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Divorce Lawyers Having The Best Year Ever

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Divorce, elin, Tiger Woods, tiki barber | Posted on 28-04-2010

First, I thought jumpoffs were having the best year ever. But, perhaps I need to take that back. Because of the jumpoff, divorce lawyers are having the best year. Ya see, the jumpoff opens the door for the divorce. Now, may jumpoffs may assume they are getting the goods because they’re humpin’ a celebrity. But, noooo, that payday is not guaranteed. You might just get a hump in the parking lot and a Subway sandwich.  Just ask one of Tiger’s hooors. But, it’s the divorce lawyer that has a surefire payday.

You can add Ginny Barber’s lawyer to the next in line for a nice lil lawyer payday. Ginny is the wife of former NFL star Atiim Kiambu Hakeem-Ah “Tiki” Barber (but you know him as Triflin’ Tiki). Word is Tiki was shocked Ginny went on ahead and filed the papers because it was ahead of their plans. Hmmm, I bet she was “floored” to learn about your peen-dipping too, huh, Teekster? Surprise! A source says the couple agreed no papers would be filed “until after their babies were born.” Ginny is currently preggers with twins. Perhaps Ginny decided to file after spending time in the hospital while her hubby was out carousing with his young blonde. Eh? Despicable.

Next in line for divorce (perhaps)? Elin Nordegren, who reportedly recently learned her hubby, Tiger, had 121 affairs during their marriage.  Nice. *sarcasm*

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Dunzo?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Divorce, Dunzo, elin, splitsville, Tiger Woods | Posted on 27-04-2010

Buckle up Tiger, this could be the biggest jack yo’ cash settlement of all time (*echo, echo, echo*):

Entertainment Tonight is reporting Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are finalizing a divorce. A source says Elin’s absence from the Masters and her subsequent flight out of town during her husband’s final round in Augusta were clear signs that she’s had it.

That new, creepy Nike ad featuring the voice of Tiger’s dead father also didn’t go over too well with Elin. Neither did news that he banged the neighbor’s daughter. Sucks to be this guy. I guess Nas is somewhere looking at the bright side. Ok, maybe not.

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Brew Quotes: Jim Carrey

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, elin, Jim Carrey, Tiger Woods | Posted on 27-04-2010

Comedian Jim Carrey has a few things to say about infidelity… Tiger Woods’ infidelity, to be specific. Carrey (fresh off a failed relationship himself) went on a Twitter rant about Tiger’s cheating and what role his wife, Elin, may have played in Tiger’s affairs.

Here are his tweets:

I made a Tiger joke today, but after listening 2 Payne’s* speech I think it’s time we checked our collective EGO and let the guy play! d;^\
*Payne refers to the head of the Masters who spoke out against Tiger’s behavior.

If you really wanna see sexual disfunction get 2 know your favorite basketball star! Curling is the only safe sport 4 a married man! d;^’
Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom in the world. That’s enough!—>

And then he dropped this bomb about Elin…

WHOA!

Is he right or way off base? What’s your call?

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Dunzo?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Divorce, Dunzo, elin, splitsville, Tiger Woods | Posted on 14-04-2010

Buckle up Tiger, this could be the biggest jack yo’ cash settlement of all time (*echo, echo, echo*):

Entertainment Tonight is reporting Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are finalizing a divorce. A source says Elin’s absence from the Masters and her subsequent flight out of town during her husband’s final round in Augusta were clear signs that she’s had it.

That new, creepy Nike ad featuring the voice of Tiger’s dead father also didn’t go over too well with Elin. Neither did news that he banged the neighbor’s daughter. Sucks to be this guy. I guess Nas is somewhere looking at the bright side. Ok, maybe not.

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Brew Quotes: Jim Carrey

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Brew Quotes, elin, Jim Carrey, Tiger Woods | Posted on 10-04-2010

Comedian Jim Carrey has a few things to say about infidelity… Tiger Woods’ infidelity, to be specific. Carrey (fresh off a failed relationship himself) went on a Twitter rant about Tiger’s cheating and what role his wife, Elin, may have played in Tiger’s affairs.

Here are his tweets:

I made a Tiger joke today, but after listening 2 Payne’s* speech I think it’s time we checked our collective EGO and let the guy play! d;^\
*Payne refers to the head of the Masters who spoke out against Tiger’s behavior.

If you really wanna see sexual disfunction get 2 know your favorite basketball star! Curling is the only safe sport 4 a married man! d;^’

Tiger Woods owes nothing 2 anyone but himself. 2 please his father he gave up his childhood and his freedom in the world. That’s enough!—>

And then he dropped this bomb about Elin…

WHOA!

Is he right or way off base? What’s your call?

