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Brew Tube: Claudia Jordan vs. Oma-grossa

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew TV, Claudia Jordan, Omarosa | Posted on 27-03-2013

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Pretty muthaf*&**a Claudia Jordan went INNNNNN on reality starlet Omarosa on “The Wenton Wendy Williams” show. Jordan claimed that she and Omarosa were friends before they appeared on that comb-over idiot’s program and that Omarosa did her mad dirty. Jordan said Omarosa confessed that she had her hands in her charity’s cookie jar, ALLEGEDLY, but took it a little further though when she criticized Omarosa for having a red carpet style funeral for fiance Michael Clark Duncan who died in September from respiratory failure:

This isn’t going to end well… Jordan also addressed those rumors about her dating Tom Joyner (ewwww) and Neck Needer Benzino. What do you think Brewchies, was she outta line?

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New X Factor Host?

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew TV, Chrissy Teigen, The X Factor | Posted on 08-09-2012


Producers for The X Factor are debating on co-hosts and John Legend’s fiance Chrissy Teigen is reportedly in the running. I VOTE CHRISSY! I thought she was just another cute arm piece, but she is HILARIOUS on Twitter (@chrissyteigen). Oh, you may remember she got into a big fight with Chris Brown’s fans after she spoke her opinion about him. She held her own and since then she’s been a friend in my head! Good luck!

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Brew Tube: #RHOA Reunion

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in bravo, Brew TV, Real Housewives of atlanta, will you watch | Posted on 09-04-2012

This season of Real Housewives of Atlanta has been pretty much a snoozer…until now. Bravo released snippets of the Rotten Peaches in a Barrell reunion.

Why is Marko there? Will you watch?

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Fat Women Don’t Deserve Matthew McConaughey……

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in Brew TV, Uncategorized | Posted on 20-01-2011

So I was watching ‘Millionaire Matchmaker’ a couple of Sundays ago cause I couldn’t find anything else to watch as I waited for a bad case of the chits to run it’s course so I could proceed with my day and on comes millionaire Robin. Robin is a 33 year old Jewish woman who loves Matthew McConaughey and her two dogs more than life….. Robin is also for lack of a better word, fat. Not chubby, not fluffy, not a plumper, not a thickie thick, just fat. Robin’s ideal boo has to be fine and has to look like Matthew McConaughey (big surprise right?), looks are top priority for Robin. Now if you’ve ever watched this show then you know that Patti Stanger, the owner of the company is pretty sassy in the mouth area. When Patti meets Robin her first thought is “hmmm, um er rah, so this fat woman needs a dreamboat dude, why does she think she deserves a McConaughey look-a-like, she doesn’t even take care of herself!” Soooooo, Patti’s commentary got me to thinking, is there some truth to it? The comment clearly insinuates that a fat woman has no right to want a looker, that a  fat woman should take what she can get and pretty much stay in her overweight lane.  As WTF as that sounds maybe it’s not a total stretch to think that a woman who wants a man who works out and watches what he eats should perhaps do the same. Maybe…… I mean this certainly doesn’t account for the many luscious looking men who enjoy a woman of hefty poundage but for the most part a man that’s smokin hot isn’t knocking down walls to get to the gal with the ferocious appetite.

Patti’s comment was mean and probably thoughtless, I mean why should a person who weighs more than average have to settle for the scraps of society, that’s bullshit! I mean after all Robin is a millionaire, maybe her money gives her the right to be super picky. I’m well aware that we live in a weight obsessed world but when we start implying that you can’t have preferences because your not at an ideal weight then things become very troubling to me.

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Doing the Most Case #455433: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer

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Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Brew TV, Social commentary, soul train, Wolf Blitzer | Posted on 26-11-2010


Le Sigh…so recently CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, who I friggin love, appeared on the Soul Train Awards (why are they still on?) and broke out that Dougie dance foolishness. Does anyone else see a problem with this? Well I do. Why do people of other persuasions always feel they need to break out in a gig to get “accepted” by us? Honestly, I find it more than a little insulting. Reminds me of a boss I had one time who always took off the “ing” and “n”‘s in his emails to me…”I be enjoyin your work”. WTF? Be careful of what we laugh at people!

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Coming Soon: "Diary of a Hip-Hop Girlfriend"

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew TV, Diary of a Hip-Hop Girlfriend, Reality TV, side eye reality tv, vh1 | Posted on 23-04-2010

In order to get your mug on TV these days, you don’t need to be a wife or even a housewife, really. All you need to be is a girlfriend. Correction, a “girlfriend” of someone famous. Not necessarily the main girlfriend, just the one most photographed with said celebrity, or the one who drives the most expensive car bought by the aforementioned “celebrity.” Case in point: VH1′s upcoming reality series, “Diary of a Hip-Hop Girlfriend.”

