quest payday loans payday 2 weapon damage payday 2 en windows 8 payday 2 demo glitches xbox payday the heist menu theme payday 2 stealth barrel silent payday loans lexington va mcallen payday loans payday loans tqeovertoz no credit check payday 2 trainer v1.23.2 payday 2 executeur build payday 2 local multiplayer pc payday the heist physxloader.dll error payday loans no credit checks no employment check payday 2 guide go bank payday 2 rare items quick payday loans comparison payday 2 noel payday 2 drum mag consolidate payday loans bbb radio city 5k payday how to open safes payday 2 how to c4 in payday 2 payday bonus key 103 payday 2 twitch tv action payday payoff payday game cheats payday 2 steamworks v9 como desbloquear c4 no payday 2 payday loans in osage beach mo how to unlock everything in payday the heist masque alien payday 2 payday 2 xbox 360 reseña payday 2 steam broadcast payday lenders investigation payday 2 are sentries good payday 2 ps3 update problems payday loans low apr payday the heist crack bang payday 2 how do you get planks payday 2 cd key cheap payday loans in new boston texas payday loan 100 approval xbox payday 2 save how long does a payday uk loan take to go in bank virginia internet payday loan laws payday 2 coffret payday loans illegal georgia payday advance nyc easy overnight payday loans faxing payday 2 best enforcer skills payday panic room money bundles payday loan job responsibilities payday 2 trainer pc payday loans bbb approved payday 2 crack sp payday loans pleasanton tx payday 2 nosteam not working gauteng payday loans payday 2 les meilleurs armes payday 2 hacks and cheats internet payday loan laws in tennessee payday 2 update multiplayer payday the heist steam not launching payday the heist ps3 gry online payday loan lender comparison payday 2 undo mask payday 2 how to unlock all attachments payday 2 sorunsuz crack big oil secret payday 2 payday the heist stuck in truck business for sale payday loan payday 2 what level do you get c4 payday loans with bank card can you play splitscreen on payday 2 xbox 360 payday 2 what to do with money cash advance online payday loans cheque centre payday loan rollover payday loan places in aurora colorado payday loans online 24/7 payday in portuguese payday 2 grips payday 2 safe house upgrade payday loans 43219 payday 2 casse discret brusly payday loans payday loans metropolis payday 2 sauvegarde como jogar payday online gratis payday diamant payday loan lenders in ga payday 2 ps3gunz payday the heist verbindung unterbrochen payday 2 repack myegy payday 2 health bars payday express colorado payday loans cloquet mn cash box payday loan payday 2 achievement hack payday advance sanford maine payday advance callaway fl payday 2 akimbo extended mag cash to payday richlands va payday loan places in sacramento ca payday loan davie fl click to cash payday loan payday lending alabama payday 2 cheated using invalid mask payday 2 miras payday mask for sale payday the heist campaigns payday loans rochester hills mi payday 2 stealth mastermind harlow payday loans payday 2 soundtrack assault payday advance broken arrow pre order payday 2 psn payday uk loan number payday 2 tactical stock vs standard stock payday 2 rutorg de payday loans payday loans over 6 months no credit check payday loans locations in nj payday 2 turn off 3d payday loans tqeovertoz no teletrack brighton online payday loans payday 2 bank heist packages payday used cars hammond la payday heist solo mascara payday ebay propublica payday skill payday 2 india automated paydays disclaimer payday advance in canyon country does payday loans work payday 2 weapon mod drops payday loans cassville mo payday 2 ücretsiz indir how to mod payday 2 on ps3 payday postacie best stealth class payday 2 payday meowth payday the heist overdrill kick moneyline payday loans payday falls on weekend texas payday steam overlay not working payday advance salem oregon payday loan direct bad credit automated paydays in pakistan slc payday loans payday 2 6th sense payday 2 mouse input lag payday 2 banks payday loans on car titles payday heist overdrill guide payday 2 boost fps spolszczenie payday 2 peb payday 2 edge review como comprar armas en payday the heist fast payday loans inc. lakeland fl payday 2 pager fail how to create a payday loan company payday 2 gegenstände guaranteed yes payday loans sovereign bank payday loan payday loan spartanburg sc payday loans sunrise fl short term payday loan direct lenders payday wiki nightclub first american crs payday loan phone number