Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in brew bits, brew commentary | Posted on 15-12-2011
Nothing says Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays (for you heathens), like this busta ass greeting card from the Mayor of San Juan, Puerto Rico. What is the National Geographical hayle is going on here? Are those his sisterwives?
Why does the daughter look like an extra from Children of the Corn? Why is the bear smizing?
Is that Penguin whispering sweet nothings into Vinny from the Jersey Puerto Rican Shore’s ear?
I’m so confused…
(from Awkward Family Photos)
…speaking of Basketball Wives, two new cast members have hopped on board. And, yet again, they’re not-quite-wives.
Kesha Ni’cole Nichols (on the left) was to marry former New Jersey Net Richard Jefferson back in 2009 but he dumped her -via email- the day before their wedding. Kenya Bell (on the right) is the estranged wife of Golden State’s Charlie Bell. She’s a singer and former Miss Michigan who’s probably (yet, sadly) best known for trying to shank her husband with a box cutter during an argument in May, while they were reportedly in the midst of divorcing. BTW, he was fine and said he didn’t get stabbed. Anywho…she’s reportedly already emerged as the villain -ya think?
Even Tami Roman is laughing at the chicks who want seats on this bandwagon, saying: “I’m still surprised at how many people just wanna come into this situation. They should know by now we are not wrapped too tight. But they still keep coming.”
So, you gonna watch?
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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, jessica simpson | Posted on 21-11-2011
Word on the innawebs is Jessica Simpson could be the next face of Weight Watchers, joining (or perhaps, replacing?) Jennifer WHERE YOU AT? Hudson. Simpson wants to lose a ton of weight, perhaps to get back to her Daisy Duke size after the birth of her baby. Simpson was to sign on with the company months ago, but then she got knocked up. She could score a $4 million endorsement deal with Weight Watchers. She’ll have a year to lose the weight using Weight Watchers’ points system.
My God…this means J-Hud’s screaming about feelin’ good, Mariah’s half nekkid for Jenny and now this one may be yodeling for WW. Kill your TV.
Image via PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in alicia keys, brew bits | Posted on 02-11-2011
Soon, all the kids at the Professional Performing Arts school in New York will be able to perfect their
piano crawls musical crafts. Alicia Keys donated musical instruments to the school, her alma mater. She says:
“As a proud graduate of the Professional Performing Arts School, I thought about the students there who are in desperate need of new musical equipment to help them learn their craft… because right now, my alma mater is underfunded and oversubscribed — and I hope to make this better for them, so they can follow their dreams.”
Keys also launched a campaign contest with Western Union called “World of Betters” which will give winners money to help make someone’s day better.
Awww, Mrs. Beatz. You so sweet.
#nosarcasm #imserious
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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in brew bits, halloween | Posted on 28-10-2011
I am a Witch, so naturally I love of Halloween! I mean love it hard. Life’s so serious, this is one of the few times I can let my inner kid out. Judge if you will, but IT’S MY THING! Although I don’t condone the hoochie behavior that many of your cousins bring along with it, to each his own, nah mean? So if you’re in the Washington, D.C. area you should know that we go hard on this Hallow-day.
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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, vh1, will you watch | Posted on 28-10-2011
The VH1 Divas lineups in recent years have kinda sucked. Someone got the memo though because this year’s lineup is pretty good. The “divas” will be celebrating some of America’s most soulful cities… and you know soul = loud singing ladies! Enter… Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Hudson and Brew Beauty Jill Scott, among others. And The Roots will be the house band with our buddy (*wink*) Questlove as musical director.
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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, Kardashian | Posted on 25-10-2011
The pimpin’ can’t stop, won’t stop. The Kardashians have filed documents for a patent and trademark on the name “Kardashian Kollection Home.” They plan to use the name on everything from towels to sheets, kitchenware and window blinds. Soon, you’ll be able to swaddle yourself on the couch in a Kardashian bed spread while you watch Kim do her bidness on a bed spread. See what I did there?
It’s not clear when the Kollection will hit stores, or terlits, near you.
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Getting divorced? Put a ring on it
Spend 4 intimate nights with Beyonce…and nobody gets pregnant
Michele Bachmann gets it in
Serena gets fined (no, not for that weave)
Ouch! Reese Witherspoon hit by car (site sorta NSFW)
101 yr. old woman evicted in Detroit (White Jesus does not approve)
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