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Brew Bits: Jessica Simpson The Next Face Of Weight Watchers?

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, jessica simpson | Posted on 21-11-2011

Word on the innawebs is Jessica Simpson could be the next face of Weight Watchers, joining (or perhaps, replacing?) Jennifer WHERE YOU AT? Hudson. Simpson wants to lose a ton of weight, perhaps to get back to her Daisy Duke size after the birth of her baby. Simpson was to sign on with the company months ago, but then she got knocked up. She could score a $4 million endorsement deal with Weight Watchers. She’ll have a year to lose the weight using Weight Watchers’ points system.

My God…this means J-Hud’s screaming about feelin’ good, Mariah’s half nekkid for Jenny and now this one may be yodeling for WW. Kill your TV.

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Beyonce, brew bits, brewshyt, carey hart, fight club, Jay Z, jessica simpson, Jim Carrey, JON NO KATE NO 8, michelle 'bombshell' mcgee, pink, quincy jones, Tiny and Toya, What's Brewing | Posted on 27-04-2010

Gather your Ebonics dictionary: Tiny & Toya return – Gossip On This

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee smooshed Pink’s husband too? – Why Fame

Clear the roads! Jay-Z is teaching Beyonce to drive – The Rundown

Epic fight breaks out at Dodgers game – Huffington Post

Jon Gosselin trying to get in on Kate’s gravy train – PopEater

Quincy Jones lets rappers re-make his songs – Stuff Fly People Like

Jessica Simpson has mom hair – bellasugar

Jim Carrey pokes fun at Ben Roethlisberger – The Daily Caller

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in Beyonce, brew bits, brewshyt, carey hart, fight club, Jay Z, jessica simpson, Jim Carrey, JON NO KATE NO 8, michelle 'bombshell' mcgee, pink, quincy jones, Tiny and Toya, What's Brewing | Posted on 12-04-2010

Gather your Ebonics dictionary: Tiny & Toya return – Gossip On This

Michelle “Bombshell” McGee smooshed Pink’s husband too? – Why Fame

Clear the roads! Jay-Z is teaching Beyonce to drive – The Rundown

Epic fight breaks out at Dodgers game – Huffington Post

Jon Gosselin trying to get in on Kate’s gravy train – PopEater

Quincy Jones lets rappers re-make his songs – Stuff Fly People Like

Jessica Simpson has mom hair – bellasugar

Jim Carrey pokes fun at Ben Roethlisberger – The Daily Caller

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, bristol palin, celebrity fit club, jessica simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Jackson, Rihanna, What's Brewing, would you rock it?, WTF? Files | Posted on 07-04-2010

Rihanna’s engaged? – Oh No They Didn’t

Bristol Palin wants you to wrap it up (with a moose skin condom)Huffington Post

This Michael Jackson story keeps getting worse – Perez Hilton

Lindsay Lohan is a dee-sas-ter – Gawker

Jessica Simpson goes sans fards ©Pop Sugar

WTF Files?: Virginia Governor declares “Confederate History Month” – DC Fab

Would you rock these computer shoes? – The Frisky

Celebrity Fit Club declares its biggest loser – People

©Shout out to Michael K

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Posted by Witch Hazel | Posted in brew bits, brewshyt, gilbert arenas, jennifer lopez, jessica simpson, John Edwards, Kardashian, Paula Abdul, rielle hunter, Top Chef, True Blood, What's Brewing | Posted on 15-03-2010

A few links a-brewin’ for your evening pleasure…

Gilbert Arenas “deserves to be punished” – Forbez DVD

Those Kardashians love the chocolate, eh? – The Rundown

Paula Abdul has a job? – I’m Not Obsessed!

This Fly Girl is not feeling the JLo – Perez Hilton

John Edwards’ mistress thinks her GQ photos are “repulsive” … and so do we – Huffington Post

Jessica Simpson might get knocked up by her hairdresser – Hollyscoop

Round up the vampires, True Blood returns this summer – Just Jared

Top Chef coming to DC? – DCFUD

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