california check cashing payday loan rates payday falls on weekend uk payday dog payday 2 waffen mod hack online payday loan address mod payday 2 pc payday 2 experience script payday loan store locator payday advance limited payday 2 review payday the heist heat street gasoline payday loan treadmill payday loans with no going through a broker como jugar payday 2 online pc payday 2 sharpshooter weapons payday loan stores in md payday most xp trucos para payday 2 pc ps3 payday 2 3.55 fix payday advance savannah ga galaxy marketing payday loan payday 2 motifs where do you go to make a mask in payday 2 payday loan no bank account california private payday loans do online payday loans go on your credit report payday 2 big oil psi payday loan policy and procedures payday the heist levels list payday the heist back to desktop payday 2 cover pc payday 2 big oil crash payday 2 ps3 jb hi fi payday 2 pietsmiet payday advance key west payday 2 planque rempli alabama payday loan regulations payday define payday soundtrack payday the heist screen tearing payday 2 code triche ps3 how long do you have to pay back a payday loan payday loan consolidation reviews payday 2 trailer actors can a payday loan arrest you is payday the heist free go kiwi payday payday 2 skills inside man payday 2 ps3 mode solo payday 2 lootbag dlc steam payday loans marshfield missouri overkill payday facebook payday 2 enforcer talent tree payday 2 soundtrack mod payday loans near warren ohio kenwood payday loans services payday loan 75252 payday loans online with no faxing payday loans nyc area online payday secret are online payday loans legal in georgia the eagle has landed payday payday 2 best quotes 1st american payday loans start your own online payday loan business payday the heist all sapphires dangers of payday loans uk payday 2 screenshots steam payday loans website for sale cashback payday advance careers payday 2 mastermind tier 6 payday 2 jewelry store packages locations payday star upgrades mta payday script payday loans metcalf payday 2 where is the van payday wiki bank heist how to break payday loan cycle payday loan in mobile payday 2 competitive payday 2 beta cant join payday vs payday 2 payday express not paid stockport payday loans como jugar payday 2 multijugador xbox payday 2 silencer types payday loans watsonville ca payday 2 how do i customize mask crack para payday pc payday express payday loans payday loans laws in kentucky edicion coleccionista payday 2 giocatori payday 2 payday animation payday loans loves park il payday loans in store london payday 2 motif masque payday the heist 32 bit payday crack v9 payday 2 bedava indirme payday advance loans with savings account payday the heist trophee ftc website compliance on payday loans steam steamapps common payday the heist redist physx payday loans douglasville payday loan in 15 min quick online payday loans guercmorteo payday loan edmonton collection laws for payday loans is payday 2 a arcade game payday the heist overdrill laws on unpaid payday loans in texas payday loans chicago lakeview what happens when payday falls on a saturday payday 2 mission final castle payday loans can you play 2 player on payday 2 demo payday 2 flt update 13 are online payday loans legal in nebraska when did payday candy come out payday 2 hitman perk deck cactus lending payday loan payday loans in west sacramento walkthrough of payday 2 payday loans ponderay same day payday loans ireland payday loans 78218 payday 2 wiki enforcer payday loans shawnee kansas payday 888 payday the heist debug mode payday uk not working prestiti payday in italia payday 2 demo pc if your payday falls on a bank holiday state of oregon payday calendar regions payday loans payday advance in sacramento payday loans online application south africa payday 2 clover inspire lines payday the heist pc kat payday the heist klettern online payday loans fast payday the heist spieldauer payday advance loans valdosta ga payday loans lake worth fl payday 2 big oil finding the right engine payday 2 steam deal payday 2 levels list payday 2 pc premiera direct deposit payday loan instant cash today no telecheck payday loan lenders payday 2 aspect ratio fix payday loan metabank guaranteed payday loan approval online payday today on coursey payday the heist patch v1.16.0 telecharger payday 2 french payday 2 pc gamestorrents payday loans through credit unions how to get payday 2 steam free payday 2 ps3 køb review of payday 2 payday loans illegal payday 2 pocohud crash payday 2 m 308 jaeger payday loan myrtle