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Brew Love & Stuff: Brandy’s Engaged

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brandy, Brew Love N' Stuff | Posted on 27-12-2012

Brandy engagedBrandy’s boo put a ring on it. The singer is engaged to music executive Ryan Press. If you’ve followed her career in the last few years, you know she’s publicly expressed a desire to find the right man and get married. Brandy’s rep tells Us Weekly that Ryan and Brandy are “thrilled and happy” and that Brandy “feels this is so right.” Brandy has said that Ryan has restored her hope in love. This will be the first marriage for Brandy who had a failed two year spiritual union back in the day with Robert Smith. Brandy is mom to 10 year old daughter, Sy’rai. I’m happy that Brandy appears to finally be coming into her own and being herself, not what she thinks the public wants.

No word yet on any wedding plans. Congrats to the lovely couple!

Image via Ethan Miller/Getty
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Brew Love ‘N Stuff: Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Marry

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Love N' Stuff, Jessica Biel, justin timberlake | Posted on 19-10-2012

‘Deys married nah!

After 5 years of dating, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel got hitched in Italy! They confirmed it today in a super short comment to PEOPLE.

“It’s great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and friends.”

Among the guests: Timbaland, “Dick in a Box” crooner Andy Samberg and former *NSYNC bandmate, Chris Kirkpatrick. What…Fatone and Bass couldn’t get an invite? What’s JC Chasez doing? He could have dropped his night of Netflix plans and flown to Italy, Justin!!!?

Next week’s PEOPLE will include wedding deets and photos.

Congrats to them.

Image via Erik Pendzich/Rex USA
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Love and Head Butts: Chad tatts Eve’s likeness on his leg……

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in Brew Love N' Stuff | Posted on 04-09-2012

*Sigh* Nothing says “I’m sorry for bloodying your forehead” like a portrait forgiveness tatt on one’s leg…. I mean, eh! why not?! Those legs are on a strong, solid vacay right now anyways. I’m pretty sure I’m not the only one that knows in the very near future, these two will be knocking louboutin’s once again…. Godspeed!

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Brew Bits: Kim K’s Million Man March Continues….

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew Love N' Stuff, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian | Posted on 06-04-2012

If global warning isn’t enough sign of our impending doom, this definitely is. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are supposedly an item.  The two were spotted at several spots in NYC on the same day Yezzy droped his new joint, “Theraflu” where we waxes poetic for Kim while dissing her ex-Neanderthal Kris Humphries. Either this is going to be a match made in heaven or these heathens will self-destruct, self-combust or smoother each other with their egos. For the love of every holy Kanye please go back to this girl:

What’s your call? Publicity stunt or real love?

 

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Brew Love ‘n Stuff Gone Awry: LaTasha’s Workshoppe

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in brew bits, Brew Love N' Stuff | Posted on 20-03-2012

Groomrows? It never had a shot.

 

This is nutty… TMZ reports:

The estranged wife of NBA legend Allen Iverson has done a complete 180 — after first saying their divorce had nothing to do with other women … she’s now filed court documents asking Iverson to turn over the names of any girls he slept with while they were married.

Back in June 2011, Tawanna Iverson told TMZ her split from Allen had “nothing to do with another woman.”

But Tawanna has changed her tune and earlier this month filed documents requesting A.I. “give the name and telephone number of every person other than your spouse whom you have had sexual relations and/or intimate physical contact from the date of the marriage to the date of trial.”

It’s unclear why Tawanna is requesting the list … but it’s most likely a power play to make Iverson look bad … in an effort to push a favorable settlement as quickly as possible.

 

First of all making an NBA player ‘Look Bad’ for having tons of ladies? You’ll have to do a WHOLE lot more than some normal consensual ho-slanging.   Hell the onliest reason they cared so much about Tiger Woods’ indiscretions was he dare to cheat on “Nannying’s Finest Come Up” I hate to say it but erm, Tawanna, no one is gonna care.

Not to mention you think this man KNOWS who he defiled your marriage vows with much less has a current PHONE NUMBER for them?  Aww…bless your heart…

That list is going to look pretty much like this:

Ladies I Banged,  2001-date

-The one who liked her finger in her booty, in Dallas

-The one who had the giant mole, in Detroit

-The one who liked the finger in her booty, in Miami

-LaTasha and Becky (it was my birthday)

-The one who liked me to yell ‘HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!!!’

-Tawanna’s Hairdresser

-LaTasha, who likes the finger in her booty

Girl…good luck with that.

I bet you could find at least 20 names in these tats...just like the map in Prison Break

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