Is somebody trying to kill Chris Brown? Plus, find out which former NFL superstar now says he’s too broke to take care of his child. Those stories and more in today’s What’s Brewing report for iDV8 Radio.

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…in happier times

As the kids say… SHOTS FIRED!

While Chris Brown is on his I’m so sorry I beat dat guhl, but… buy my new album, mkay? media tour, he took some time to toss some glittery shade at Drake. On Young Jeezy’s “RIP” remix, Chris raps:

…if you started from the bottom go head and come out the closet

Oh…but wait, Drake isn’t one to let this beef go. “5 am in Toronto,” a song from his upcoming project, includes a shot at the Forehead Tapper from Tappahannock over their summer bottle tossing incident:

Bad press during the summer over allegations/I ain’t lyin’, my n*gga, my time is money/That’s why I ain’t got time for a n*gga whose time is comin

I need these two manicured divas to have an oiled-up wet t-shirt mud battle and kiss and make up already.

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Chris Brown has some advice to keep your relationship tight, plus, is MC Hammer going to jail? Those stories and more in today’s What’s Brewing report for iDV8 Radio.

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Well, happy belated birthday, Rihanna! Last night, on the Pretty Bajan Yodeler’s 25th birthday, Law & Order: SVU aired a promo for its next episode that’s “ripped from the headlines,” fa real! The “Funny Valentine” episode features “a familiar story of two celebrities, intertwined by abuse” with images of a battered celebutante and her hippity hopper boyfriend. The SVU squad has to battle the industry’s politics to get to the bottom of the woman’s brutal assault. *cue the gavel*

Adding to the episode, guest appearances by Perez Hilton and Wendy Williams. Williams plays a talk show host (what a stretch) who interviews the Chris Brown-ish character. I wonder if he tosses a chair? Anyway, the episode airs Wednesday, February 27th at 9 pm ET on NBC.

Will you watch?

Rihanna image via Instagram; SVU images via Michael Parmelee/NBC & All Things Law and Order
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It’s not looking so hot for Chris Brown these days (well, okay, these last four years). The Los Angeles County District Attorney says Breezy may have faked his way through that community service he was supposed to do after beating Rihanna. The D.A. claims Chris may have gone so far as to submit fraudulent documents, including one report that claimed he was working in Virginia when he was actually on a jet to Mexico. Adding to this hot mess, the police chief in Richmond, VA may be in on it! Chief Bryan Norwood wrote a letter to Brown’s judge claiming the singer performed 202 days of service, when he only had to do 180. However, police only observed Brown less than a dozen times while he was performing his service at a children’s center…wait for it… where Brown’s mother once worked. Oh, it gets even messier. Brown’s mother provided all the details of her son’s service hours to the police when cops were told they no longer needed to supervise the singer.

TMZ (they be knowin’) has the full story, which involves allegations that Brown and the police chief had a prior relationship and that somehow Chris’ famed lawyer, Mark Geragos, was even part of the alleged plot to fake the community service hours.

The D.A. wants a judge to reject Chris’ service and make him work in LA instead. Also adding to the mess surrounding Chris’ probation: the recent fight with Frank Ocean, Chris’ penchant for the wacky tobacky and a few other occasions where he’s popped off in public.

Team Breezy, it ain’t looking too good for ya boy.

Read the rest at TMZ.

Image via Ray Tamarra/Getty
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