beach sc payday ps3 mission 1 payday loans wiggins ms payday loans greencastle in payday 2 does fast learner stack usarak payday activities payday xp rapidement payday solutions free advice for payday loans payday 2 cheats multiplayer payday loans in calgary payday 2 forums payday 2 multi monitor how to put two players on payday 2 payday loan vacaville ca busy bee payday loans payday loans in spokane washington payday loan firm shut down by oft payday 2 kurze lunte payday pacifist payday 2 covo payday the heist game price payday 2 zaidimu balsas moola payday loans reviews ten best payday loans xbox 360 payday 2 split screen payday 2 shout crack payday online payday lending industry ‘out of control’ payday se puede jugar en pantalla dividida payday loans uk wonga payday loan collection laws ontario online payday loans guercmorteo payday loans in rockhill online payday loans with no direct deposit payday loans collinsville il payday 2 big oil cheat sheet payday 2 item cheat definition of payday loans keygen payday 2 free payday loan 19720 payday 2 es sandbox fast little payday loans payday loans with direct deposit debit card decorate safehouse payday 2 default on payday loan how to make homemade payday candy bars payday loans landing pages payday overkill walkthrough aberdeen sd payday loans payday 2 utiliser cme do payday loans give you cash payday date payday loans eastbourne can you go to jail for internet payday loans payday 2 stealth exp bonus us payday loan script glitches in payday 2 demo original chocolate payday what can you do with the offshore account in payday 2 online payday loans london payday loans with no credit check payday 2 zombie hunter pump payday 2 explained payday loans archbishop payday loans in 60628 payday 2 fap payday advance owasso how do the skills work in payday 2 payday loans on sahara las vegas payday 2 router ports payday loans englewood nj payday 2 stats generalmcbadass payday motors wichita ks join payday 2 community group payday 2 craccato can you get payday loans with bad credit payday 2 update not enough disk space faster financial payday loan text payday loans 7 days payday 2 steam hacks payday 2 bulldozer halloween payday 2 updates info american payday lenders in the uk truco payday 2 xbox 360 payday 2 overkill perk payday loans margate direct payday lenders payday loans to prepaid cards claves para payday the heist pc payday loans tqeovertoz no credit check payday loans one lender only uk payday lenders not brokers reliable payday advance loans wymagania gry payday payday shot with rumchata payday 2 lootbag money money hack payday 2 cheat engine payday loans kankakee il payday loans santee payday the heist turn off mouse smoothing can i get a payday loan with an iva payday the heist technician upgrades best payday loans vancouver payday 2 crashing after update payday loans eden nc payday loans howdotofound no credit check ez payday loans in san antonio tx payday film payday loans for sale problema payday 2 non parte payday 2 how to pimp safe house payday 2 mature can payday loans go to collections moneypak payday loan portland payday loan cash advance payday 2 legendas payday loans in oak ridge tn payday 2 porte bonheur payday 2 dealing with shields payday loan new job payday loans template payday loans 92054 payday loan 63123 how much does a payday loan owner make payday loans brighton co payday 2 secrets xbox bad credit no credit payday loan payday loans 75229 sonic drive in payday rats planks payday 2 payday loan direct lender no brokers swift payday loans uk what do you need to get a payday loan at check n go payday 2 framing frame server room payday ps3 themes payday 2 get saw payday loans guercmorteo direct lender payday 2 ps3 ecran splitté zest payday loan payday 2 gamecopyworld planet rock payday get rid of online payday loans payday 2 all unlocks save pc payday 2 collector edition pc vip loan shop payday loans ist payday the heist gut payday loans martinsville va payday bloodpatch come funziona payday 2 payday 2 failed retrieving games jason gardiner payday payday 2 jewelry store map payday 2 crack online spielen ocala payday loans payday loans that accept rush cards can a person be arrested for not paying a payday loan payday 2 gun camo payday 2 minigun any good payday loans in walnut ca payday 2 big oil stealth payday loans with daily interest charges payday 2 steam key giveaway payday heist ports payday 2 4 stores gold payday Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss
Witches' Brew | White Jesus Approved Rss

