….. And I found it! I am soooo deliciously in love with my Nook! I never knew I could love a piece of electronic equipment this much. When I got my first ipod I thought nothing could top how it made me feel inside, then I got the Ipod touch and again decided nothing could make my insides feel warmer but I stand corrected! See I am a ferocious reader, I can finish a good book in a day, reading at home, at work (yeah I know), in my car in moving traffic, on the terlit, during sessy times…… I mean I go hard for a good book so I have no idea what took me so long to hop on board the e-reader train. I guess I was one of the people who said things like “but it’s just not the same” or “ nah I’m good, I need to feel a real book in my hands”….. man bump that pre-historic chit! 

I don’t have a boyfriend but I have a nook! and as soon as I figure out how to hump this thing I won’t even need a boo…… BAM!

No seriously, HOLY CHIT! take these lil pills here that are going for $425.00 and you can have poo of gold. What don’t they have these days? I’m not even shocked and truly if I had the guap to waste I would totally buy them cause who wouldn’t wanna see their chit in gold right?? I already don’t think my chit stinks so man o man if my chit were gold…….. man listen, you mugs wouldn’t be able to tell me chit! hee hee hee

Ok, we don’t need Steve Harvey and his teefs to figure this out; being single oftentimes sucks. So when I get upset at my guy friends for acting like assholes I turn to my other favorite pastime; pursuing all things yummy! Enter Kettle Brand Potato Chips Thai Flavor. Now I have never met a potato chip that I didn’t like but these are the Idris Elba of chips. It’s a party in your mouth, son, trust! Now I feel like a dumb-ass rapper promoting products that I don’t get paid for, but it’s that serious to me.

Flutter Chain sandals by Tania Spinella for Jen Kao. Hot!

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