Keep watching those Martin reruns on TV One because that may be the only place you’ll see him for awhile. CBS has decided to drop his new show. Martin was to play the role of a widowed father who decides to join the police academy after losing his job. The network gave the pilot the green light but ultimately, pulled the plug before it ever aired. There’s no word on why the show got scrapped. Sad news for ole Marty Mart who just last month announced he and his wife are divorcing after 2 years of marriage (but over 15 years together). Please don’t go cuckoo again though, boo.

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I was reading Eater DC when I noticed a blurb about former Top Chef contestant Spike Mendelsohn who’s now pushing an acid reflux medicine? Huh? This is like a big slap in the face with a stick of fried butter by our friend in side-eye marketing, Paula Deen. C’mon son! First of all, I’m not a big believer in all these new found prescription medicines to cure one thing and give you a huge case of everything else. Acid reflux? Drink some room temperature water and go for a walk, or take a nap, or smoke something, but that’s another post for another day. Back to Spike. I mean boo you’re a chef so isn’t this like selling out a bit? This does not make me want to eat at your restaurants. I feel like I’ll be burping up my innards for an hour before you arrive on the scene with some pills to make it go away and then I’ll be hooked and suffer from all those side-effects that fast-talking man on television recites in a low voice at the end of a drug commercial; running nose, bloody stools, bloody everything and feeling like I want to gamble…ugh! Isn’t this like the makers of exlax also selling Depends? What say you Brewchies? Witch out!

 

An Egyptian man who went online to watch p0rn for the first time out of curiousity (*side eye*) was shocked to find out his wife had the starring role in eleven…count them, E-LEBBIN films. The man, who goes by “Ramadan,” says he fell out on the floor at the internet shop upon noticing his wife in the films (presumably, on all fours bangin’ in a turban, humpin’ in a hijab, Debbie was doing De Nile – I could really go on for days here). The wife initially denied it but later confessed that she never loved Ramadan, despite the 16 years and four kids they share. Cold, Debbie. That’s cold. It’s not clear if Ramadan plans to file for divorce.

Would you stick around if your spouse had a p0rny past?

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Terrell Owens and alllll his babies’ mommas to appear on Dr. Phil

Love & Hip Hop’s Somaya Reece got her bewbs reduced

Win a date with #RHOA’s Sheree Whitfield… for charity

Wanna smell like Nicki Minaj?

Heidi Montag is still trying for that 15th minute, huh?

More jail for Mystikal

Angelina Jolie’s non-manicured hands are hurting my spirit

Basketball Wives’ Royce Reed’s relationship with her 50-11th TV boo gets aired out by his baby momma #messy

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This is nutty… TMZ reports:

The estranged wife of NBA legend Allen Iverson has done a complete 180 — after first saying their divorce had nothing to do with other women … she’s now filed court documents asking Iverson to turn over the names of any girls he slept with while they were married.

Back in June 2011, Tawanna Iverson told TMZ her split from Allen had “nothing to do with another woman.”

But Tawanna has changed her tune and earlier this month filed documents requesting A.I. “give the name and telephone number of every person other than your spouse whom you have had sexual relations and/or intimate physical contact from the date of the marriage to the date of trial.”

It’s unclear why Tawanna is requesting the list … but it’s most likely a power play to make Iverson look bad … in an effort to push a favorable settlement as quickly as possible.

 

First of all making an NBA player ‘Look Bad’ for having tons of ladies? You’ll have to do a WHOLE lot more than some normal consensual ho-slanging.   Hell the onliest reason they cared so much about Tiger Woods’ indiscretions was he dare to cheat on “Nannying’s Finest Come Up” I hate to say it but erm, Tawanna, no one is gonna care.

Not to mention you think this man KNOWS who he defiled your marriage vows with much less has a current PHONE NUMBER for them?  Aww…bless your heart…

That list is going to look pretty much like this:

Ladies I Banged,  2001-date

-The one who liked her finger in her booty, in Dallas

-The one who had the giant mole, in Detroit

-The one who liked the finger in her booty, in Miami

-LaTasha and Becky (it was my birthday)

-The one who liked me to yell ‘HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!!!’

-Tawanna’s Hairdresser

-LaTasha, who likes the finger in her booty

Girl…good luck with that.

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Brew Politics: Is this how Mississippi rolls?

Did Stacey Dash’s attitude cost her another job?

Hair Hat Chronicles: They shootin’ in Derek J’s salon!

Marie Osmond peed her pants on stage (I can’t stop watching this)

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Bobbi Kristina Brown says she’s so ready to cut ties with her father that she’s planning to change her name. The people who know when a celebrity’s bowels move TMZ reports Bobbi is planning to change her name to Kristina Houston. She’s wanted to change her name for years but her mother, Whitney Houston, wouldn’t allow it. Now that Bobbi Kris is 19 and her mother is gone, she’s ready to drop her association with her father. The news comes the same day we’ll hear from Bobbi in her first interview since her mother’s death (airing tonight at 9 pm ET on Oprah Winfrey’s “OWN”). It’s not clear when she plans to officially change her name. I certainly hope she never takes the Lil Kim route to really cut ties with her dad because she looks just like him…down to the gap in her teeth. I find this whole thing really sad and disturbing. She needs all the family she can get right now.