Brew Bits: Jilly from Philly

0

Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-29-2015

jill_scott_int_caro_page-bg_32224

There is a secret list of black folk you cannot talk slick about for fear of sounding like Don Lemon. This list is on some dead sea scroll somewhere and is passed around at various negro social settings. I don’t know its entire contents but I do know that Patti LaBelle, Super-sized Luther, President Obama, White Jesus and Jill Scott are on it. Now before ya’ll come after me for breaking bad, let me just say I love Jill but right now I wish she would just stick to writing dope songs and nix the social commentary on Bill Cosby. Jill appeared on The Breakfast Club to promote her new album and explain why she can no longer support Pilly Billy! She said the comedian was like a hometown father, so she didn’t want to initially jump on the bandwagon with his accusers and tear down his legacy. Now she feels differently. She brought up previous accusations against Michael Jackson, Allen “Practice” Iverson and Kevin Clash (the dude who had his hand up Elmo’s ass for decades). She then added that ALL men have “proclivities” and THIS my friends is where she lost me.

Peep it at 10:17:

pro·cliv·i·ty

prōˈklivədē,prəˈklivədē/
noun
plural noun: proclivities
  1. a tendency to choose or do something regularly; an inclination or predisposition toward a particular thing.

I’m no wordsmith, but I’m not sure “proclivities” equates to drugging and raping women. Proclivities to me is liking freckles or cute feet. Sigh… relax Jill and just take a long walk! <—- see what I did there? What say you, Brewchies?

 

 

Share

The Illest sh*t they never wrote…?

0

Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted on 07-28-2015

1398901231_amen_meek_mill_drake_18<–fitting pose

Sigh….my auntie status is being tested today with these urban Backyardians shouting “ghostwriter” from the rooftops of their rented penthouses. Last week Meek Mill claimed Drake has a ghostwriter and even though I love my non-threatening half negro from the North, I was not clutching my pearls at that revelation. Drake responded, so did the alleged ghostwriter and the rest is negroidian history… for now. Fast forward a week and now David Banner wants his coins from Lil Wayne! I mean, I guess? I grew up with Hip Hop. I’m even a bit snobby about it. I know that having a ghostwriter is the ultimate rappin’ faux pas, the worst thing you could accuse your rhyme foe of doing, but really? These dudes do not possess the prolific word skills of ANYONE’s “Top Five”. Meek and Drake are not capable for ether-ing each other and while it’s a bougie black person’s right of passage to pump Drake at all times, Lil Wayne’s raps kill braincells and gets you pregnant AT.THE.SAME.DAMN.TIME. So what are we really taumbout here?

Share

Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Comments Off on Brewchies at the Movies: Generation One

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 07-20-2015

Generation_OneWe’re all looking to keep some extra coins in our pockets, right? We all need money for something. Whether it’s a necessity or a splurge, sometimes saving up for what you want can be tough, especially if you don’t come from a culture of savers. I had the chance to recently check out a new film that aims to reverse that trend. Generation One: The Search for Black Wealth is the latest documentary by Lamar and Ronnie Tyler, creators of the Black and Married with Kids website. The film tackles a subject many of us often find taboo to talk about in public: MONEY! Specifically, Generation One outlines practical steps that Black people need to take to ditch a consumer’s mindset and build a wealth legacy for future generations. That wealth legacy exists in other cultures and the lack of it is what forces many of us to have to start a Go Fund Me for funeral expenses or to go into deep debt to attend college.