The new show will follow four women who are in love with a rap star (presumably, not the same rap star, but ya never know). VH1 says “this docu-soap series follows four women who share a common bond: they understand the joys and pains of being in love with a big name rapper. Sure, there’s the glamorous lifestyle — full of bling, Bentleys and mansions. But behind closed doors, they struggle against shifting loyalties, baby-mama drama and the huge shadow cast by their larger-than-life partner. This 8-part series charts the women as they navigate their relationships with the men they love while they try to maintain a sense of self in the eye of the hip-hop hurricane.”

Don’t all these shows claim to give us the nitty gritty, yet they routinely fail to do so? Anyway, no word on a release date for Diary of a Hip-Hop Girlfriend or who’s been cast for the show.

Who’d you like to see on this show?

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"Reba, The Mail Lady" Leaves Law & Order

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew TV, law and order, s. epatha merkerson | Posted on 02-04-2010

Reba The Mail Lady S. Epatha Merkerson is reportedly planning to leave Law & Order after this season. Merkerson has been on the show since 1993 and is the senior member of the cast. So far, no one is confirming the move but the Associated Press reports a source close to the show says she’s planning to exit. There’s no word on whether Law & Order will be renewed for a 21st season. If it does return, the show would be the longest running drama on TV.

But fo real tho’, remember when she was the mail lady on Pee Wee’s Playhouse? Now that was some fine acting.

UPDATE: Merkerson confirms, she’s leaving the show.

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Brew TV: "227" Reunited

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in 227, Brew TV | Posted on 05-03-2010

Remember when TV was good? When Black TV was good? When “reality show” just meant the news?

The Today Show reunited the cast of 227 for their weeklong series “Great TV Families Reunited.”  Watching them made me mourn for my youth…and sunflower seeds… and salt n’ vinegar chips… and CALVIN! I always wondered what happened to that dude.

R.I.P. Alaina Reed-Amini and “Pearl
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Brew TV: "One Life To Live" Gets Saucy

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew TV, one life to live, What's your call? | Posted on 31-12-2009

ABC (the same people who were up in arms about Adam Lambert’s gay smooch when most kids should have been in bed) made history yesterday by airing the first gay sex scene on daytime TV.  “One Life To Live’s” Oliver & Kyle got it innnnnnn by candlelight and even did some spoonin!  One of the actors, Scott Evans (the guy who plays Oliver) is openly gay. 

Surprisingly, the world did not explode and the Pope’s head didn’t pop off.

But, was this a groundbreaking moment for the gay community or a bit of hypocrisy on the part of ABC (in light of the whole Lambert thing)?  What’s your call?

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Brew TV: "One Life To Live" Gets Saucy

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Brew TV, one life to live, What's your call? | Posted on 31-12-2009

ABC (the same people who were up in arms about Adam Lambert’s gay smooch when most kids should have been in bed) made history yesterday by airing the first gay sex scene on daytime TV.  “One Life To Live’s” Oliver & Kyle got it innnnnnn by candlelight and even did some spoonin!  One of the actors, Scott Evans (the guy who plays Oliver) is openly gay. 

Surprisingly, the world did not explode and the Pope’s head didn’t pop off.

But, was this a groundbreaking moment for the gay community or a bit of hypocrisy on the part of ABC (in light of the whole Lambert thing)?  What’s your call?

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Brew TV: "One Life To Live" Gets Saucy

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Posted by admin | Posted in Brew TV, one life to live, What's your call? | Posted on 31-12-2009

ABC (the same people who were up in arms about Adam Lambert’s gay smooch when most kids should have been in bed) made history yesterday by airing the first gay sex scene on daytime TV.  “One Life To Live’s” Oliver & Kyle got it innnnnnn by candlelight and even did some spoonin!  One of the actors, Scott Evans (the guy who plays Oliver) is openly gay. 

Surprisingly, the world did not explode and the Pope’s head didn’t pop off.

But, was this a groundbreaking moment for the gay community or a bit of hypocrisy on the part of ABC (in light of the whole Lambert thing)?  What’s your call?

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Brew TV: Sh!t My Dad Says Coming To The Tube

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in Brew TV, Why The Eff Didn't I Think Of That, will you watch | Posted on 12-11-2009

If you’re a Twitterererrererr, you’re probably familiar with one of the funniest accounts to follow. It’s called shitmydadsays and it’s really where you wanna go if you need a laugh. Soon, it’ll be on your teevay.  The producers behind Will & Grace will be making it into a sitcom for CBS.  Obviously, they’re searching for a new title for the show.  I sure hope this isn’t just a remix of Everybody Loves Raymond or every other show with a crotchety dad.

The shitmydadsays account was started by 29 year old Justin Halpern. He began tweeting his 73 year old father’s one-liners back in August when he had to move back in with his parents in San Diego. It’s already got more than 750,000 followers and Halpern has a book deal in the works.

Here’s a sample of some of the shit Halpern’s dad says:

Add this one to the “why the eff didn’t I think of that” file… my parents say some crazy isht too!

Ah well… will you watch?

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