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As if having a baby with a still-married man wasn’t enough, now there’s word that Fantasia’s lovah, Antwaun Cook, is pushing up on his estranged wife. A family source says Antwaun regrets stepping outside his marriage and wants to get back with his wife, Paula. The two were spotted in a Charlotte, NC club over the weekend getting very familiar with “Antwaun shoving his tongue down her throat and she kept having to push him away without trying to make a scene. He told Paula that she belongs to him because she’s still his wife!” I would say poor Tasia, but you get what you get. Raise your son and keep it moving Tasia Mae.

Ja Rule is making more news inside of prison than he has in the last 10 years. He was given a 7-day work detail for breaking the rules. Ja made an unauthorized phone call last week on his birthday. He called into a Sirius XM radio show which is a no-no, according to prison rules. His rep says the prison wasn’t happy about a previous interview he did with the NY Daily News either, so they’ve refused all interviews. Ja’s serving time for tax evasion and gun possession. He’s expected to be released in February 2013.

In thank God black people are getting roles that aren’t on reality TV news: Brew Beauty Freema Agyeman will join the pilot for the CW’s Sex and the City prequel, The Carrie Diaries. Agyeman will play “Larissa,” a cutting edge editor who works at Interview magazine in the ’80s and was a major influence on a young “Carrie Bradshaw.”

And, Queen Latifah has more jobs than dem Jamaicans on “In Living Color.” The CW has green lit a new singing competition, “The Star Next Door,” which will feature Queen Latifah, Gloria Estefan and country music’s John Rich (of “Big & Rich” and The Celebrity Apprentice) as judges/mentors to the singers. Latifah’s company will produce the show which was developed by the creator of The Biggest Loser.

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I can’t with your ‘cousins’ today. Some Einstein thought it would be a good idea to hold a Flash Mob Soul Train Line at the Martin Luther King, Jr. memorial in honor of Black History Month. Huh? Do you really think the KING would think this is a good idea? I know President Obama will make sure he has a trip to Tibet or will be ducking behind a chair in the oval office because this is hella embarrasing? WHY COME WE ALWAYS NEED TO DANCE? Now, I appreciated the recent mass flash mob tribute to Don Cornelius in NYC, but couldn’t DC organizers find another place to wobble? I’m sure MLK is rolling over three times at the travesty he’s left behind.. looking like one big coordinated ending to a Tyler Perry flick. I can just envision the t-shirts sellers…the make-shift chicken shacks…lining the path to the memorial. MAKE IT STOP! The event is Monday, February 20 from 12:30pm to 11:30pm. That’s ALL DAY son! I’ll be busy then, trading myself in the race draft! What say you Brewchies? Is this a tasteful tribute?

Idris Elba’s 2012 Olympics ad makes me want to swim to London. Right. Now.

Snoop Dogg arrested

…and, rapper Tyga arrested

Pilar Sanders says she did not cheat on Deion and she wants to prove it

Uh oh, Jada Pinkett Smith hired a lawyer

Get your money right for the new year

Cutie Alert! Who is the guy in the new Crystal Light commercial?

Hi Rihanna… Matt Barnes may have his eye on Rih… Bye Rihanna

Awww, Brandy’s in love

Newt Gingrich gets checked by a black voter

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It wouldn’t be a new year without news of celebs solidifying their love with their boos. Over the holiday, LeBron James popped the question to his longtime lady love/mother of his kids/sidekick, Savannah Brinson. LeBron said this about the engagement:

My girl, she’s really excited. She would love to answer more questions about it than me. But she’s happy, my family’s happy and that’s what it’s all about. . . It should be a surprise. For any woman, any time something like that happens, she was surprised. It was great that all the friends and family were there to bring in a new year. Even my kids were happy about it, so that’s good. … I feel good. I feel good. It’s a good point in my life right now.

Aretha Franklin also announced that she’s getting married for the third time. She’s engaged to her lonnnnnnggggggtime beau, William “Willie” Wilkerson. And relax, the 69 year old Queen of Soul says this isn’t a shotgun wedding, she’s not pregnant. Yes, she actually said that. She hopes to have a summer wedding and possibly wear a Donna Karan, Valentino or Vera Wang dress with teeny spaghetti straps.

 
 

 

 

 

And, lastly, my favorite swan on ice, Johnny Weir married his lawyer boyfriend Victor Voronov on New Year’s eve. They plan to have a more formal wedding in the summer.

Congrats to all the couples!

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Whoopi Goldberg let’s it rip on The View

Kobe Bryant is about to lose half

So, Sam Hurd is like the Nino Brown of the NFL?

Snooki must be on Kanye’s workout plan or something

Those Basketball Wives are gearing up for more drama

Anthony Hamilton talks black love

Britney Spears hopes the 3rd time is the charm

Wait. Hol’ up. Angie Stone is 50???

Woman humiliates then dumps boyfriend on a train. Stay classy, lady.

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