beauty Jill Scott, among others. And The Roots will be the house band with our buddy (*wink*) Questlove as musical director.
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