Paula Deen admitted last week that she has suffered from Type 2 Diabetes (or ‘Suga’ as my granny used to call it) for several years. So while that’s all very unfortunate (I had a flash back to the Soul Food big mama arm burn scene), I can’t help but thinking to myself that this hefty host is shady as slim. While she was peddling butter, fatback and hog maw, her glucose levels were doing her dirty and SHE KEPT QUIET! WHO DOES THAT? I know it’s up to us to be responsible for our bodies. No one can sue McDowell’s when they spent years shoving that chit down their pie holes but still this woman has a huge fan base so maybe she could have said something? Maybe tone down the donut and bacon sandwich rants? You know like actually look out for the fans who support her? Well apparently she did finally say something; ‘where them dollars at’? Paula is the new spokesperson for..what else..a diabetes drug! I’m calling brewshyt. Apparently her publicist is too because she just quit after six years. So Paula you are sitting in the Brew’s Cornball Corner. Marinate on that and get well!
Why do critics rip Michelle Obama because she preaches healthy eating and hail this lard lover?
And why is this sister acting all Annie The Chicken Lady? Stop it!
I never paid much attention to Slim Thug (@slimthugga)… okay maybe for a second, I did try to figure out how he hooked LeToya… and I did often wondered why he didn’t let those braids go when clearly his hairline was ready to pick up and flee that massive amount of real estate he calls a forehead… but other than that he was really never on my radar and that’s a good thing. Anyway I came across a tweet from him and could do nothing more than shake my head. Then I scanned his Twit-for-Twats page and sadly realized that this Bamma is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. So this ignant, studio gangsta is in the Brew’s Cornball Corner for now.
All blk dudes get some pussy from a white chick today in the name of MLK
An angry groupie is writing about an alleged recent run-in with Lil Wayne and his crew. The girl claims Lil Wayne and those Young Money stankin looking dudes who I don’t even know nor care to name made a few comments about her dark skin. When the girl pointed out that Lil Wayne’s daughter, Reginae, is dark too, he went off and allegedly said:
“My daughter is a dark skin millionaire thats the difference between her and you”.
He then went on to say:
“My daughter is the first and last dark skin child im having, the rest of my baby moms light skin chicks i even got an asian baby moms to make sure i have a daughter with good hair, too bad we had a son”.
*Blank stare*
Lil Wayne took to Twitter to somewhat deny the story but it’s still suspect…I mean what if we discriminated against gremlins on the Brew? Huh Weezy? We love all species. So I’ma need you to sit in the Cornball Corner and marinate for a minute until you really clear this up!
We are in prime holiday party season, which means you are “doing the most” right now with the dresses. So please, for the love of White Jesus, take the time to invest in the proper undergarments! That means if it’s a racer back dress, get a forking racer back bra or one of those bra strap manipulators to make it one. Nappy and frayed bra straps just look stank, even if they are lacy, it’s just all types of wrong. And if you have a low fitting blouse, get a demi bra. No need to see breast meat spillage. I could go on and on but it really boils down to this, while you’re running around grabbing accessories do us and your co-workers a favor and stop by Victoria’s Secret and pick up the right bra too!
If the children are the future then we’re going to die! Wacko Fugga Flameretardant takes out a stack of money and talks to it. Why doesn’t he have on a shirt? Why does he have a bedazzled camera? Why did the gene pool do him dirty? Why? Why? Why? Can we trade him in the race draft?
Foxy Brown and her wayward eyelashes need to get a clue. The Splash Club in NYC booked her for a gig but when they sent her a car, she refused to get in because…wait for it…wait for it…IT WAS A 2009 SUV! Her management reportedly called the club and POPPED OFF because they request a 2010 SUV. Foxy eventually climbed her big ass into the ’09 and made it to the club 30 minutes before closing time! She then refused to go on when promoters didn’t pay her the rest of her…wait for it…wait for it…$1,000 APPEARANCE FEE. Um, walk with me for a minute here…this chick is requesting a 2010 ride and making 1990 money? Source
Now, this is just one Witch’s opinion (cuz I know how your cousins get when you talk about their celebrities) but I DON’T LIKE THIS BAMA! His radio show is mui cornay. I’ma need him to expand his topics past his weekly, “Pimps in the Pulpit” and “Dating Outside Your Race” and please stop asking people to put their damn chulrrens on the phone. MIchael Baisden reminds me of that dude in the club who just tries way too hard while sipping on a snifter of Courvoisier. Boo Kitten you need more people, or at least start with new producers. Can someone come and unseat this beef jerky please? “That’s right…I said it”. Ugh, fade to black, stat!
I admit that racism still does exist, but I WILL NOT CO-SIGN with your Auntie Maxine Waters that the current ethics investigations against she and fellow Rep. Charlie Rangel are racially motivated. In case you don’t read let me bring you up to speed, Maxie and Chuck-a-luck are being investigated for hood rat stuff involving money, hidden properties, and investigation interference. Waters “inferred” that the investigations were motivated by the color of their skin. Now, I will say at one point eight black Democratic lawmakers were under investigation by the House ethics committee, but if you keep your nose clean there is no need for said investigations right? Maxie, I’ma need you to sit in the Cornball Corner for playing the race card on this one, boo kitten. Both Bill Cosby and I need you to do better! Source
Recently PETA bloodied up some innocent mannequins to look at like dead bodies then lined them on the streets of New York to protest meat murders. I never really got into the whole animal debate thing. I’m not a fur chick and I gave up meat a while ago but I really don’t take sides. I do understand and respect someone’s passion for their cause but to me this is really DOING. THE. MOST.
Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Cornball corner | Posted on 13-07-2010
See this bamma right chere thinks he is doing the most. Soulja Boy is showing off his new Bentley with his hand on his mini-man parts. *blank stare*. Where’s the Drop Squad when you need them? We’re so screwed.
Walk with me people down Stupidity Lane for a minute. You’re working your dream job and you get a raise that puts you at $550,000 a year. That’s a half a million, son! So how do you celebrate? Go to Disneyland? Stay at a Holiday Inn Select? Naw, you get busted for a D.U.I. with a pair of red panties between your legs and “friend girl” who is not your wife in the passenger seat. Still following me? Now we’re make a right turn onto Asshole Alley. University of Georgia Athletic Director Damon Evans and his “pretty boy swag” got pulled over after allegedly doing the cha cha slide with his car. Police say when they stopped Evans he “mentioned” where he worked then said “I am not trying to do bribe you, but is there anything I can do without arresting me?” Screech! Turn left now onto Dufas Drive. After Evans bailed out of jail, The University of George terminated his contract. I’m just waiting for someone to say this is racial. I just dare your cousins to try it! Source
Posted by Fleur Delacour | Posted in Cornball corner | Posted on 24-05-2010
So let’s see Hank, your wife’s sex tape “leaks” and now you know why the neighbors know her name. It later comes out that she’s in on the slutbucketness and will profit big time from said tape and you’re okay with all this? Mr. Baskett you are sitting in the Brew’s Cornball Corner for this Brewshyt. Now, I’ma need you to retrieve your balls from the canned peaches jar in the kitchen panty, man up and get yo chick! Didn’t she just have a baby too? Wonder if her name was Kendrisha instead of @KendraWilkinson would she be extended this same courtesy? #justsayin Source
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