This film breaks it all the way down, with notable quotables from the likes for Dr. Julianne Malveaux, Dr. Boyce Watkins, and radio host David Anderson who really steals the show with his in your face delivery. Take a look:

The Tylers have been on a mini-tour, screening the film in major cities this month. If you missed it, you can grab your copy here.

Want more Witches’ Brew?
Google+

Share

Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Comments Off on Channing Tatum Heals A Nation

Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted on 07-07-2015

0c2046ee32514a644da108986b3249ca

I nominate him for Knighthood… we don’t do that here in the US do we? Well we should start!

Channing Tatum is a GOTDAMN NATIONAL TREASURE!

As a currently slightly discouraged American… this world has been a little rough on us humans who believe in decency and kindness, lately.

This past weekend, though… I believe I have found the person that can bring together all the fighting factions: the Dolezal and her ancestors… the Mexicans and the Trump (nah eff Trump, drop him off in a hole somewhere.)

White Hayzeus in a thong hath brought us “Magic Mike XXL” and it is GOOD!  NO seriously, IT IS!  The makers of this here sequel listened to the randy masses. They got rid of that pesky plot crap full of seedy existential angst (“if the stripper p-pops alone, does his thong make a sound?”)  from the first movie and replaced it with  silliness, grinding (cause that’s what you’re paying for) and the dance!

So much dance and lifting and tossing about! Oh and bromance, because these are strippers with hearts of gotdamn gold!

They got rid of Matthew McConaughey who’s hot is still on layaway from his Oscar win. Jada Pinkett Smith joins the cast as his replacement, and dammit– I kinda love her. (Fish Mooney has been killing her acting lately!)

OK fine, you don’t trust me at my word and need some more info?  Basically Channing Tatum aka Mike the Whittler of Ugly Furniture, who hails from the Magic Village of Spray Tan… rolls with his boisterous crew to a “stripper convention”. Hijinx ensue. Yep, that is the plot.  Look, they know their audience.

They know I am a tired working woman, and don’t necessarily want to think deep ass thoughts all the time. I wanna see some asses wiggling…dip it low and pick it up slow, fellas! Nah, seriously there’s a whole thing about owning your sexuality and there is total body positivity and all that jazz, there is ZERO making fun of women in this movie…yadda yadda yadda…        Hey, Joe Manganiello.

stephen-twitch-boss-magic-mike-xxl

Stephen “Twitch” Boss

I mean they didn’t even bother to give the Stripper Convention a catchy name. They know what you’re here for, you know what you’re here for. Let’s not pretend.  But wait there’s more, along the way they meet up with some Chocolaty DELICOUS grindy fellas for a grinderful time. Seriously, it’s a Brother Abpolooza.  Just 30 minutes of Magic Mike are what Chocolate City tried to be.

 

Might I interest you in a 7 piece suit, sir?

I mean I guess…

The irony is, I LOATHE male strippers in real life. But if the slimy guy from my cousin’s bachelorette party looked like ANY of the fellas in this fine film, I’d stay stocked in dolla bills… ok maybe not Donald Glover. Seriously, I love Childish Gambino as much as anyone who’s your Auntie’s age, but still likes to know what the kids are listening too. But I’mma need that nerd to put his chest up.

So treat your Big auntie and yaself. It’s a good time! FOR REAL!

 


Share

Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Comments Off on Iggy Tried It. Britney Finished It.

Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted on 06-30-2015

Iggy_Azalea_Britney_Spears

Britney Spears is not here for Iggy Azalea’s shenanigans. Miss “Toxic” tossed a glittery bag full of shade at the Aussie rapper after Iggy not-so-subtly accused the singer (insert finger quotes) of not doing enough to promote their duet, “Pretty Girls.”

In a Twitter back and forth with her fans (do I need more finger quotes here?), the rapper (insert another set of finger quotes) said there wasn’t enough of a push for the song.


Iggy_Azalea_tweet

Taste The Brew for more

Share