Not to be out done by “Katie Perry: Watch My Boobs In 3 D” and “Justin Beiber: For Colored Girls Who Will Never Touch Me When Latinas Are Enuf” The LA Times is reporting that King Bey is looking to star and direct her own documentary.
According to a person familiar with the package who was not authorized to talk about it publicly, the movie is as a mix of music and personal study, blending concert footage with confessional interview. Knowles not only stars in the project but is directing it, and will also serve as a producer. About 20 minutes of footage has been shown to distributors. A representative at Knowles’ agency did not immediately reply to a request for comment. Source
You knew it was coming. I can save us all some time. I’m no soothsayer but here’s the highlight reel:
“I work so hard… I’m in control…Motherhood is amazing…fufilling my dreams is amazing… Jay is amazing. You spending all of your money $300 concert tickets, to make my dreams come true… the most AMAZING!”
Dear Will Will (isn’t that cute?), you do it for me in an Ivy League-blue blood-frat boy kind of way. You had me at good morning on “Way Too Early” and I have never cheated on you with those other anchoring cats. I also read someone that you’re pretty good in sports which means you can probably hold your own on the dance floor compared to your other rhythmically-challenged counterparts. All those snarky comments, plus that good rap music during your show and the fact that you grew up in Jersey makes me think that you can throw a diamond up with the best of them! Yep, this kitten is smitten! Love, Witch F
Reporter Neil Strauss is penning a tell-all book about Paris Hilton. He says when he first met her in 1999 she told him about one of her exploits with a guy who she later found out was black. Disgusted, Paris reportedly said:
“I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.”
Strauss: “How black does a guy have to be?”
Hilton: “One percent is enough for me.”
Now, this is not the first time I heard something stank come out of this wonk eye’s pie hole regarding blacks and hey, her opinion is her opinion, but what I do take issue with is that Paris has had NO problem being in the company of said gross black dudes during her climb from an obscure spoiled brat heiress to whatever it is she is today.
This is the one time where I can actually say I like @50cent for kicking her skinny arse off the stage:
Rapper (insert finger quotes) Young Berg accuses Kanye West of stealing “Jesus Walks” from him during a recent interview. Shouldn’t this dude be looking for his chains that keep getting snatched or something? Go…that a way!
Sometimes letting your fingers do the talking is NOT a good thing, especially after three top shelf Margaritas at 3am! Well a new application is putting a stop to it! The Social Media Sobriety Test is a free plug-in that when set, prompts you to pass a test of sorts on whichever social media sites you want. Clever!
Here’s a peak:
Social Media Sobriety Test from TDA_Boulder on Vimeo.