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Brew Quotes: PETA Comes for Kim Kardashian

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Kim Kardashian, peta | Posted on 08-03-2013

Kim Kardashian in fur

It’s no secret the people at PETA want to punch Kim Kardashian in the hind parts (not that she’d feel it) for her overuse of fur. Kim was spotted, once again, wearing fur during Paris Fashion Week with her boo/stylist/impregnator Kanye West and that made the PETA people go o-f-f. PETA spokesperson Wendy Wenger had some choice words for Mrs. Humphries:

Children of greedy, self-absorbed parents could follow their lead or they could break away and be alienated from and disgusted by them. Kim is a commodity; she is paid to wear things like fur, a particular makeup, or to shake hands with dictators, so she is not a good example to a child or anyone else of how to show a social conscience. Thankfully, this child will be growing up in a time when most people know how blatantly cruel it is to buy a coat made from someone else’s skin, so there is hope. Youngsters naturally identify and empathize with animals – so even though Kim and Kanye will undoubtedly serve as poor examples when it comes to kindness toward animals, perhaps their child will take after aunt Khloe and choose kindness by rejecting fur.

#BAM!

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Brew Quotes: Kelly Rowland Closes Window, Blinds, Curtains on Keyshia Cole

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Kelly Rowland, keyshia cole | Posted on 04-03-2013

Kelly RowlandRemember back when that little football game was played during that Beyonce concert? I think it was called the Super Bowl or something. Well, during Bey’s performance, her Destiny’s Child back-up singers band mates, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams, joined her on stage. Watching from her couch, Keyshia Cole felt some kind of way about this and proceeded to tweet a stream of blows at Michelle. Read that part of the story here.

Fast forward to now… Kelly Rowland is the subject of a new Rolling Stone interview and she’s asked what she thought of the tweets. Here’s Kelendria’s epic read of Keyshia:

It didn’t even make it on my radar until other people brought it up. It didn’t even matter. We had a wonderful performance, and that’s all I cared about. I was with my sisters and the three of us matter to each other, and that’s all that counts. We matter to a lot more people, with all due respect, than her. So, I really don’t care what she said.



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Brew Quotes: @KenyaMoore Pageant Advice Giver and General Promoter of Self Esteem and Girl Power….

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Brew Quotes | Posted on 01-03-2013

Miss Tacos ‘n Nacos 1976  Kenya Moore has some words for tot pageant participants.

“Pageants are about having poise and promoting self-esteem and self-worth. When a little girl wears a lot of makeup, fake teeth and extensions, like hookers do — that’s just not appropriate.”

 She then says of that “Honey Boo Boo” person.  honey-boo-boo-child-beauty-queen-1

“Honey Boo Boo is not a role model for young women, her mother [June Shannon] puts her onstage looking like a glorified hooker!” -Source

So sayeth  the star of cinematic masterpiece “Trois” and the person who in her D list “Prime” readily booty tooched and stripped for random Dude Mags that aren’t even “KING” (the tops of Negro Dude Mags) …you’ll have to Google on your own…

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While I may agree with the ickiness factor of those Tot Pageants, personally…do YOU not see any  hypocrisy there, Beyonce Kenya?
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Yea…didn’t think so.

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Brew Quotes: Fireside Chats with Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, chris rock, dave chappelle | Posted on 27-02-2013

Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle

Yup. It could happen.

Late last night, Dave Chappelle did an unexpected stand-up routine at New York City’s Comedy Cellar. At the end of his set, Chris Rock popped up and the two began to ad-lib on current hot topics like the Oscars, President Obama’s expensive fundraiser at Jay-Z’s 40/40 Club and other stuff funny rich people talk about. They also tried to text Jay-Z and call Arsenio Hall and Lenny Kravitz but apparently all those guys were busy. An audience member told The Comic’s Comic that the two comedians then started negotiating a tour, right in front of the audience.

Dave Chappelle: “Come out to Oakland.”
Chris Rock: “You should come down to West Palm.”
Chappelle: “After next Tuesday, I’m free for like 11 years.”
Rock: “I’ve got time between now and the movie. [Chris is shooting a movie, obviously.] By Halloween, I could do dates.”
Chappelle: “This could be the show. Fireside chats with Chris Rock.”
Rock: “I’m in.”

Line up the prayer warriors, get the collection plate out and whatever meds Chappelle may need (no judging) and let’s get this thing poppin’. I’m in, too!

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Brew Quotes: Uncle Ben on Halle’s Baby Daddy Drama

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, Cynthia Bailey, halle berry, Peter Thomas, Real Housewives of atlanta | Posted on 04-12-2012

Real Househusband of Atlanta Peter Uncle Ben Thomas is dropping some knowledge nuggets for Halle Berry to scoop up. Thomas says Ms. Halle needs to take a cue from how he and his lovely wife, The Head of the Friendship Contract Department, Ms. Cynthia Bailey, are handling their triple parenting situation with Bailey’s ex, Leon.

He tells Uptown:

You aren’t cool with what went down in Halle Berry’s driveway. Why?
“My beef is that, if it was two black men who go to work on each other like that, they would say that ‘it’s expected of us,’ ‘we’re criminals,’ ‘we belong in jail’ and ‘they should take the kid away from the woman and put her in a foster home.’ If this man, who just won a custody battle, is coming to drop off his kid in the driveway, Halle Berry had the power to shut all that down. This is a very volatile situation that she’s put herself in once again. He’s dropping off his daughter and all Halle had to do is come out of the house, meet the baby half way just because they don’t like each other and keep it moving and that man can go about his business. But, for the fact that her man, her current boyfriend, had to have something to say and then homeboy had the beatdown of life by a boxer, he should have gone to jail. When I looked at the pictures, that beatdown was severe. That’s a beatdown and a half, stitches, black eye. I’m surprised he didn’t knock out a couple of teeth while he was at it.”

How did your wife RHOA Cynthia Bailey deal with you and Leon and her daughter Noel?“Halle should take tips from my beautiful wife Cynthia and how she’s handled the situation with me, her daughter Noel and Leon [Noel’s dad]. The way she dealt with it out the gate was I couldn’t even walk in her house until I sat down to dinner with her child’s father. She made sure that everything was so cordial before it could accelerate to another level. If she hadn’t done that and I had started going to her crib after meeting her and I was up in her house and Leon would get heated because he wouldn’t have known this man that was up in the house with his little daughter and then when he see he’s looking at me crazy and then I’m looking at him crazy he might say something I might say something and then it jumps off. My wife made sure that she handled the situation with her new man and her old man so stellar that that never even came up.”

I’m not really sure why we should care what Peter thinks or who decided to call him up and get a quote, but he does have a point about sitting down and handling the situation man-to-man, like mature adults before the child is even brought into the picture. Read the rest over at Uptown (because this guy always has more to say).

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