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Brew Quotes: Rick Ross Talks Rape & Lil Wayne Opens Up About His Health


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Lil Wayne, rick ross | Posted on 29-03-2013

Rick RossRick Ross is kinda sorta but not really clearing up that rape lyric on Rocko’s mixtape single, “U.O.E.N.O.,” where he raps “put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” He told a New Orleans station:

There was a misunderstanding with a lyric, a misinterpretation. I would never use the term ‘rape’ in my records and as far as my camp. Hip-hop don’t condone that, the streets don’t condone that, nobody condones that. So I just wanted to reach out to all my queens that’s on my timeline, all the sexy ladies, the beautiful ladies that have been reaching out to me with the misunderstanding: We don’t condone rape, and I’m not with that.

Ross still hasn’t clarified exactly what he meant in the song (I mean, does he really need to though? It’s kinda crystal clear, right? RAPE!). Anyway, a Michigan radio station has pulled Ross [and Lil Wayne] from its station entirely. Does Officer Rickey’s explanation squash the situation for you or are you still mad?
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Brew Quotes: PETA Comes for Kim Kardashian


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Kim Kardashian, peta | Posted on 08-03-2013

Kim Kardashian in fur

It’s no secret the people at PETA want to punch Kim Kardashian in the hind parts (not that she’d feel it) for her overuse of fur. Kim was spotted, once again, wearing fur during Paris Fashion Week with her boo/stylist/impregnator Kanye West and that made the PETA people go o-f-f. PETA spokesperson Wendy Wenger had some choice words for Mrs. Humphries:

Children of greedy, self-absorbed parents could follow their lead or they could break away and be alienated from and disgusted by them. Kim is a commodity; she is paid to wear things like fur, a particular makeup, or to shake hands with dictators, so she is not a good example to a child or anyone else of how to show a social conscience. Thankfully, this child will be growing up in a time when most people know how blatantly cruel it is to buy a coat made from someone else’s skin, so there is hope. Youngsters naturally identify and empathize with animals – so even though Kim and Kanye will undoubtedly serve as poor examples when it comes to kindness toward animals, perhaps their child will take after aunt Khloe and choose kindness by rejecting fur.


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Brew Quotes: Kelly Rowland Closes Window, Blinds, Curtains on Keyshia Cole


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Kelly Rowland, keyshia cole | Posted on 04-03-2013

Kelly RowlandRemember back when that little football game was played during that Beyonce concert? I think it was called the Super Bowl or something. Well, during Bey’s performance, her Destiny’s Child back-up singers band mates, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, joined her on stage. Watching from her couch, Keyshia Cole felt some kind of way about this and proceeded to tweet a stream of blows at Michelle. Read that part of the story here.

Fast forward to now… Kelly Rowland is the subject of a new Rolling Stone interview and she’s asked what she thought of the tweets. Here’s Kelendria’s epic read of Keyshia:

It didn’t even make it on my radar until other people brought it up. It didn’t even matter. We had a wonderful performance, and that’s all I cared about. I was with my sisters and the three of us matter to each other, and that’s all that counts. We matter to a lot more people, with all due respect, than her. So, I really don’t care what she said.

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Brew Quotes: @KenyaMoore Pageant Advice Giver and General Promoter of Self Esteem and Girl Power….


Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Brew Quotes | Posted on 01-03-2013

Miss Tacos ‘n Nacos 1976  Kenya Moore has some words for tot pageant participants.

“Pageants are about having poise and promoting self-esteem and self-worth. When a little girl wears a lot of makeup, fake teeth and extensions, like hookers do — that’s just not appropriate.”

 She then says of that “Honey Boo Boo” person.  honey-boo-boo-child-beauty-queen-1

“Honey Boo Boo is not a role model for young women, her mother [June Shannon] puts her onstage looking like a glorified hooker!” -Source

So sayeth  the star of cinematic masterpiece “Trois” and the person who in her D list “Prime” readily booty tooched and stripped for random Dude Mags that aren’t even “KING” (the tops of Negro Dude Mags) …you’ll have to Google on your own…


While I may agree with the ickiness factor of those Tot Pageants, personally…do YOU not see any  hypocrisy there, Beyonce Kenya?









Yea…didn’t think so.


Brew Quotes: Fireside Chats with Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle


Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, chris rock, dave chappelle | Posted on 27-02-2013

Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle

Yup. It could happen.

Late last night, Dave Chappelle did an unexpected stand-up routine at New York City’s Comedy Cellar. At the end of his set, Chris Rock popped up and the two began to ad-lib on current hot topics like the Oscars, President Obama’s expensive fundraiser at Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club and other stuff funny rich people talk about. They also tried to text Jay-Z and call Arsenio Hall and Lenny Kravitz but apparently all those guys were busy. An audience member told The Comic’s Comic that the two comedians then started negotiating a tour, right in front of the audience.

Dave Chappelle: “Come out to Oakland.”
Chris Rock: “You should come down to West Palm.”
Chappelle: “After next Tuesday, I’m free for like 11 years.”
Rock: “I’ve got time between now and the movie. [Chris is shooting a movie, obviously.] By Halloween, I could do dates.”
Chappelle: “This could be the show. Fireside chats with Chris Rock.”
Rock: “I’m in.”

Line up the prayer warriors, get the collection plate out and whatever meds Chappelle may need (no judging) and let’s get this thing poppin’. I’m in, too!

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