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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, elin, facebook blunder, Jada Pinkett Smith, sandra bullock, shaq, The Hangover, Tyra Banks, What's Brewing, will smith | Posted on 31-03-2010

Will Smith causing trouble at Jada’s job? – In Case You Didn’t Know

Sandra Bullock is ready to quit this bitch? – Examiner

Get ready for The Hangover, part deux – Perez Hilton

5 things people in relationships should not put on Facebook – The Gloss

Is Elin knocked up? – Celebitchy

Shaq texts his jumpoff… and texts just like he talks (he’s no Tiger) – Radar Online

A toilet paper-eating woman? Only on Tyra… – Fail Blog

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What’s Brewing?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Beyonce, brew bits, brewshyt, elin, jesse james, kat stacks, ludacris, nick cannon, Ricky Martin, Tiger Woods, What's Brewing | Posted on 29-03-2010

OMG, Ricky Martin’s gay? – The Superficial

Kid Fury translates Kat Stacks’ groupie tales [This is MUST SEE TV right 'chere] – Crunk + Disorderly

Nick Cannon’s making money – Perez Hilton

Is Ludacris about to jump the broom? – Mz.Inferno

Beyonce? Pregnant? Not! – PopEater

Elin wants no parts of Tiger’s comeback – Socialite Life

Jesse James has a 4th mistress? – I’m Not Obsessed!

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ASK A DUDE: Respeito!

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Posted by Elphaba Of The Brew | Posted in Ask A Dude, Ask A Dude The Round Table, elin, Tiger Woods | Posted on 17-03-2010

A BREW CHICK ASKS:

Since Elin and Tiger were spotted together today, I’d like to know if a woman forgives a man for cheating that many times does he lose all respect for her? Does the husband now think he has carte blanche to do anything, since she has appeared to, let his transgressions go??
Dudes?

REV REAL: Not necsessarily. He got caught at ONE TIME boning 11 chix, not Caught 11 times. There’s a difference. If she instills the fear of God in him Lorena Bobbitt style, he’ll respect her.

But dude is mad corny and a sellout so I’m perfectly ok with her wrapping a pitching wedge around his cabbage one mo’ ‘gain.

PHLIP: If a woman forgives a man for cheating once, maybe a couple of times if it is a rocky relationship and they get it together on the strength of the kids, then yes some respect can be salvaged.However, if a dude cheats THAT many times and/or has a ton of money, it is telltale that he has options and is simply going through the motions. A 10-figure earner has the options to make another forgive and forget a lot more easily, even if they did not want to. For that, I can’t imagine he has a ton of respect for her or will ever be fully “rehabbed,” as if he ever intended to be. (COINCIDENTALLY, PHLIP BLOGGED ABOUT THIS VERY TOPIC: CHECK IT OUT)

GROSS DUDE: Well, this is a case by case scenario. I would have to say in this case.. no… why? Cause Elin lost her damn mind and beat the sh!t out of that man with his own Golf Clubs. No man will feel safe sleeping next to that woman if he would plan on continuing that behavior. Golf clubs today but it will be something sharp or flammable next time.

Now.. lets say Elin just rolled over and pretended like it wasn’t going on and lived in denial like some women are prone to do.. then yeah.. No Respect
BIG IN EUROPE: Nah, really, what happens is he starts walking on egg shells until he can’t take it anymore. Then he leaves her.
The Casher!: This is not your everyday scenario. This involves money and status and is not solely about vows and respect. When a man has money and power, he does this because every thing is expendable at the time. He’s alpha-male and not too many scootchies are gonna say no. But that’s beside the point.Will he respect her?
He could look at it two different ways:
1.) This relationship is about her comfort, my appeal, and the appearance of happiness. There’s no love there and as long as I keep her ass in the finest of things, she ain’t goin nowhere. It’s almost like calling her bluff and since she didn’t get serviced by someone else or leave him with half, then he doesn’t HAVE to respect her. She’s just another possession to him and she respects that paycheck. We’ll see if a tiger can change his stripes…
2.) He can respect that she tried to go Mary Woodson and whoop dat ass. At THAT moment, he may have thought that, okay, this one cares a little bit. So maybe he respects her and that ass whoopin on reserve if he ever sleeps around on her again.
Either way, that’s money and wouldn’t happen to the average man. To him, if he cheats repeatedly without any repercussions, he’ll keep doing it until there are some or he gets tired of it.

BIANCA: There you have it, Respect = Fear / Cold Hard Cash…carry the 1
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Elin’s Boo Dishes……

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Posted by Piper from the Brew | Posted in elin, the cheetah talks, Tiger Woods | Posted on 19-02-2010

In case you missed it…. he said he felt entitled to poon-apalooza because he worked hard all his life but he’s very sorry….

Awww….. Tiger Woo…..

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Elin’s Boo Dishes……

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Posted by admin | Posted in elin, the cheetah talks, Tiger Woods | Posted on 19-02-2010

In case you missed it…. he said he felt entitled to poon-apalooza because he worked hard all his life but he’s very sorry….

Awww….. Tiger Woo…..

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