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Divorce Lawyers Having The Best Year Ever

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Divorce, elin, Tiger Woods, tiki barber | Posted on 28-04-2010

First, I thought jumpoffs were having the best year ever. But, perhaps I need to take that back. Because of the jumpoff, divorce lawyers are having the best year. Ya see, the jumpoff opens the door for the divorce. Now, may jumpoffs may assume they are getting the goods because they’re humpin’ a celebrity. But, noooo, that payday is not guaranteed. You might just get a hump in the parking lot and a Subway sandwich.  Just ask one of Tiger’s hooors. But, it’s the divorce lawyer that has a surefire payday.

You can add Ginny Barber’s lawyer to the next in line for a nice lil lawyer payday. Ginny is the wife of former NFL star Atiim Kiambu Hakeem-Ah “Tiki” Barber (but you know him as Triflin’ Tiki). Word is Tiki was shocked Ginny went on ahead and filed the papers because it was ahead of their plans. Hmmm, I bet she was “floored” to learn about your peen-dipping too, huh, Teekster? Surprise! A source says the couple agreed no papers would be filed “until after their babies were born.” Ginny is currently preggers with twins. Perhaps Ginny decided to file after spending time in the hospital while her hubby was out carousing with his young blonde. Eh? Despicable.

Next in line for divorce (perhaps)? Elin Nordegren, who reportedly recently learned her hubby, Tiger, had 121 affairs during their marriage.  Nice. *sarcasm*

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Dunzo?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Divorce, Dunzo, elin, splitsville, Tiger Woods | Posted on 27-04-2010

Buckle up Tiger, this could be the biggest jack yo’ cash settlement of all time (*echo, echo, echo*):

Entertainment Tonight is reporting Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are finalizing a divorce. A source says Elin’s absence from the Masters and her subsequent flight out of town during her husband’s final round in Augusta were clear signs that she’s had it.

That new, creepy Nike ad featuring the voice of Tiger’s dead father also didn’t go over too well with Elin. Neither did news that he banged the neighbor’s daughter. Sucks to be this guy. I guess Nas is somewhere looking at the bright side. Ok, maybe not.

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Brew Quotes: Jim Carrey

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, elin, Jim Carrey, Tiger Woods | Posted on 27-04-2010

Comedian Jim Carrey has a few things to say about infidelity… Tiger Woods’ infidelity, to be specific. Carrey (fresh off a failed relationship himself) went on a Twitter rant about Tiger’s cheating and what role his wife, Elin, may have played in Tiger’s affairs.

Here are his tweets:

I made a Tiger joke today, but after listening 2 Payne’s* speech I think it’s time we checked our collective EGO and let the guy play! d;^\
*Payne refers to the head of the Masters who spoke out against Tiger’s behavior.

If you really wanna see sexual disfunction get 2 know your favorite basketball star! Curling is the only safe sport 4 a married man! d;^’
Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom in the world. That’s enough!—>

And then he dropped this bomb about Elin…

WHOA!

Is he right or way off base? What’s your call?

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Dunzo?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Divorce, Dunzo, elin, splitsville, Tiger Woods | Posted on 14-04-2010

Buckle up Tiger, this could be the biggest jack yo’ cash settlement of all time (*echo, echo, echo*):

Entertainment Tonight is reporting Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are finalizing a divorce. A source says Elin’s absence from the Masters and her subsequent flight out of town during her husband’s final round in Augusta were clear signs that she’s had it.

That new, creepy Nike ad featuring the voice of Tiger’s dead father also didn’t go over too well with Elin. Neither did news that he banged the neighbor’s daughter. Sucks to be this guy. I guess Nas is somewhere looking at the bright side. Ok, maybe not.

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Brew Quotes: Jim Carrey

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, elin, Jim Carrey, Tiger Woods | Posted on 10-04-2010

Comedian Jim Carrey has a few things to say about infidelity… Tiger Woods’ infidelity, to be specific. Carrey (fresh off a failed relationship himself) went on a Twitter rant about Tiger’s cheating and what role his wife, Elin, may have played in Tiger’s affairs.

Here are his tweets:

I made a Tiger joke today, but after listening 2 Payne’s* speech I think it’s time we checked our collective EGO and let the guy play! d;^\
*Payne refers to the head of the Masters who spoke out against Tiger’s behavior.

If you really wanna see sexual disfunction get 2 know your favorite basketball star! Curling is the only safe sport 4 a married man! d;^’

Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom in the world. That’s enough!—>

And then he dropped this bomb about Elin…

WHOA!

Is he right or way off base? What’s your call?

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